“So i pull out twenty notes”:

His team might yet get relegated so it was good news that Jamie Sellers 41 (8) pelfed a win from a celebrating Geordie this week. £20 Jamie to spend on an “I *heart* Colin” t-shirt then…

“Somethings bound to go wrong”:

O well done! I commend your pains, and every one shall share i’ the gains… except you Mark Shakespeare 11 (0).

Correct Score of the Week:

A good week for many especially pie heads… Four got the 0-0 at St Andrews and four more got the 0-0 at Fulham. Dan P & Jamie S got Blackpool 3 Forest 1, four (!) got the 4-1 between Leicester & Watford, Scott A/ Stephen S / Vim G got the 3-1 for Swansea and Nick H got Hamilton 3 Kilmarnock 0. Me and the missus got the Desmond at St Johnstone and Olly O & Mark Se got Motherwell 2 Dundee Utd 3. Vim G / Howard T / Martin S got Sp*rs 2 Chelsea 1 and 9 got Liverpool 3 West Ham 0. Best correct score of the week? Gareth Morgan got 9 points for Celtic 3 Hibs 2

Bet of the Week:

Didn’t matter I missed the Inter game cos the 7 homes went down anyway, Jazz’s Sp*rs put pay to the treble and it did matter I missed the Millwall game cos the other two came in! That means Jazz earns another £5 and more importantly, BotW spot prize slot 39th, now has a whole £6 on it!

Table News:

“I’m on a roll!”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible twelfth week, and with a 25 point must surely win the title. Josh H stays in secod but Jazz S is within 2 correct scores of the runner up spot in a non changing Top 3.

“I got my peeps standing with me shouting pull up your socks”:

Howard Thomas remains in last place, 10 points behind Francesca F who in turn is only 4 points behind Matt W in a non changing Bottom 3.

“I got my peeps them telling me they know where its at”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 9 places, is Jon Tofeili & El Presidente to 18th & 12th respectively. Honourable mentions for Matt G (+5), Mark J B (+6), Tony S (+8) and Vim G (+8).

“But i just cant be f*cked”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places, is Mark Shakespeare to 48th. Dishonourable mentions for Nick H (-10), Simon Linds (-6) Shaun B (-5) and Jamie T (-6).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Jamie T on 11th, Pab on 12th, Matt G on 13th, Jason M on 17th, Neil O on 23rd, Neil M on 27th, Andy C on 33rd, Paul J on 39th, Ben McK on 42nd, Mr 2-0 on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Francesca F on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Debbie Jones.

And Another Thing:

PAS World Cup 2010 – next week will determine your final league position! If you’re in the Top 32 you will qualify for PAS World Cup if you so wish and it’ll cost you a tenner for the whole tournament! And, you’ll be “drawn” a team who will earn you bonus points for every goal they score! If you finish outside the Top 32, you can still join in the summer bonanza but it’ll cost you £15 and you won’t be allocated a team to earn you bonus points – the choice is yours!

Cheers,
Pab

“Arms raised in a V”:

With almost perfect timing Jazz Sian 31(5) takes this week’s £20 and looks to be running into the sort of form that just might yet cause a last minute upset on the end of season standings…at least he won’t be going to Wembley again though.

“Try to forget this…”:

This week’s shocker with almost imperfect timing goes to Neil Osborne 10(0) – at least this isn’t Week 13 Neil!

Correct Score of the Week:

Loadsa nil-nils…. Frankie F/MartinS/Jon A got Barnsley 0 Derby 0, Paul J/Pete B/Matt W got Doncaster 2 WBA 3 and Richard H & Catriona J (ahhhh) got the 3-2 at Deepdale. Mark Sh & Jon A got the 0-0 at Darlo and Mark Sh/Debbie J/Josh H got Chelsea’s semi final 3-0. Neil T let his head rule his heart for Blackburn 0 Man Utd 0 and Julian F let his heart rule his head for the lovely Sp*rs 0 Pompey 0. 11 got Wolves 0 Stoke 0.

Best correct score of the week?:

Olly Osmond for his Newcastle 4 Blackpool 1.

Bet of the Week:

Simon Lindquist’s lower league selections came to sweet nothing and leaves BotW spot prize slot 13th with no pounds – unlucky!

Table News:

“With him on top”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible eleventh week, but now with a 27 point lead over Josh H. Jazz S closes in to 4 points of the runner up spot in a non changing Top 6.

“Try to erase this…”:

Little Frankie Fernandez is off the bottom!!! And now 11 points ahead of Howard Thomas in last place. Matt W is 23 points away from the wooden spoon in a very changed Bottom 6.

“But we unleashed a lion”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 11 places, is Mark Seels to 32nd. Honourable mentions for Pete B (+9), Shaun B (+6), Rich L (+7), Richard H (+8) and Julian F (+6).

“…harmless little f*ck”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 9 places, is Neil Osborne to 20th. Dishonourable mentions for Neil M (-5), Simon Linds (-7) Dan P (-5), Tony S (-5) and Clare T (-8).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Scott A on 11th, Rob H on 12th, Ben H on 13th, Michelle F on 17th, Simon Lindq on 23rd, Jon T on 27th, Danny A on 33rd, Dan P on 39th, Julian F on 42nd, Mr 2-0 on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Francesca F on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Mark Seels.

PAS Cup:

Congratulations to the finalists – see you in May!

And Another Thing:

A message from our man at the top…

Hello all, please help us! Mary and I are walking 4 miles with “Beefy” Ian Botham on 16th April in Reading to raise money for Leukaemia Research.
The walk is taking place almost exactly 5 years since Mary finished her treatment so we thought it would be good to mark the occasion and to raise money for the charity to help them make sure every child has a good chance of getting through this illness.
So please go to our fundraising page now. Every donation big or small will help. Here’s the link: http://original.justgiving.com/tonybowley
Thanks!
Love
Tony and Mary Bowley

Cheers,
Pab

“Oh, it was a good lay, good lay”:

He went AWOL for a season or two but now he’s back! Simon Lindquist 34(6) is back to his winning ways with this week’s & 20 in his pocket to spend down Woking way…spare a thought for runner up Pete B though, he managed an amazing 21 results right this week – let’s hope he had a few lines on with the bookies.

“I’m so sorry”:

Quite a bad week all round really and even worse for Howard Thomas & Julian Fernandez 10(0) – tut tut tut boys…

Correct Score of the Week:

A shocker… Stephen S got Pompey 0 Blackburn 0, Paul J & Martin S got Sheff U 0 Barnsley 0 and Paul H & Martin S (again) got another away win for Darlo, 1-2 at Burton.

Best correct score of the week?:

Will Oppong for his WBA 3 Leicester 0 (you can show off to your new workmates now!)

Bet of the Week:

Shaun Backhouse’s selections failed to come in and he joins a big list of losers…

Table News:

“All the things you knew…”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible tenth week, but now with a 34 point lead over the kid Josh H. Jazz S closes in to 7 points of the runner up spot in a non changing Top 3.

“I’m so very sickened”:

Little Frankie Fernandez remains bottom but now only 3 (!) points adrift of Howard T. Matt W is 13 points away from the wooden spoon in a non changing Bottom 4.

“..why do you hang around ?.”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 13 places, is Simon Lindquist to 12th. Honourable mentions for Neil O (+5), Nick H (+9), Ben H (+6), Pete B (+10), Danny A (+5), Dave N (+8) and Mark Sh (+5)

“…you know it makes things hard for me ?”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places, is Julian Fernandez to 48th. Dishonourable mentions for Shaun B (-7), Savan A (-8) Debbie J (-6), Rich L (-6) and Richard H (-6).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Neil O on 11th, Olly O on 12th, Andrew D on 13th, Pab on 17th, Pete B on 23rd, Savan A on 27th, Paul H on 33rd, Tony S on 39th, Ben McK on 42nd, Dave C on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Howard T on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Rich Lee.

And Another Thing:

I hate football…

Cheers,
Pab