PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 13 round up


Surely not another slip up…


Porsche Majeure”: You can tell it’s the holiday season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in.

Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into an alcoholic abyss with little chance of predicting succour.

Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country.

So how do you combat this perennial problem?

Don’t ask me, I had Everton v Spurs as 1-1 & Cardiff to beat Elfin Utd…

However, as Alfredo Morelos netted his 2nd for Rangers in the 88th minute v St Johnstone, the miracle of Christmas left Mark P & Paul C trailing in the wake behind Paul Henshaw 38 (6)

Ding dong (merrily on high)!

The Syndicate will be getting beers this Christmas!

Here’s the science bit – 7 of youse managed 30 points or more.

(Belated) Merry Christmas!



Total Immersion”: It’s Christmas, there are crazy scores expected and there’s last minute shopping to be done.

Why bother doing your scores?

Nick H & Danny A are wondering just that in a week where 14 bods only managed 15 points or less.

Someone who really didn’t have a Danny this week was the professional predicting site Predictz 10 (0) – and if you’ve seen their recent predictions this season you’ll not be baffled!



Correct Score of the Week:

Some crackers here, if only a few..most popular score was Rangers’ 1-2 title winning win at St Johnstone – 25 of youse got that!

Seventeen got Celtic’s 3-0 title winning victory over Dundee

11 got the five point Arsenal v Burnley 3-1

Pab, Frankie F & Paul H got the dull-all at St James’ Park

Darren McC, Rob C & Stuart F got the very annoying last minute spoiling Aston Villa 2 Leeds 3

Five got Derby 3 Millwall 0

Bry D & Kyle B believed in Southampton. A 1-3 kinda belief…

Sam A got the thrilling Hull 3 Swansea 2


However, this week’s best correct score goes to Sam Arora (him! again!) for his I-couldn’t-let-Vardy-have-a-party-alone inspired, Chelsea 0 Leicester 1!


Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!


Danny N was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 12 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

He nailed it!


3 home wins

Stoke v Millwall (in to “nil”)

Charlton v Gillingham (in to “nil” as well!)

Forest Green v Crewe (in to “nil” as well!!)


Nice one Dan – shame you missed a trick there on the BTNTS


So, £10.74 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th, leaving it very desirable on £23.51 – yay!


Great effort from all our BoTWers this season. Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…




Table News:

Psychic Data”: Nil crashed the Top Ten and highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places is Paul Henshaw – honourable mentions go to Paul C (+22), Eddie O (+15), Howard T (+14), Darren McC (+12) and Sam A (+10)


These Are Not Your Memories”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places are Danny Ashworth & Stephen Peaston – dishonourable mentions go to Predictz (-13), Nick H (-13), Nick W (-10), John K (-10) and Reagon K (-10)


Full season update is imminent once I can work out what day it is…


Actually, I’ll get it done before you go back to work – honest!

PAS Cup 2018:  

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…yeah right, like i’m gonna tell you that now!

Patience is a virtue mes amigos…


PAS Champions League 2018/19 Group Stages: Congratulations to the players who made it through to the knockout stages – you’re like, the best!


Final group tables can be found here


And Another Thing:

Thankyou for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon! Actually, it will be early February – fear not, you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders!

Oh, and bring some friends…

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made our online dream reality AND they are currently working on a few things that will really tickle your pickle! Stay tuned!


Prize Money Update  – League prize money will be paid out pronto! (Less your entry fee for next season, natch…)


And Another Another Thing:

We had no defence! Again! That’s why…


+++Statto Corner+++

100% of people nailed Arsenal winning at home
Only 1% of people saw St Mirren winning away
5% of people guessed that QPR would register their first ever away win at Forest

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?


Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!


Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!


Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])


That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….


Merry Christmas!