PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’19 Week 2 round up

Remember kids, “just say no…”

It’s Yer Money I’m After, Baby: So for me, it was a ridiculous week for football score predicting. Turns out it’s me who’s ridiculous…

A whopping 36 players amassed twenty-five points or more this week (“hi-five” emoji) and 18 of those went on to push through 30 points or more (“applause” emoji)

Three intrepids crossed the hallowed forty point mark, all benefitting from 92nd & 94th minute goals in the Fleetwood & Man City games respectively (“envy face” emoji)

Tony M & Ryan G didn’t see the Ipswich Town 92nd equaliser though.

In a Predict-A-Score PR faux-pas (see what I did there?), Dan Hogwood 44 (7) sneaked past the other two to steal away the £20 weekly prize. 

“Our Head of Backend Score Compiling in no way abused his position or breached any PAS rules” said our imaginary Communications Manager (“fuming swearing face” emoji/”rolls eyes” emoji/”it’s a fix face” emoji).

Don’t Let Me Down, Gently: Back in the real world, 26 of us couldn’t even reach the 20 point mark this week.

Six got ten or fewer points…

Five didn’t even manage a correct score.

One didn’t even get to double figures.

Will Oppong 9 (0) has just applied for the intern role in our Backend Score Compiling Dept….

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m devoid of words…most popular score was Palace’s 0-2 win at Doncaster– 32 of youse got that!

Twelve got Forest Green’s 3-0 derby win over Yeovil

7 somehow guessed Newport 1 Man City 4 (how????)

5 got Rotherham’s derby “Desmond” with Sheff Wed

Rob C, Alex R & Tim P got Coventry’s 3-0 deconstruction of Walsall

Justin C got Charlton 0 Blackpool 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Sam A got the bore draw between PNE & Forest

Rowan M got the dull-all at Ibrox

Mike K got the Blade’s thrashing of Reading

John K got the thrilling Bolton 0 Norwich 4

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Dave Crisp for his I-hope-this-is-what-Mesut-does-to-BATE inspired, Swansea 4 Brentford 1!

Bet of the Week:

We didn’t change it up!

Olly O was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 1 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

Oooops! Failed…

3 wins

Norwich @ Bolton – tick!

Preston v Forest – cross!

Charlton v Blackpool – crosser!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th – bah!

Richard Hirst, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure building…

Table News:

A Wish Away”:

Dan Hogwood climbs seven places to the top, 3 points ahead of Tony M, who in turn, is one point ahead of Pete B in third.

crashed the Top Ten.

Can’t Shape Up”:

Mr 2-0 (ha!) & Chris Birch slip down 3 places to last, three points behind Bijay L…

Golden Green”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 60(!) places is Ryan Graves – honourable mentions go to Dave C (+33), Rob C (+38), Mark S (+27), Rowan M (+25), Alex R (+33) and Richard Hu (+36)


Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 53 places is Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-29), Moi (-32), Brett A (-34) Norman L (-26), Clare T (-25) and Simon Lindq (-23)

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PAS Champions League 2018/19 Knockout Stages:

Last 16 1st leg games kicked off in Week 2!

We had 6 successful jokers! 2 hammerings! 1 close game! 6 away wins! And, 1 heartbreaker!

Two won their games with 24 points & 1 lost their game with 28 points!

Full draw & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Cup 2019:

PAS Cup Last 16 draw will be with you shortly…

But first, we have the 1st Round replays!

Don’t forget to play your jokers, if you managed to drag your opponent back to yours!

1st round results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 5
Quarter Finals – Week 7
Semi Finals – Week 11
Final – the merry month of May (‘19)

PAS Champions League 2019/20:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2019/20 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…a few of you!

Statto Corner

1% had Sunderland & Accrington to draw

100% had Man City win

41% just knew Ipswich v Stoke would finish as a draw

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?


Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])