“Inhibitions dissipate”:

As we go into the final straight of the season, it was nip & tuck for the Week 11 winner and Stuart L was pipped at the post by Pete Britton 39 (6) to the £20. Congrats Pete, that’ll probably pay for a couple of beers at Wembley in a couple of weeks eh?!

“Now my mind’s disintegrated”:

A whole host of Mr 2-0’s disciples floundered this week but Jessica Hirst 10 (0) actually put some scores in, so really has to take the unwanted mantle of being the week’s worst – sorry Jess!

Correct Score of the Week:

Some really good ones this week… – most popular score was Chelsea’s 3-0 win over the Irons – 15 of us got that!

Jamie T / Jon T / Jazz S got the 0-0 at Selhurst Park, 4 got Forest’s 3-2 v Leicester and 10 got Cardiff’s 2-2 against QPR.

Rob C / Nick H / Mark S got the 2-2 between Spurs & WBA and Stuart L & Julian F got Portsmouth 0 Swansea City 0.

Stuart L (again) & Moi got Rangers’ draw with Celtic and Pete B & Stuart L (again! again!) nailed The Citizens 0-1 away to Rovers. Stuart L (again! again! again!) got Torquay 0 Wycombe 0 and Jason M got Bristol Rovers 2 Charlton 2.

However, this week’s best correct score this week goes to Pete Britton for his inspired (& oh so predictable), Bolton 2 Arsenal 1.

Table News:

“The good times”:

Stuart Longworth moves top 1 point ahead of Neil O who in turn is 1 point ahead of Mark F in third.

“And you mustn’t abdicate on the good times”:

Julian Fernandez stays bottom of the pile now 18 points (he’s doomed!) behind the Arora brothers who are neck and neck in the sibling disgrace race…

“Tonight, gonna hunt you down”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 19 places is Pete Britton – honourable mentions go to Stuart L (+10), Josh H (+9), Richard H (+8), Nick H (+13) and Jon T (+15).

“Regrets beckon like they did before”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 12 places is Mahli Gupta – dishonourable mentions go to Clare T (-7), Dave N (-7), Ellen F (-7), Jessica H (-7) and Vim G (-7).

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2011/12, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the despondent Gooner – Dave Crisp.

And Another Thing:

Congrats to Ben H who gets married (in the footie season??!) this Saturday (he had to move it from the Friday for some reason…) – I’ve briefed the best man to include the full time scores as PASers Nick H, Jamie S and Dan P will be there (see how thoughtful I am?!)

Cheers,
Pab

“Can you afford that luxury?”:

It’s Danny time again – he wished it was Week 3 again but Week 10 will do just nicely! Dan Pelgrom 36(5) just pipped Rob C & Neil O to the £20 weekly prize – how did you manage to get that many points Dan??!

“But I’ll just keep my mouth shut”:

Mirroring Palace’s plunge into abject misery, Gary Blackburne 12(0) probably wishes he was a Gooner like me – oh, maybe not…

Correct Score of the Week:

I have no idea how you did it… most popular score was Everton’s 2-0 win over the Riversiders – 21 of you got that!

Seven got the 1-3 at the Hawthorns, 6 got Cardiff’s 3-0 v Pompey and 4 got Leeds’ 2-2 against Watford.

Five got the 3-1 between Reading & Leicester and Norman L / Neil M / Olly O got Hull City 3 Doncaster Rovers 1.

Danny A / Jon A / Dan B got Preston’s win over “never-let-a-fan-manage-your-club” Sheff Utd and Rich L nailed The Well’s 3-0 at home to The Saintees. Norman L (again!) got Palace 1 Scunny 2

However, this week’s best correct score this week goes to Dan Pelgrom for his inspired (& weekly winning edge), Aberdeen 0 Celtic 4.

Table News:

“The fondling of trophies”:

Neil Osborne says top now 10 points ahead Mark F who in turn is 3 points ahead of Neil M in third.

“The null of losing”:

Julian Fernandez stays bottom of the pile now 21 points (he’s doomed!) behind Tony S who in turn is still 1 point behind Sam A.

“I might beat you”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 13 places is Dan Pelgrom – honourable mentions go to Neil M (+7), Rob C (+7), Norman L (+7), Mahli G (+8), Dave C (+10) and Nick H (+8).

“Salvation is another chance”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places is Richard Hirst – dishonourable mentions go to Matt G (-6), Martin S (-7), Simon Linds (-6), Gary B (-11), Jessica H (-6) and Andy C (-10).

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2011/12, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… that crazy horse – Olly Osmond.

PAS Cup:

Results for the Semi Finals attached – can you believe we had a draw? Replay will take place next week…

And Another Thing:

Au revoir Arsene….

Cheers,
Pab

“And then I feel it”:

We have our first double weekly winner of the season – stand up Danny Ashworth 43(7) – a fine performance on an overall fine scoring weekend! £20 to bet on a Berba hat-trick at the weekend Dan?!

“Lately find it hard to keep the pace”:

Really not the week to score the lowest points tally – Dan Pelgrom 9(0) will be wishing it was Week 3 again…

Correct Score of the Week:

You were all back on it this week… – most popular score was Man Utd’s 2-0 win over the Cottagers – 25 of you got that!

Four got the 2-2 at Pride Park, 9 got Cardiff’s 1-3 v Doncaster and 8(!!) got Millwall’s 3-2 against Leeds Utd.

Four got the 0-0 between Oldham & Charlton and 7 got Oxford Utd 2 Wycombe Wanderers 2.

15(!) got Arsenal’s win over “the-best-team-ever-to-go-down” Blackpool and Martin S nailed Hibee’s 0-1 away to the Dons.

However, this week’s best correct score this week goes to Howard Thomas for his inspired, Wolves 0 Everton 3.

Table News:

“But you don’t change”:

Neil Osborne says top now only 2 correct scores ahead of (gulp! he’s back!) Jazz S who in turn is 1 point ahead of Mark F in third.

“The wind’s blowing in my face”:

Julian Fernandez stays bottom of the pile 13 points behind Tony S who in turn is 1 point behind Sam A.

“And I’m looking for a place to go”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 16 places is Danny Ashworth – honourable mentions go to Jason M (+11), Richard H (+11), Tony M (+11), Josh H (+11) and Simon Lindq (+13).

“I think about it every day”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Dan Pelgrom & Olly Osmond – dishonourable mentions go to Neil M (-8), Stuart L (-7), Jon T (-11) and Paul H (-7).

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2011/12, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the little lady – Jessica Hirst.

And Another Thing:

Maybe this is why Palace offloaded “Judas” Wayne all those years ago… he’s a mug!

“Can someone talk me thru what I’m seeing? Ronaldo sold to Spain for 160mill?? Does that mean he can jus change country and play for Spain?” – QPR midfielder Wayne Routledge takes to Twitter upon hearing that Cristiano Ronaldo had been “sold” to Spain in a bid to aid Portugal’s economic recovery, as reported in this morning’s Independent.

“Ok, ok… #aprilfools #gotme” – Routledge, 10 minutes later.

“If I make mistakes I’m sorry, I’m only human …” – Routledge’s Twitter bio

Cheers,
Pab

“Make it easy”:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh he had to rob his little boy’s piggy bank full of money made from modelling to play PAS this season – well, now Danny Bushell 36 (6) only has to put back £2.50 to call it quits as he walks away with £20 from a horrendous week for most! Well done Daniel son, now, can Chelski make it an even better week for you??!

“Momentary phase”:

I guess the only consolation for Howard Thomas 11(0) is that he’s not alone this week clocking up the worst score – come on down Dave Crisp & Gary Blackburne…

Correct Score of the Week:

Shocker of a week… – most popular score was Wycombe’s 2-0 win over the County of Stockport – 20 of you got that!

Jamie T / Norman L / Gareth M got the 2-2 at Goodison, Tony M got WBA’s 2-1 v Liverpool and Matt G got Ipswich’s 1-2 against Burnley.

Shaun B & Vim G got the 3-1 between Charlton & Orient and 5 got St Johnstone 0 Kilmarnock 0.

Norman L (again!) & Mark S got St Mirren’s win over surprise scorers Hamilton and Jess H / Michelle F / Mark S (again!) nailed Hibee’s 2-2 at home to the Jambos.

However, this week’s best correct score would have been Neil T’s Cardiff 4 Derby 1 but it goes to Martin Stafford for his (look at the camera) effing inspired new best correct score of the season, West Ham 2 Man Utd 4.

Table News:

“I told you I would stay”:

Neil Osborne says top now 13 points ahead of Neil M who in turn is 2 points ahead of Mark F in third.

“A routine malaise”:

Julian Fernandez besmirches the family name by going to the bottom of the pile 14 points behind Tony S who in turn is 3 correct scores behind Savan A.

“Think of all the ways”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 16 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Matt G (+10), Dave N (+11), Mahli G (+13), Norman L (+12), Mr 2-0 (+11) and Charlie H (+10).

“Take your time”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places is Dave Crisp & Gary Blackburne – dishonourable mentions go to Ellen F (-10), Andy C (-10), Ben H (-12) and Will O (-10).

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2011/12, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the very bitter – Pete Britton.

And Another Thing:

£41 for Blackpool away??! And we’ll get beat…

Cheers,
Pab