PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’22 Week 5 (but really Week 13) round up

“And the reason is clear, it’s because you are here…”

 

 

 

Neon”:

*** spoiler alert! ***

I’m writing this like it’s that sweet time of year just before you open your presents… y’know, like keeping it “real” like when the World Cup happened in the summer?!

 

You can tell it’s the holiday season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in.

Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into an alcoholic abyss with little chance of predicting succour.

Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country.

So how do you combat this perennial problem?

Don’t ask me, I had Bournemouth v Everton as 0-1 & Preston to beat Millwall 1-0…

& PASers hit the “more than 30 points” mark this week so maybe you should ask Ric P, who took full advantage of injury-time goals but then faded, or Dom W, who lost out on a share of the spoils thanks to that last kick of the game winner for Man Yoo, or Justin C, who was fortunate with missing the WBA game, forged ahead courtesy of Burnley but ended up narrowly missing out thanks to pledging allegiance to Brighton & Chelsea…

However, as Reading netted an 94th minute winner at the KC MKM Stadium and a Super Sunday string of predictions, the miracle of Christmas left Lee Taylor 37 (7) out front courtesy of just one correct score…

 

Ding dong! (merrily on high…)

 

 

 

What’s It All About?”:

It’s Christmas, there are crazy scores expected and there’s last minute (online) shopping to be done.

Why bother doing your scores?

Ten bods are wondering just that in a week of scoring no more than 15 points.

4 got zero correct scores

Someone who really didn’t have a Scooby this week was the unusually “bothered” Frankie Fernandez 8 (1) – if you finish bottom for the season girl, that wooden spoon is the only pressie you’ll be getting!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Tasty…most popular score was The Arsenal’s 0-2 win at Wolves– 35 of us got that!

 

 

Thirteen just knew Southampton would score against Liverpool in a 3-1 defeat

5 decided to deploy catenaccio to reap the rewards from Huddersfield v Swansea. And they did…

Four snaffled up the 5 points served up by Burnley 3 Blackburn 0

George T, Greg F & Luke S put us all to shame by predicting St Mirren 1 Rangers 1

Julian F & John N said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Bournemouth 3 Everton 0

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Greg Fleming for his I-can-cross-the-divide-in-equal-measures inspired, Celtic 2 Ross County 1!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Greg Fleming was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 13 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

 

The boy done good!

St Mirren v Rangers (draw) – genius shout!
Newcastle to beat Chelsea – howay!
Liverpool v Southampton (draw) – nah…

 

 

So, £8.20 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on a merry £8.20!

 

 

Great effort from all our BoTWers this season.

Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…

 

 

 

Table News:

THREE crashed the Top ten!

 

 

Greatest Hits:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 25 places is Justin Corliss – honourable mentions go to Richard H (+10), John J (+11), Mike K (+10), Julian F (+21), Dom W (+19), Lee T (+14) and Ric P (+10)

 

 

50/50:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places is Gareth Morgan – dishonourable mentions go to Andy C (-10), Dan C (-10) and Matt W (-10)

 

 

Full season update is imminent once I can work out what day it is…

 

Actually, I’ll get it done before Christmas – honest!

 

Then you can click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Last Sixteen draw coming your way soon!

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 1st leg – Week 2
Last 16 2nd leg –  Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

PAS Cup 2021:

Congrats if you finished in the Top 32 – you’re in the Cup. Magic!

Draw to follow…

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

1st Round – Week 3
Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

“In Manhattan” – Nation Of Language / “Baby We’re Ascending” – HAAI / “One Twice Melody” – Beach House / “N.Y.C.A.W.” – Gwenno / “Alligator” – Katy J Pearson / “Kaizen” – Peaness / “Jeff Goldblum” – Mattiel / “Looking Backward” – Melody’s Echo Chamber / “Afterneath” – Paolo Nutini / “Talk Shows” – Low Hummer / “Hi-Fidelity” – Lava La Rue feat. Biig Piig / “Sit Around The Fire” – Jon Hopkins / “Easier Alone” – Anna Prior / “Deja Vu” – Toro y Moi / “Hard To Tell You” – War Paint / “Nabokov” – Fontaines D.C. / “Being In Love” – Wet Leg / “Impossible” – Alison Goldfrapp & Royksopp / “Love Factory” – Metronomy / “Wild Flowers” – Warmduscher / “No Dreams Of Fayres” – Tallies / “Bigger” – Orlando Weeks / “Willow Song” – Katy J Pearson / “50/50” – Jockstrap

 

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

 

Thank you for taking part in the weirdest season ever – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon!

Actually, it will be mid-February – fear not, you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders!

Oh, and bring some friends…

 

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve been ironing out the glitches as always and looking how to improve your user experience…  : )

 

Prize Money Update  – League prize money will be paid out pronto! (Less your entry fee for next season, natch…)

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’22 Week 13 round up

“PEA’d off!”

 

 

My Insatiable One:

Who said “no one wins a week if they get the Friday night correct score!”?? 

It happened again! <slopes off sheepishly to the corner>

In a week where only one punter scored over 30 points, to get a 9 pointer off the first game is a proper bonus, yeah?!

Unfortunately for the rest of us, the person to get that correct score was the person who scored over 30 points.

Not only that, he added in another nine pointer, a 5 pointer and then had the audacity to miss out 3 games on Sunday!

Dan Hogwood 40 (5) swatted away the likes of me (yeah! me!), Stephen P and Rob C to collect the £20 weekly prize and leave me the only Board member not to win a week this season.

No, I won’t call him “Fix-It Felix” either…

 

 

 

The Drowners:

Meanwhile, absolute carnage ensued at the other end of the table.

A whopping 46 PASers failed to score more than 15 points and TWENTY EIGHT didn’t register a correct score!

Four failed to get into double figures.

Worst of the bunch though were George Triantafillou & Danny Bushell 8 (0)

Feeling wrecked?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Bloomin’ hell…most popular score was Norwich’s 1-2 win at Rotherham – 32 of youse got that!

 

Twelve got Wrexham 3 Oldham 0

6 lapped up the injury time joy of Forest 2 Brentford 2

Four of us will shout out loud about the rollercoaster ride of Hearts 3 Motherwell 2

Alex R & Luke S got the dull-all at The Den

Simon Lindq & Paul C were well away with the 1-4 away win for Toon

Dan H & Mike K thrilled at the thrilling Wolves 2 Brighton 3

Julian F nabbed the form book upsetting St Johnstone 2 Rangers 1

Debbie L believed in Coventry. A 0-1 kinda belief…

Lisa W (welcome!) said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for her Sunderland 0 Cardiff 1

Damian H just knew QPR wouldn’t score against WBA for a 0-1

Reagon K probably celebrated like Walsall at Highbury in ’83 after that 0-2 at Goodison

Julian F revelled in the schadenfreude of Haaland’s late late show v Fulham

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Dan Hogwood for his I-don’t-have-to-tinker-with-the-back-end-to-do-well inspired, Aberdeen 4 Hibs 1!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dan Hogwood was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 12 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

Another fail (pretty galling after reading this far down isn’t it!)

 

“…for BOTW please do a HT/FT bet for the following:

Millwall / Millwall
Blackburn / Blackburn
QPR / QPR”
Only Blackburn obliged…

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th, leaving it on £0 – one to avoid people!

 

 

Greg Fleming is at 33rd this week…

Rasiak, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Saturday lunchtime, please!

 

 

We need a winner! A big winner!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

It Starts And Ends With You”:  Dan Wayman stays top, but now only 3 points ahead of Jason M who, in turn, is five points ahead of Scott H in third…let the final battle commence!

 

 

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

Trash”:  Pete Clarke slides two places to the bottom, two correct scores behind Dan M who, in turn, is, 3 correct scores off Frankie F…game on!

 

 

 

 

New Generation”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 29 places is Dan Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Damian H (+16), Simon Linds (+19), Mike K (+10), and El Presidente (+10)

 

 

 

 

We Are The Pigs: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(?!) 12 places are Rowan Marriott & Chris Dixon  – dishonourable mentions go to Danny B (-11), Kate S (-11), Ben McK (-10), and George T (-10)

 

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Group Stages 2022/23:

Draw for the Last Sixteen is coming soon…

 

Final group tables & results can be found here

 

 

PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023  you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are…the inseparable Damian Heavern & Greg Fleming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

It’s nearly the World Cup! But, it’s proper tainted isn’t it8 – however, imagine when Ronnie lifts the Cup and reveals he’s really Cristiana!
Yay!

 

 

 

 

Twitter is a disgrace & Instagram is the new Facebook – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’22 Week 12 round up

“Da Doo Ron Ron..”

 

Weak Become Heroes:

Who said “no one wins a week if they get the Friday night correct score!”?? <slopes off sheepishly to the corner>

Even though that was an actual fact, that fact is now not factual – and it’s kinda my fault…

A big big 22 players smashed in thirty points or more this week (so if you didn’t, you really missed out).

Li’l Lily T, Aussie George T & Haaland-like Dan W all made claims to the weekly £20 prize with strong upper 30s tallies.

But one “player” went through the forties wall – all thanks to me forgetting to do their scores on Friday night. Eeek!

Those four points weren’t the deciding factor (3 x 5 pointers were!) in victory though…phew!

Predictz 44 (7) really have stepped their game up this season (much to my chagrin as I can’t chide them anymore) and now have a “double” to celebrate to boot.

Their second weekly win of the season is also the gain of someone living on the streets too –  I shall be handing out the winnings in Bristol this week rather than to the traditional recipient in Manchester.

Kinda make you feel warm inside and bit Christm umm, nice…

 

Well done us!

 

 

 

Dry Your Eyes:

It was a high scoring week – even at the bottom!

Everyone made it to double figures!

Only 5 punters didn’t register a correct score!

 

Least fortunate this week?

 

Francesca Fernandez 13 (0) keeps the family trait of “not quite on it” going and takes up a more than familiar position in the table…

 

That’s ma gal!

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Bumperiest in a bumper week…most popular score was Celtic’s 0-3 win at St Johnstone – 19 of us got that!

 

Five got very annoying last minute spoiling Norwich 3 Stoke 1

5 more doffed a cap to Hibernian’s 3-0 deconstruction of Livingston

Mark J B, Rich L & Martin S got Stockport 3 Sutton 0

Dan H, Matthew S & Emma T quite rightly predicted Arsenal’s 5-0 thrashing of Nottm Forest

Neil O, Paul V & Reagon K somehow stumbled on Rangers 4 Aberdeen 1 (how????)

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Predictz for their we-may-be-selling-out-to-the-man-on-our-ad-addled-website-but-we-justify-it-like-this inspired, Fulham 0 Everton 0!

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Julian Fernandez was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 11 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

Nah, bruv…

 

“Here’s my Bridge Over Troubled Water BOTW!
All Div 1
Pompey to win v the Shrews
Lincoln to win v Port Vale
Wycombe to win v Morecombe…”
I knew it was cursed as soon as I spotted that typo…

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 60th, leaving it on £23.85 – oh, what could’ve been!

 

 

Dan Hogwood is at 45th this week…

Danielsan, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Saturday lunchtime, please!

 

 

We need a winner Dan!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

Fit But You Know It”:  Dan Wayman climbs one place to the summit, 15(!) points ahead of Scott H who, in turn, is three correct scores ahead of Jason M in third.

 

 

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

Has It Come To This?”:  Dan Miller stays bottom, one point behind Frankie F who, in turn, is, 4 points off Pete C…

 

 

 

 

Let’s Push Things Forward”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 34 places is Predictz – honourable mentions go to George T (+11), Lily T (+10), Matthew S (+15), Rob C (+18), Mark S (+11), Dan H (+10), John K (+14), Martin S (+12) and Andy F (+13)

 

 

 

 

Blinded By The Lights: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Orla McKeown – dishonourable mentions go to Shashi A (-10), Paul F (-15), Stuart F (-14), Dom W (-14), Pete B (-10), and Nick H (-10)

 

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Group Stages 2022/23:

Matchday 6 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Conclusive!

We had 8 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 5 hammerings! 2 close games! 4 heartbreakers! 8 away wins! And, 1 draw!

One won their game with 21 points & 1 lost theirs with 32 points!

 

Congrats to the sixteen through to the knock out stages next year!

 

But who finished where?!

 

Final tables & results can be found here

 

 

PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023  you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the unmoveable Paul Carter & the upwardly moving Rob Currin!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Would you go to watch Bristol City if it was a teeming down Tuesday?

 

 

 

 

Twitter is a disgrace & Instagram is the new Facebook – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab