PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 Week 4 round up

Look! We’ve got an app! *

Be Thankful for What You’ve Got: So, who cannot wait til we get VAR? (No, not you Ole..)

We’ll come back to that…

A pretty fruitful week for a quarter of the league as 25 of you amassed 30 points or more (even Mr 2-0 was only 1 point off that threshold!).

Predictz was amongst it for the first time ever (I should ring them and tell them!) as were Danny A & Prem KC.

A few others stalled on 35 points, but a decent haul none the less.

Someone who was thanking the Lord above that the ref didn’t spot Jan V literally standing next PEA for his last-minute spot kick was returning former PAS champ Danny Norbury 42 (7).

That 1-1 secured the 4 points that ensured another £20 weekly prize winging its way to the Steel City – well done Dan. You are the champion of the world PAS once again…

And yes, I had 1-2 for Spurs’ Cup Final. And yes, i’m very bitter…still.

Karmacoma: One man’s fruit is another’s, erm, compost?

A quarter of the league (yep, you lot.Yes, you 26 cowering in the corner!) couldn’t even manage more than twenty points this week (even I got 23 points!).

Two couldn’t even muster a correct score between them.

Joe Shore 10 (0) only just crept into double figures.

The Brummie data cruncher will have to re-jig his numbers if he’s gonna face down this disaster…

Correct Score of the Week:

So, even when i do get a few…most popular score was Norwich’s 1-3 win at The Den– 31 of us got that!

Ten got Bury’s 3-0 deconstruction of Macc Town

9 got the dull-all at Meadow Lane

Six believed in Brentford. A 3-0 kinda belief…

Neil T, Nick W & Moi got the bore draw between The Reds & The Blues

Julian F & James C got Wigan 0 Boro 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Ben McK & Reagon K got the five point nil-all between Shrewsbury & AFC Wimbledon

Mike K made us all green by happening upon Bournemouth 0 Man City 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Gary Blackburne for his “we’re-from-sarf-london…” inspired, Burnley 1 C Palace 3!

Bet of the Week:

We didn’t change it up!

Justin Corliss was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

Missed again, but it was a brave effort!

To win & BTTS

Man U v Southampton – won & yes!

Celtic @ Hibs – won & no!

West Ham v Newcastle – won & no!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – yuk!

Simon Lindsay, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure building…

Table News:

Safe From Harm:

Dan Hogwood stays top, but now only 12 points ahead of Pete B, who in turn, is one correct score ahead of Danny N in third.

crashed the Top Ten.

Teardrop:

Joe Shore slides 10 places to the basement, one point behind Greg F, who in turn, is 1 point behind Chris B…

Protection”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 29 places is Prem KC – honourable mentions go to Nick W (+18), George T (+22), Alex R (+18), Olly O (+22), Predictz (+24) and Danny A (+20)

Special Cases:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Rowan Marriott – dishonourable mentions go to Neil O (-15), Andy S (-15), Chris D (-19) Howard t (-18), David G (-21) and Tim P (-17)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League 2018/19 Knockout Stages:

Last 16 2nd leg games kicked off in Week 4!

We had 8 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 1 hammering! 1 close game! 2 away wins! And, 2 draws!!

Two won their games with 25 points & 1 lost their game with 34 points!

But who went through? 

Full draw & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Cup 2019:

Last 16 next week, here’s the draw…

Arthur Harrison v Jamie Sellers

Jerry Storer v Bry Derbyshire

Mark Potter v Pab

Neil Critchlow v Lee Ford

Kate Slee v Richard Hirst

Charlie Harris v Jason Morris

Jack Buxton v Nick Woodward

Scott Harrison v Tony Morris

All fixtures & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 5
Quarter Finals – Week 7
Semi Finals – Week 11
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Champions League 2019/20:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2019/20 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the not rammel…Bry Derbyshire!

Statto Corner

20% trusted Palace to beat Burnley

100% were 100% behind Man Yoo

17% sniffed out the Rotherham win

And Another Thing: *

We haven’t got an app..but you can make it look like one on your phone by doing the following…

Open Safari

Type in www.pabspace.co.uk

Press that “box with an arrow pointing up” at the bottom

Swipe left til you see the “add to home screen” icon

Press that…

Voila!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 Week 3 round up

…unless you’re in Glasgow

Good Weekend: As you were…

So for me, it was a ridiculous week for football score predicting. Turns out it’s me who’s ridiculous…

A whopping 45 players amassed twenty-five points or more this week (“hi-five” emoji) and 24 of those went on to push through 30 points or more (“applause” emoji)

Five intrepids crossed the hallowed forty point mark.

In a Predict-A-Score PR faux-pas (see what I did there?), Dan Hogwood 52 (8) smashed past the Gareth M to steal away the £20 weekly prize.

“Our Head of Backend Score Compiling in no way abused his position or breached any PAS rules” said our imaginary Communications Manager (“fuming swearing face” emoji/”rolls eyes” emoji/”it’s a fix face” emoji).

Lost Weekend: As you were…

Back in the real world, 29 of us couldn’t even reach the 20 point mark this week.

Nine got fifteen or fewer points…

Three didn’t even manage a correct score.

One just got to double figures.

Carl Taylor 10 (0) has just applied for the intern role in our Backend Score Compiling Dept….

Correct Score of the Week:

Ho hum…most popular score was Reading’s 1-1 draw with Rotherham– 26 of youse got that!

Eighteen just knew Fulham would score against West Ham for a 3-1

17 got the 3-1 Bury win over Oldham

A dozen got Norwich City 3 Bristol City 2

5 got the two-two in Birmingham. The wrong side of Birmingham…

Neil C & Ethan N saw their typos come good on the game at WBA

Andy C & Francesca F obviously guessed Celtic would beat Motherwell 4-1

Joe M got PNE’s 1-3 win at The Den

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stuart Fitzsimon for his I-am-Gooner inspired, Burnley 2 Spurs 1!

Bet of the Week:

We didn’t change it up!

Richard Hirst was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 2 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

Oooops! Failed…again!

3 wins

Spurs @ Burnley – no!

Cheltenham v Port Vale – yes!

Crawley v Macclesfield – no no!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – boooo!

Justin Corliss, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure on…

Table News:

Wham! Bang! Pow! Let’s Rock Out!:

Dan Hogwood stays at the top, but now an impressive 18 points ahead of Pete B, who in turn, is five points ahead of Tony M in third.

crashed the Top Ten.

Hospital:

Bijay Lama slipped 2 places to the bottom, one point behind Mr 2-0 & Chris B…

Pump Up The Volume”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 41 places is Peter Morley – honourable mentions go to Scott H (+38), Hira Y (+34), Nick H (+29), Martin S (+26), Kate S (+20), Danny N (+20) and Paul S (+20)

Alcoholics Unanimous:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 34 places is Neil Osborne – dishonourable mentions go to Carl T (-28), Olly O (-27), Paul C (-19) Rowan M (-19), Sam A (-17), Richard Hu (-16) and Justin C (-16)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League 2018/19 Knockout Stages:

Last 16 2nd leg games kick off in Week 4!

Full draw & results so far, can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Cup 2019:

1st Round replays!

Dramarama!

We had –

3 away wins!

1 successful joker!

2 hammerings!

2 close games!

Wow!

Someone won with twenty one points

And

Someone lost with 32 points!

Jeeez!

PAS Cup Last 16 draw to follow…

All 1st round results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 5
Quarter Finals – Week 7
Semi Finals – Week 11
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Champions League 2019/20:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2019/20 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the tailor made…Paul Smith!

Statto Corner

3% had Burnley to beat Spurs

4% had Man City to draw with Chelsea (me! me ! me! I was one of them!!!)

12% just knew Palace would finish Claude Puel…

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – thank you!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 Week 1 round up

Proper!                            Pic credit: Joe Massey

Too Real:

New year, new start ‘n’ all that, I did my scores from a position of excellent preparation, plenty of research and a knowing that it’d be a week that would go as it ought to go…

But I underestimated the competition.

So apologies for the lateness of this update – i’ve been in shock. And in pubs.

Quite a lot of you clearly knew what I didn’t…

Best of the bunch?

Simon Buxton 42 (7) deftly manoeuvred in front of the other 3 people to score forty points or more this week thanks to Arsenal’s inability to keep a clean sheet. Ever!

That late late twist nicely bookended the Week 1 theme for 90th minute goals affecting huge swaths of PASers.

If you got 30 points or more this week, you were one of 35 – I doff my cap, you jammy…

So, congrats Simon, £20 winging it’s way back to you ASAP – always the best week to win innit!

Chequeless Reckless:

Did you score 20 points + this week?

Mr 2-0 is in awe…

15 of youse couldn’t manage more than 18 points this week.

Shocking. Even my mum smashed that!

Not as shocking as Senor Sanchez last night though eh?! Koscielny has scored more goals than him this year <smiley face>

One player feeling a bit “Alexis” is Bijay Lama 10 (0).

He crashed to the bottom this week – but he did have four others for company on the zero correct scores naughty step…

The only way is up Mr L!

Correct Score of the Week:

The game is up already…most popular score was Rotherham’s 1-1 draw with Wigan– 30 of us got that!

Twenty two got the feisty Norwich City 3 Ipswich Town 0

19 got the very annoying last minute spoiling (but not for me for once!) Spurs 3 Leicester 1

Sixteen got the 3 goal demolition of Wycombe by Luton

15 were all over the 0-3 to the Man Yoo

Fourteen made us all green by happening upon Liverpool 3-0 Bournemouth

12 obviously guessed Hibs would beat Raith 3-1 in the Scottish Cup

Chris D, Reagon K & Prem KC (welcome!) got the dull-all at Hillsborough

Mike K & Justin C got Celtic’s 5-0 deconstruction of St Johnstone

David G nabbed the thrilling MK Dons 2 Swindon 3

However, this week’s (and probably the season tbf) best correct score goes to Tim Payne for his I-know-how-to-open-a-new-season-with-a-bang inspired, Aston Villa 3 Sheffield United 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, we’ve failed epically in the last few seasons but last season…

was pretty good!

So,

This year we’re NOT changing it up!

Whoever is on the “Bet of the Week” position for the following week will be asked to provide a treble selection so we can place the allocated £3 for the bet.

The winnings will stay on that slot and collected by the lucky person residing there at the end of Week 13.

Got that? No?!

OK.

The person on 11th will make the selections for Week 2, the person on 33rd in Week 2 will make the selections for Week 3,the person on 45th in Week 3 will make the selections for Week 4 and the person on 65th in Week 4 will make the selections for Week 5 and back round again to 11th…yeah?!

Good.

So, Olly Osmond, Ben Hogwood & Jason Morris are all in joint 11th, but Olly O was 1st out the hat.

Olly, I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Here we go…

Table News:

It’s Week 1 – it is what it is! Click here for the full table

Please be aware we may lose some players but we may gain some – so if you know anyone out there who wants to get involved, put them in touch! It’s never too late…and we’re really close to that magical 100 player benchmark, so go get ’em people!

PAS Champions League 2018/19 Knockout Stages: Last 16 1st leg games kick off in Week 2!

Full draw can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Cup 2019: Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! It was 1st round day this week…

Dramarama!

We had –

4 away wins!

16 successful jokers!

1 very successful joker!

2 hammerings!

2 heartbreakers! 1 by correct score!

4 draws!!!

Amazing!

Someone won with twenty two points

And

Someone lost with 37 points!

Crikey!

PAS Cup Last 16 draw to follow…

Replays will take place in Week 3

1st round results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 5
Quarter Finals – Week 7
Semi Finals – Week 11
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Champions League 2019/20:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2019/20 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is …quite a few people actually!

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 Week 2 round up

Remember kids, “just say no…”

It’s Yer Money I’m After, Baby: So for me, it was a ridiculous week for football score predicting. Turns out it’s me who’s ridiculous…

A whopping 36 players amassed twenty-five points or more this week (“hi-five” emoji) and 18 of those went on to push through 30 points or more (“applause” emoji)

Three intrepids crossed the hallowed forty point mark, all benefitting from 92nd & 94th minute goals in the Fleetwood & Man City games respectively (“envy face” emoji)

Tony M & Ryan G didn’t see the Ipswich Town 92nd equaliser though.

In a Predict-A-Score PR faux-pas (see what I did there?), Dan Hogwood 44 (7) sneaked past the other two to steal away the £20 weekly prize. 

“Our Head of Backend Score Compiling in no way abused his position or breached any PAS rules” said our imaginary Communications Manager (“fuming swearing face” emoji/”rolls eyes” emoji/”it’s a fix face” emoji).

Don’t Let Me Down, Gently: Back in the real world, 26 of us couldn’t even reach the 20 point mark this week.

Six got ten or fewer points…

Five didn’t even manage a correct score.

One didn’t even get to double figures.

Will Oppong 9 (0) has just applied for the intern role in our Backend Score Compiling Dept….

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m devoid of words…most popular score was Palace’s 0-2 win at Doncaster– 32 of youse got that!

Twelve got Forest Green’s 3-0 derby win over Yeovil

7 somehow guessed Newport 1 Man City 4 (how????)

5 got Rotherham’s derby “Desmond” with Sheff Wed

Rob C, Alex R & Tim P got Coventry’s 3-0 deconstruction of Walsall

Justin C got Charlton 0 Blackpool 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Sam A got the bore draw between PNE & Forest

Rowan M got the dull-all at Ibrox

Mike K got the Blade’s thrashing of Reading

John K got the thrilling Bolton 0 Norwich 4

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Dave Crisp for his I-hope-this-is-what-Mesut-does-to-BATE inspired, Swansea 4 Brentford 1!

Bet of the Week:

We didn’t change it up!

Olly O was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 1 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

Oooops! Failed…

3 wins

Norwich @ Bolton – tick!

Preston v Forest – cross!

Charlton v Blackpool – crosser!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th – bah!

Richard Hirst, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure building…

Table News:

A Wish Away”:

Dan Hogwood climbs seven places to the top, 3 points ahead of Tony M, who in turn, is one point ahead of Pete B in third.

crashed the Top Ten.

Can’t Shape Up”:

Mr 2-0 (ha!) & Chris Birch slip down 3 places to last, three points behind Bijay L…

Golden Green”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 60(!) places is Ryan Graves – honourable mentions go to Dave C (+33), Rob C (+38), Mark S (+27), Rowan M (+25), Alex R (+33) and Richard Hu (+36)

Circlesquare”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 53 places is Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-29), Moi (-32), Brett A (-34) Norman L (-26), Clare T (-25) and Simon Lindq (-23)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League 2018/19 Knockout Stages:

Last 16 1st leg games kicked off in Week 2!

We had 6 successful jokers! 2 hammerings! 1 close game! 6 away wins! And, 1 heartbreaker!

Two won their games with 24 points & 1 lost their game with 28 points!

Full draw & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Cup 2019:

PAS Cup Last 16 draw will be with you shortly…

But first, we have the 1st Round replays!

Don’t forget to play your jokers, if you managed to drag your opponent back to yours!

1st round results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 5
Quarter Finals – Week 7
Semi Finals – Week 11
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Champions League 2019/20:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2019/20 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…a few of you!

Statto Corner

1% had Sunderland & Accrington to draw

100% had Man City win

41% just knew Ipswich v Stoke would finish as a draw

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Final table round up!

He’s Big & He’s Effin’ ‘Ard!”:

So, who won?

Well, a newbie PASer who took up the challenge in the summer – and my, how that decision has paid off!

He even had the temerity to claim he finished 4th in his first season on our What’s App group (erm, you are all on that aren’t you?!)

It was a close, compacted, confusing season – whilst Liverpool smoothly glide their way to the title with certainty & consistency, our champion battled & spluttered through just like the rest of us.

Anyone could’ve won it this season.

5 of the Top 12 clocked up as many, or more, correct scores than the champion!

Yep, and it was correct scores that settled it…

Our “Winter” champ started in mid-table obscurity at 52nd, dropped to 58th, down another 3 places in Week 3, before breaking the Top 50 in Week 4 – then a “yo-yo” few weeks saw residency in 52nd, 31st & 35th as we reached the halfway point.

This low point was met with a push into the Top Thirty at 25th in Week 8, before leaping up to 13th a week later.

More yo-yoing?

Yep.

From Week 10 it was down to 18th & then hitting the Top Ten in Week 11, prompting a stubborn stay to the end!

With impeccable timing of a seasoned pro, it was up to 7th before hitting top spot when it mattered – a quite remarkable performance given that our champs usually lead from the front & are rarely out of the Top Ten!

So, be upstanding lords, ladies & gents and doff your caps to Mark Potter 356 (46) – He. Is. A. Winner!

Peter Kay, Nat Lofthouse, Sara Cox, Badly Drawn Boy, Maxine Peake, Mark Radcliffe, Fred Dibnah & Diane Morgan, put wood in t’hole & let the corporation pop flow – our boy done proper reet good! Whack that on a barm!

Mr P won by a mere 2 correct scores lead over the very unlucky, Jack Buxtonin second place.

Jack’s lowest position all season was 4th & any other season….

Anyway, at least he finished four points ahead of a rejuvenated Charlie Harris in third place.  

Andy Kelly was only 1 point behind in 4th with a vastly improved finish from last season’s 82nd…

Just one point further back, Ryan Graves reflects on a fine season by finishing in fifth spot with Scott Harrison just behind in 6th by virtue of 5 correct scores.

In seventh heaven was resurgent all-time prize money winner, Jazz Sian – let’s hope Spurs finish there too eh, J?   ; )

Continuing a rich seam of prize-winning form, “Syndicate” top boy again, Richard Hirst scooped 8th place, only 2 correct scores shy of joint 7th but ending up 6 points ahead of Gareth Morgan in 9th (actually, let’s hope Spurs finish there G!)

The double Champions League winner just edged out perennial spot prize botherer Neil Osborne by 2 points in 10th…

 

 

“Being Brendan”: 

Just 0 points & 0 places separated our new champion from Paul Vinson 239 (17) in Week 1!

Actually, that’s worth thinking about…

The other Mr P never really recovered from there though, down to 83rd, then to 92nd before hitting a peak in Week 4 at 89th!

A slip down to 94th followed, stabilisation in Week 6 – then the slow descent into the nineties culminated with hitting bottom in Week 11.

Paul rallied to 96th in Week 12 before securing the wooden spoon in the final week.

Alex R, our very own Dan H & Shezan J made gallant efforts over the season to save Paul’s blushes, but…

 

Spot Prizers

OK, YOU have finished on these positions AND you HAVE won those prizes!

Ric Pardoe on 11th, Andy Chesworth on 12th, Bry Derbyshire on 17th, Arthur Harrison on 24th, Jerry Storer on 27th, Tim Payne on 31st, Paul Smith on 33rd, Dave Crisp on 39th, Peter Morley & Steve Meaton on 42nd, Alex Taylor on 45th, Dave Nicklin on 49th, Reagon Karki & Mark J Brown on 51st, Danny Norbury on 57th, Predictz on 65th, Sam Arora on 66th, Andy Smith on 71st, James Challinor on 78th, Rowan Marriott, Joe Massey & Greg Fleming on 83rd, David Goggin on 90th & Dan Hogwood on 95th.

click here to view the full table & to see how much you won! 

 

*** all prize money will be winging its way over this week (less your PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 entry fee) – promise! ***

 

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PAS Champions League 2018/19 Group Stages

 

All concluded. You can see who qualified here

So there.

 

PAS Cup 2019

Congratulations to Paul Henshaw for sneaking the last spot! Double celebration!

The Top 32 have qualified and the First round proper will take place on Week 1 of PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19

 

Other little bits 

Mark J Brown picked up an additional £15 for getting the Best Weekly Score of the Season in Week 6 –  46 (8)

 

Stephen Peaston picked up £10 for getting the Best Correct Score of the Season by guessing – Sheffield United 4 Wigan Athletic 2.

 

 

Plaudits

Thanks again to all for taking time and bothering to enter, we couldn’t do it without you!

And a final big thank you to Dave N Dan H for providing all the behind the scenes techky stuff to enable another great (relatively glitch free!) season…check the new “feel” on the site! Apparently, it will be absolutely mint very soon for mobile users…hmmmmm, I’m getting there.

See you in a few weeks PASers.

 

Cheers and Happy New Year!

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 13 round up

 

Surely not another slip up…

 

Porsche Majeure”: You can tell it’s the holiday season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in.

Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into an alcoholic abyss with little chance of predicting succour.

Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country.

So how do you combat this perennial problem?

Don’t ask me, I had Everton v Spurs as 1-1 & Cardiff to beat Elfin Utd…

However, as Alfredo Morelos netted his 2nd for Rangers in the 88th minute v St Johnstone, the miracle of Christmas left Mark P & Paul C trailing in the wake behind Paul Henshaw 38 (6)

Ding dong (merrily on high)!

The Syndicate will be getting beers this Christmas!

Here’s the science bit – 7 of youse managed 30 points or more.

(Belated) Merry Christmas!

 

 

Total Immersion”: It’s Christmas, there are crazy scores expected and there’s last minute shopping to be done.

Why bother doing your scores?

Nick H & Danny A are wondering just that in a week where 14 bods only managed 15 points or less.

Someone who really didn’t have a Danny this week was the professional predicting site Predictz 10 (0) – and if you’ve seen their recent predictions this season you’ll not be baffled!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Some crackers here, if only a few..most popular score was Rangers’ 1-2 title winning win at St Johnstone – 25 of youse got that!

Seventeen got Celtic’s 3-0 title winning victory over Dundee

11 got the five point Arsenal v Burnley 3-1

Pab, Frankie F & Paul H got the dull-all at St James’ Park

Darren McC, Rob C & Stuart F got the very annoying last minute spoiling Aston Villa 2 Leeds 3

Five got Derby 3 Millwall 0

Bry D & Kyle B believed in Southampton. A 1-3 kinda belief…

Sam A got the thrilling Hull 3 Swansea 2

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Sam Arora (him! again!) for his I-couldn’t-let-Vardy-have-a-party-alone inspired, Chelsea 0 Leicester 1!

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Danny N was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 12 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

He nailed it!

 

3 home wins

Stoke v Millwall (in to “nil”)

Charlton v Gillingham (in to “nil” as well!)

Forest Green v Crewe (in to “nil” as well!!)

 

Nice one Dan – shame you missed a trick there on the BTNTS

 

So, £10.74 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th, leaving it very desirable on £23.51 – yay!

 

Great effort from all our BoTWers this season. Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…

 

 

 

Table News:

Psychic Data”: Nil crashed the Top Ten and highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places is Paul Henshaw – honourable mentions go to Paul C (+22), Eddie O (+15), Howard T (+14), Darren McC (+12) and Sam A (+10)

 

These Are Not Your Memories”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places are Danny Ashworth & Stephen Peaston – dishonourable mentions go to Predictz (-13), Nick H (-13), Nick W (-10), John K (-10) and Reagon K (-10)

 

Full season update is imminent once I can work out what day it is…

 

Actually, I’ll get it done before you go back to work – honest!

PAS Cup 2018:  

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…yeah right, like i’m gonna tell you that now!

Patience is a virtue mes amigos…

 

PAS Champions League 2018/19 Group Stages: Congratulations to the players who made it through to the knockout stages – you’re like, the best!

 

Final group tables can be found here

 

And Another Thing:

Thankyou for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon! Actually, it will be early February – fear not, you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders!

Oh, and bring some friends…

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made our online dream reality AND they are currently working on a few things that will really tickle your pickle! Stay tuned!

 

Prize Money Update  – League prize money will be paid out pronto! (Less your entry fee for next season, natch…)

 

And Another Another Thing:

We had no defence! Again! That’s why…

 

+++Statto Corner+++

100% of people nailed Arsenal winning at home
Only 1% of people saw St Mirren winning away
5% of people guessed that QPR would register their first ever away win at Forest

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….

 

Merry Christmas!
Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 12 round up

He’s coming home to be special again for 2022…

 

Let Your Dog Tooth Grow”: Apologies for the late update – i’ll cut to the chase!

A fine week for the 22 who smashed in 30 points or more .

Especially the seven who all had a shout of taking this week’s £20.

Will O turned the form book on its head and looked well set to win until the man of mystery mysteriously decided to randomly miss some predictions out.

One of those missed predictions was Hibs v Celtic.

Nick Woodward 39 (6) has this freak result to thank for his debut weekly win.

The luck of Irish…or was it intentional??!

 

Sugar Tastes Like Salt”: Spookily, twenty two players scored 20 points or less.

Six of those didn’t get a correct score.

Sam A & Rich L had their blushes spared…

by Mark J Brown 11 (0).

Not a good week for Evertonians…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

The ones that were got, were got…most popular score was Swansea’s 2-1 win over Sheff Wed– 28 of youse got that!

Twenty six got City’s 3-1 win over Everton

23 got Liverpool’s 3-1 deconstruction of Man U

Eight got Villa’s “Desmond” with Stoke City

8 more just knew Dundee would score against Kilmarnock for a 3-1

Five got the two-two in Bristol. The right side of Bristol…

5 more got PNE 3 Millwall 2

Dave C, Patricia F & Richard Hu nailed Blackburn 2 Birmingham 2

Debbie L very annoying last minute spoiling Spurs 1 Burnley 0

Neil C got the bore draw between Derby & Forest

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Rob Currin for his I-hate-doing-my-scores-it’s-boring inspired, Notts County 3 Tranmere 2!

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Alex T was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 11 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

Oooops! Epic fail…

 

3 wins & BTTS

Villa v Stoke (they both scored but no one won!)

Blackburn v Birmingham (they both scored but no one won!)

Charlton v AFC Wimbledon (they both didn’t score & Charlton won!)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th, leaving it the one to avoid on £0 – bah!

 

Danny Norbury, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Breathe easy son…

 

 

Table News:

 

Blue Suitcase (Disco Wrist)”:

Jack Buxton remains stays top into the last week, but now only 5 points ahead of Ryan G, who in turn is three points ahead of Charlie H in third.

 

crashed the Top Ten.

 

I Only Bought It for the Bottle”:

Alex Rossi slips down 1 place to last into the last week, one point behind Paul V who in turn is 6 points off Patricia F…

 

Sunflower Seeds”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Will Oppong – honourable mentions go to Tony M (+17), Nick W (+16), Clare T (+16), George T (+16), Ben McK (+15) and John J (+11)

 

Liminal Spaces”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places are Paul Smith & Mark J Brown – dishonourable mentions go to Sam A (-14), James C (-13), Chris B (-12) Rowan M (-12), Andy F (-12) and Brett A (-11)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 6 Group games went ahead & concluded the Group Stages.

Did you get through?

I didn’t…and two poor souls went out courtesy of correct scores, one by just 1!

 

We had 13 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 3 hammerings! 2 close games! 6 away wins! And, 2 draws!

 

One won their game with 20 points & 1 lost their game with 29 points!

 

Full results & tables can be found here

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the perennial…Neil Templeton!

 

 

And Another Thing:

We had no defence! Again! That’s why…

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Only an “in the know” 7% reckoned Arsenal wouldn’t get anything from St Mary’s…
A quarter of the field believed in Toon winning at Huddersfield
0% went for a Brighton home win

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 11 round up

“Innit…”

 

How Could I Be Wrong”: I’m with you Rafa!

The sooner VAR is here the better! Why is it not here already??! Huh? Huh?!

15 bods racked up 30 points or more this week.

And spearheading it all on Saturday night was moi, with a rather handsome well thought out 39 points.

Just one more CS over the Sunday & Monday would surely see me right. It was mine to lose, right?

Right!

Whilst all around picked up their “just one more to win it” I had to wait.

Wait til the 29th match.

And there it was, checked on the Forza app, Toon 1-1 Wolves (93 mins) – smugness ensued and dreams of £20 not leaving my account for once were real…

Charlie H, Mark P & Stephen P were all in the mix too but now overtaken…

Wolves scored in the 94th minute handing Stockport’s finest, Ric Pardoe 41 (7) the spoils.

(grits teeth) Well done Ric, I’m sure Rob C at least will share your delight!

Me? I can’t work out if I hate the ref, Toon or the Old Gold…

 

Idiot Brother”: I usually feel weekly pain by being a bit rubbish.

A whopping 31 players couldn’t even reach the 20 points mark this week so maybe I should just suck it up and shut up.

A magnificent seven didn’t get a correct score.

Lagging way off the pace this week was Will Oppong 9 (0).

Still, 21 unbeaten eh Will?!   : )

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Just when I thought it was all over…most popular score was Dirty Leeds’ 2-1 win over QPR – 23 of youse got that!

 

20 got the West Midlands derby five point 2-2

 

Five nailed Millwall 2 Hull 2

 

5 more got the two-two in South Yorkshire. The right side of South Yorkshire…

 

Andy C, Danny N & Bijay L got Everton’s “Desmond” with Watford

 

Scott H, Paul V & me obviously guessed Livingston would beat St Mirren 3-1

 

Jamie S, Andy F & Richard Hu definitely guessed W Ham 3 Palace 2 (how?????)

 

Francesca F & Sam A saw their typo come good for 9 points on the game at Norwich

 

Stephen P landed the thrilling Man Utd 4 Fulham 1

 

John K made us all green by happening upon Birmingham 0-1 Bristol City

 

Debbie L believed in Torriera. A 1-0 kinda belief…

 

Dan H tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 4

(he didn’t new people!)

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Alex Taylor for his I-know-how-Scottish-Prem-sure-things-work inspired, Dundee 1 Rangers 1!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Paul H was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 10 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

 

We won!! First full house of the season! Top work P!

 

3 home wins

Portsmouth

Colchester

Mansfield

 

So, a cheeky £8.15 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd, taking it to £11.40 – sweet!

 

Alex Taylor, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! An even tougher act to follow…

 

 

Table News:

 

Show Girl”:

Jack Buxton remains in top spot now 9 points ahead of Ryan G, who in turn is 2 points ahead of Andy K in third.

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

Junk Shop Clothes”:

Paul Vinson is still stuck to the bottom, but now four points behind Alex R who in turn is 7 points off Frankie F…

 

New French Girlfriend”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places is Ric Pardoe – honourable mentions go to El Presidente (+23), Stephen P (+21), Jamie S (+16), Danny A (+13) and Danny N (+21)

 

Light Aircraft On Fire”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 19 places is Tim Payne – dishonourable mentions go to Matt W (-14), Rob C (-14), Kyle B (-16) Paul H (-16), Ben McK (-15) and Will O (-15)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 6 Group games next week…last games of the group & much to be decided!

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the mysterious…Nick Woodward!

 

 

And Another Thing:

VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR! VAR!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Everyone thought Arsenal would beat Huddersfield Town

Only 1 person thought St Johnstone would beat Aberdeen

Two shrewd players went with Birstol City to win at St Andrews

Nobody thought PNE would prevail at Forest

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 10 round up

“Playing football the (new) Arsenal way…”

 

Some Kind Of Wonderful”: Did you miss predicting your scores this week?

Or did you just decide to follow Mr 2-0?

Wise choice on either as 19 punters scored 30 points or more in a horrible week of results (for some. A lot. Me, basically…)

6 people could’ve won it as the bottom feeders rose to the top for their 15 minutes in the sun.

Newcomer Tim P could’ve won! My mum (!!) could’ve won as both racked up a seemingly implausible 35 points!

But it wasn’t to be as Steve Meaton 36 (6) was one person who didn’t “Spurs” it this week.

He left it late though as his final, crucial, correct score came in the guise of Guiseley going out the FA Cup to Joey’s Fleetwood.

Patricia was raging mate, beware…

 

 

What’s Going On”:  I told you it was a rogue week!

Twenty nine players posted 20 points or less as the last minute goals either went in (yeah, you Pickford!) or didn’t materialise (why coudln’t we get a 5th??!)

Four poor souls had no correct scores!

Stuart F escaped the ultimate weekly humiliation, but Neil Osborne (league leader – eek!), Neil Critchlow & Paul Vinson 12 (0) all wished they had forgotten to play.

Although, technically, you could say they did just that…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not sure how, but you lot crushed it…most popular score was Rangers’ 1-2 win at Hearts – 32 of youse got that!

Eighteen just knew Rotherham would score against Norwich for a 3-1

10 got the very annoying 79th minute spoiling Man City 3 Bournemouth 1

Six got the five point Reading v Stoke 2-2

5 got the 3 goal demolition of PNE

Dave N, Chris B & Lee F got the dull-all at the Racecourse Ground

Patricia F & Alex R obviously guessed Hamilton would beat St Mirren 1-3

Mark J B saw his typo come good on the game at Sheff Utd

James C nailed Southampton 2 Man Utd 2

Richard Hu made us all green by happening upon QPR 2 Hull 3

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Sam Arora for his I-know-a-goal-fest-when-I-see-one inspired, Blackburn 4 Sheff Wed 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Rob C was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 9 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

 

We won!! Another good win too!

 

3 home wins with BTTS

Leicester v Watford – boooo (how did Watford not score?!)

Norwich v Rotherham – hurrah (always on once Rotherham scored first!)

Blackburn v Sheff Wed – hurrah (never in doubt!)

 

So, a handsome £8.44 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th…at least it’s something!

 

Paul H, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Another tough act to follow…

 

 

Table News:

 

Let’s Get It On”: Jack Buxton moves up one to the top of the table 2 points ahead of Jazz S, who in turn is 5 points ahead of Scott H in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

Too Busy Thinking About My Baby”: Paul Vinson drops two places to rock bottom, one point behind Alex R who in turn is 8 points off Frankie F…

 

You’re All I Need To Get By”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Steve Meaton – honourable mentions go to Tim P (+16), Alex T (+15), Jamie S (+13), John K (+13), Simon B (+11) and Debbie L (+11)

 

Got To Give It Up”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places is Stuart Fitzsimon – dishonourable mentions go to Joe M (-15), Sam C (-14), Simon Lindq (-14), Darren McC (-13) and Yours Truly (-12)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 5 Group games went ahead this week…

It was really exciting! For some…

 

We had 11 successful jokers! 4 hammerings! 2 correct score heartbreakers!! And, 9 away wins!

 

One won their game with 21 points & 1 lost their game with 28 points!

 

Out are Simon B, Jerry S, Me, Stephen P, Mark S, Simon B, Rowan M & Tony M

 

Congratulations to Martin S, Kyle B, Dave N, Justin C, Jazz S, Arthur H, Ryan G & Ben H who’ve all made it through to the knockout stages next year!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the “definitely not coached from the sidelines”…Kate Slee!

 

 

And Another Thing:

The What’s App group was reminiscing about the “End of Year Poll” we used to run – so we may well bring it back!

But next year…

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

A mere 6.8% thought the Saints could draw!

2.3% had a crystal ball to see Brentford drawing at WBA!

The north London derby split the league – 25% going for Arsenal, 25% for Spurs & 50% for a draw!

Only 14% predicted a Cardiff home win & 15% a West Ham away win!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 9 round up

“Feels like…”

 

Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)”: It was a good week to be good!

And lots of people were good.

23 players amassed 30 points or more and all were in with a good shout of the weekly prize.

Going closest were Brett A, Mark P & Paul H – all hitting the high end of the thirties…

Close as it was though, it took a nonchalant 93rd minute goal from the Premier League runaway leaders to secure Arthur Harrison 42 (8) the £20 reward…

 

Congrats Mr H, that’s Scott’s Christmas pressie sorted then…

 

 

What Have I Done To Deserve This”: This definitely wasn’t a week to be bad at PAS.

Lots of people were bad at PAS.

27 punters mustered less than twenty points – eeeek!

Suffering most were Justin Corliss & Rowan Marriott 13 (0)

See what happens when you don’t pay your entry fee on time?

Tut tut…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t I do well…most popular score was Brighton’s 1-1 draw with Leicester– 36 of us got that!

Twenty six were all over the 0-3 to the Celtic

22 got the Rangers 3 goal demolition of Livingston

Sixteen got the correctly over-hyped 0-4 at the Olympic Stadium

7 got the five point Stoke v QPR 2-2

Six got the dull-all at the DW

4 got Watford 0 Liverpool 3

Julian F, Moi & Mark P got the bore draw between St Johnstone & Kilmarnock

Paul H & Richard Hu got the two-two in South Yorkshire. The wrong side of South Yorkshire…

Me (again!) & Richard Hu (again!) believed in Fulham. A 3-2 kinda belief…

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Patricia Fernandez for her don’t-call-it-a-comeback inspired, Hibs 2 Dundee 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Debbie L was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 8 so we asked her to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

 

We won!! My, how we won!!

 

3 draws

Millwall v Bolton – tick (‘Wall never give up…)

Man Utd v Palace – tick (fair play Debs – you nailed that one!)

Swansea v Norwich – cross (Blimey, they got Fry’d!!!)

 

So, a whopping £12.65 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th leaving it on £13.77…kerr-chhing!!

 

Rob Currin, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Tough act to follow…

 

 

Table News:

 

Being Boring”:  Neil Osborne stays top of the table but now only 4 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is 6 points ahead of rousing sleeping giant Jazz S in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

Left To My Own Devices”:  Alex Rossi drops one place to the bottom, four points behind Patricia F who in turn is 9 points off Paul V…

 

Heart”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places is Paul Henshaw – honourable mentions go to Arthur H (+19), Darren McC (+18), Jamie S (+17), Mark S (+15), Stuart F (+13) and Tim P (+13)

 

So Hard”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Rowan M (-19), Paul C (-19), Justin C (-16), Andy F (-16), Alex T (-15) and Stephen P (-13)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 5 Group games next week…

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the “You Man Yoo, you?”…Tony Morris!

 

 

And Another Thing:

£1.15 for a Greggs sausage roll in New St station…

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

100% of people correctly thought Everton & Rangers would win at home!

92% thought Man Utd would beat Palace at home!

0% thought Huddersfield would win away!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab