PAS teaser campaign picks up pace…

“It Must Be Magic”:

“Behind The Groove”:

Seven of us suffered the nightmare (well) before Christmas this week.

As Mr 2-0 lorded it up on 30 points, we hit the misery of not even getting beyond 15 points.

Four of us didn’t register a correct score.

We all managed to get into double figures though! Ummmm, yay?

David Goggin 11 (0) you were marginally the worst of us all…

Egg nog?

Correct Score of the Week:

No ideas…most popular score was Southampton’s 1-2 win at Brighton– 34 of youse got that!

Thirty four more had Chelsea’s 3-1 win over Leeds

27 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Ross County 0 Rangers 4

Eleven just knew West Ham would score against Man Utd for a 1-3

Ben H, Rob C & Reagon K were grateful for the 3-1 Coventry win over Rotherham

Patricia F & Paul V believed in St Johnstone. A 1-1 kinda belief…

Ben McK nabbed the form book upsetting Bristol City 0 Birmingham City 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Justin Corliss for his now-the-Kopites-are-back inspired, Liverpool 4 Wolves 0!

Bet of the Week:

Paul Carter was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

So, £1.70 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd bringing it to a lively £5.10!   Whoo!

George Triantafillou is at 45th this week…

Cobber, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please – can you get the first full house?!

Table News:

“Since Day One”:

Danny Ashworth stays top, 8 points clear of Pete B who in turn is sixteen points ahead of Paul S in third…it is all over now.

Three crashed the Top Ten.

“I Need Your Lovin’”:

Darren McCarthy slipped three places to the basement spot, five points behind Stuart F who in turn is 2 points off Neil O…

“Ooo La La La”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 32 places is Howard Thomas – honourable mentions go to John J (+24), Mark S (+28), Nick W (+24), Pete H (+17), and Paul D (+16)

“Why Can’t I Get Next To You”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places are sobbing Gooners together El Presidente & Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Mike L (-22), Debbie L (-18), Jamie S (-19), Glynn F (-17), Andy F (-20), and Gary McC (-16)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“The Slow Rush” – Tame Impala

“Disco Volador” – The Orielles

“Supervision” – La Roux

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers, now go wash your hands…

Pab

“GOAT”

“The Name Of The Game”:

“SOS”:

Following Mr 2-0 is futile – he’ll just mug you off.

Ask Gary B, Dave N & Dan H (eh?! missed that memo!), Chris B, Joe M & Brett D.

However, sometimes he serves you well…

Just ask the seven who didn’t muster a correct score.

Oh, and the lone single-digit returner Neil Osborne 9 (0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Bumper week …most popular score was Brentford’s 2-1 win over QPR– 30 of youse got that!

Seven nailed Stockport 2 Yeovil 2

7 more got the dull-all at St Andrews

Six got the very annoying last minute spoiling Southampton 2 Man Utd 3

5 banked the five point  2-2 betwixt Morecambe & Solihull Moors

Five more made us all green by happening upon Reading 3-1 Bristol City

4 were well away with the 0-3 away win for Boreham Wood

Four more got Rotherham’s “Desmond” with Bournemouth

Another 4 said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Man City 5 Burnley 0

David G, Norman L & Rowan M celebrated the bore draw between Sheffield Wednesday & Stoke City

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Simon Turnbull for his I-knew-them-Smoggies-would-get-turned-over-(man) inspired, Huddersfield 3 Middlesbrough 2!

Bet of the Week:

Steve Meaton was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 9 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th leaving it on, ummm, £0!   Yuk.

Paul Carter is at 33rd this week…

Mr C, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please – can you get us back on track?

Table News:

“Money Money Money”:

Danny Ashworth stays top, now only 11 points clear of Pete B who in turn is thirteen points ahead of Kate S in third…surely it’s all over now right?!

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“Dum Dum Diddle”:

Stuart Fitzsimon sinks one place to anchor the table, two points behind Ben McK who in turn is 4 points off Justin C…

“Super Trouper”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Bry Derbyshire – honourable mentions go to John K (+21), John J (+18), Simon T (+17), Predictz (+16), Pete M (+15), Yours Truly (+15) and, Jerry S (+15)

“Does Your Mother Know”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places are Arthur Harrison, Glynn Fairhurst & Debbie Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Julian F (-15), Sam O (-15), and Scott H(-14)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“Take Back The Radio” – Katy J Pearson

“Slow Drive” – Moon Panda

“Shades Of You” – Moses Boyd

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers, now go wash your hands…

Pab

“Stinker…”

“I Want You”:

After last week’s top weekly tally “epic-ness”, you could be excused for expecting a slump.

Nah, mate.

You lot we’re proper on it again!

Twelve scored 30 points or more and, of them, one nearly breached the fifty point wall!

Our very own Dave N tinkered with the back end put up a valiant effort (unlike Toon at the weekend) as did Steve M (getting all “Spursy” on us) but they just couldn’t cope with our weekly winner knocking over the “vanilla” correct scores – all nine of them!

Kate Slee 49 (9) piled it on with four 1-1s and three 1-0s to surge to the top with consummate ease.

Efficiency at its best Peter Katie!

£20 in the bag then – something for the vaccine fund?   ; )

“Please Be Cruel”:

A bad week for 35 punters who scored less than 20 points this week.

Particularly bad for the sixteen who didn’t get a single correct score.

Really bad, however, for one underachiever who was the only one who didn’t get into double figures…

Yep, that’s you Anders Hoglund 9 (0)

Emulating Arsenal is not what Gothenburg expects right now young man!

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Southampton’s 1-1 draw at Wolves– 27 of youse got that!

Five landed on the two-two in Edinburgh. The right side of Edinburgh…

4  had the very annoying last minute spoiling Kilmarnock 3 Ross County 1

Neil T, Martin S & John K celebrated the Friday night bore draw between Coventry & Birmingham

Rob C, John J & Mike L thrilled at the thrilling Rangers 4 Aberdeen 0

Gary B & James C got Leyton Orient 3 Harrogate Town 0

Dave N & Reagon K doffed a cap to Liverpool’s 3-0 deconstruction of Leicester

Patricia F saw her typo come good on the game at Villa Park

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Francesca Fernandez for her my-dad-put-this-as-well-but-changed-it-at-4pm-the-idiot inspired, Leeds 0 Arsenal 0!

Bet of the Week:

Tim Payne was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 8 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

So, £2.06 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th taking it to £2.06!   Nice.

Steve Meaton is at 11th this week…

Stevie, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please – a bit like Spurs, no pressure now…

Table News:

“This Is How It Feels”:

Danny Ashworth remains top, but now a big 18 points clear of Pete B who in turn is eleven points ahead of Martin S in third…

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“Dragging Me Down”:

Ben McKeown remains bottom, now five points behind Stuart F who in turn is 8 points off Justin C…

“Move”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 32 places is <cough> Dave Nicklin – honourable mentions go to Kate S (+23), Mike L (+21), Lily T (+21), Hira Y (+21), and George T (+20)

“She Comes In the Fall”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 22 places is Alex Rossi – dishonourable mentions go to Will O (-21), Arthur H (-20), and Gary McC (-20)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“Alexandra” – Laura Marling

“Lone Swordsman” – Daniel Avery

“7 Seconds” – Porridge Radio

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers, now go wash your hands…

Pab

Not one of Banksy’s better works, but, y’know…

“Love Buzz”:

(Sort’ve) Unprecedented scenes!

After much wailing & gnashing of teeth on the PAS What’s App group (you really need to join in btw!) about the vagaries of “International Week”, it really produced a corker. Not even literally. Actually, actually!

So here goes –

“Lithium”:

It really wasn’t a week to be rubbish!

4 people scored 15 points or less!

Even Patricia F got involved…

Scott Harrison 12 (0) not only finished bottom this week, but he was also the only correct score-less player too…brutal!

Correct Score of the Week:

That’s a bit more like it…most popular score was Germany’s 3-1 defeat of Ukraine – 28 of youse got that!

Nineteen got Dockyard derby “Desmond”

10 got the dull-all at Lansdowne Road

Nine quite rightly predicted Eng-er-land’s 4-0 thrashing of Iceland

5 were grateful for the 3-1 Albanian win over Kazk Kazah Kazz Caz where Borat is from

4 lapped up the 90th minute joy of Croatia 2 Portugal 3

Matt W, James C & Eddie O had Wales’s 3-1 win over Finland

Frankie F & Mike L secretly said prayers the “Saints of Nil” for a stalemate in The Principality. And had them answered…

Reagon K nabbed the form book upsetting Portugal 0 France 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Justin Corliss for his International-Week?-Pah!-I-keep-it-real-mate inspired, Sunderland 1 MK Dons 2!

Bet of the Week:

Neil Meredith was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th taking it to £6! Wowsers!

Tim Payne is at 65th this week…

Timmy, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please – a chance to redeem your recent What’s App misdemeanours?!

Table News:

“In Bloom”:

Danny Ashworth remains top, but now a big 15 points clear of Alex T who in turn is now ten points ahead of Pete B in third, as this the breakaway continues…

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“Drain You”:

Ben McKeown remains bottom, still four correct scores behind Stuart F who in turn is 10 points off Andy C…

“Territorial P*ssings”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 45 places is Will Oppong – honourable mentions go to Paul H (+41), Chris D (+30), Jazz S (+28), Karina H (+24), Simon Lindq (+23) and Paul D (+23)

“All Apologies”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 32 places is Patricia Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Scott H (-31), Bijay L (-25), Simon B (-25), Bry D (-23) and Anders H (-22)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“Ultra Mono” – Idles

“Beyond The Pale” – Jarv Is

“Earth” – EOB

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers, now go wash your hands…

Pab

You got the flo’, Joe…Keep Spread The Faith!

“Confetti”:

I’ll keep it brief, we’ve got a BIG International Week looming…

Seven happy souls managed 30 points or more this week and my, they were a tight bunch.

Emerging from the peleton was tough – Matt W put in a big shout heading the way in the final sprint, courtesy of a 2 x 9 pointers!

And he looked set to win but missing the first game proved to be costly…

That paved the way for newcomer Gary McCarthy 36 (5) to swoop in thanks to a double last-minute gift!

That West Ham 91st minute winner + Lookman’s horrorshow secured his first weekly £20 prize!

Or maybe it was that Pompey draw that nosed him in front of Danny A on the line?

Play up!

“If I Could Talk I’d Tell You”:

Did you suffer like the 15 that scored fifteen points or less?

No one dipped so low as single digits though.

But, 11 got zero correct scores.

The worst?

Bijay Lama & Hira Yonzan 10 (0).

Bless! Like peas in a point averse pod….come back brighter boys!

Correct Score of the Week:

Wow…most popular score was Huddersfield’s 1-1 draw with Luton– 25 of us got that!

Nine got Ipswich’s “Desmond” with Pompey

7 thrilled at the thrilling Harrogate 4 Skelmersdale Utd 1

Six had Blackburn’s 3-1 win over QPR

6 more made us all green by happening upon Chelsea 4-1 Sheff Utd

Five got the dull-all at Hillsborough

4 just knew Birmingham would score against Bournemouth for a 1-3

Four more doffed a cap to Celtic’s 1-4 deconstruction of Motherwell

Simon Linds & my mum believed in Darlo. A 1-2 kinda belief…

Chris B & Glynn F celebrated the bore draw between Brentford & Boro

Dave N & Martin S turned up Brighton 0 Burnley 0. Then sobbed a little bit as they thought of those poor souls who could’ve been there.

Howard T & Mike L nabbed the form book upsetting Everton 1 Man Utd 3

Richard H & Eddie O banked the nine point  3-2 betwixt Watford & Coventry

Greg F was grateful for the 0-1 Plymouth win at Charlton

Harry H had the very annoying last minute spoiling West Ham 1 Fulham 0

Matt W said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Scunthorpe 2-3 Solihull Moors

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Simon Buxton for his I-bet-Pab-had-one-four-so-i’ll-go-one-bigger inspired, FC United of Manchester 1 Doncaster Rovers 5!

Bet of the Week:

Ben Hogwood was (eventually!) on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 6 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We won!

So, £2.15 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking it to £3.40!       : )

Neil Meredith is at 45th this week…

Mr M, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Table News:

“Rockin’ Stroll”:

Danny Ashworth remains top, now 12 points clear of Alex T who in turn is now fourteen points ahead of Pete B in third…is this the breakaway for the title?

One(!) crashed the Top Ten.

“It’s A Shame About Ray”:

Ben McKeown remains bottom, now four correct scores behind Stuart F who in turn is 3 points off Rob C…

“Into Your Arms”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 39 places is Gary McCarthy – honourable mentions go to Richard H (+24), Eddie O (+22), Simon B (+30), Matt W (+26) and John J (+16)

“Rudderless”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 31 places is Bijay Lama – dishonourable mentions go to Hira Y (-20), Anders H (-16), Sam C (-15), Steve M (-19) and Patricia F (-20)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“The Universal Want” – Doves

“Working Men’s Club” – Working Men’s Club

“Kitchen Sink” – Nadine Shah

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers, now go wash your hands…

Pab

Apologies PASers, we had some spoilt papers due to Hearts breaking the automated FT score mechanism- we’re truly sorry for any mental scarring incurred in these already testing times.

Everything on the original update is true, except…

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Gareth Morgan was the weekly winner with 34 (6) – he’s Spurs, not West Ham. Well done G, please don’t do a tabloid expose on us…

9 bods scored 15 points or less

Mark Seels was still bottom but with 11 (0)..and he was joined by his mucker Richard Hirst on the same score

Ben Hogwood is at 33rd this week…Benny, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Danny Ashworth goes top, 4 points clear of Alex T who in turn is five points ahead of Dom W in third…

Rob Currin drops two places to last, one point behind Ben MCK who in turn is 1 point off Justin C…

Honourable mentions go to Patricia F (+21), Bijay L (+20), Andy S (+19), Nick W (+17), Gareth M (+18) and Karina H (+18)

Dishonourable mentions go to Simon Lindq (-16), Norman L (-13), John J (-13), Gary McC (-14) and Mark S  (-14)

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“Irons…”

“Talk Talk”:

Considering how volatile the current footballing climate is, it’s a wonder why we bother with all this, eh?

If you get a correct score these days, cherish it, as it could so easily have slipped from your grasp…

Sermon over.

We had 5% of the field notching up 30 points or more this week, and that, mis amigos, included my mum…again!

However, 7 punters all lay strong claims to the weekly £20.

What they didn’t bargain for though was a dilemma of showing both faith and realism in your team to help you steal the show.

It’s taken him a while to acclimatise from rugger on a Saturday morning in Peckham to the elite sophistication that is Predict-A-Score, but Chris Birch 32 (6) can thank his beloved ‘Ammers for having the temerity to score at Anfield and then succumbing to the inevitable late winner for his own win.

Spare a thought for Angelo H who had it all in the proverbial bag until Leicester converted that last minute penalty at Leeds…

Well done Birchy, you’re now golden and not silver! (Sorry! I could’ve said “he’s not the whipping boy anymore” but we don’t advocate corporal punishment…)

“It’s My Life”:

What was I saying about those hard to get correct scores?

10 bods scored 15 points or less.

Amazingly, only four people failed to register a correct score this week and no one recorded a single digit tally (is this a first Stats Dept?)

And who finished bottom?

Mark Seels 10 (0), it was you.

Correct Score of the Week:

It really is end of days…most popular score was Newport’s 2-1 win over Harrogate Town – 25 of youse got that!

Nine just knew Burnley wouldn’t score against Chelsea for a 0-3

Sam A, Bry D & Karina H were well away with the 0-3 away win for Brentford

Karina H (again!) got the 1-3 Canaries win over Bristol City

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stuart Fitzsimon for his I-kept-the-faith-even-after-all-these-years inspired, Man Utd 0 Arsenal 1!

Bet of the Week:

Jack Buxton was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 5 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Yet another fail…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th –  hmmpphh!

Mike Lyons is at 33rd this week…

Michael, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Table News:

“Eden”:

Danny Ashworth goes top, 9 points clear of Alex T who in turn is one point ahead of Dom W in third…

One(!) crashed the Top Ten.

“It’s So Serious”:

Ben McKeown drops one place to last, one correct score behind Rob C who in turn is 2 points off Justin C…

“Life’s What You Make It”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places is Angelo Harrop – honourable mentions go to Simon T (+13), Patricia F (+19), Bijay L (+18), Nick W (+16), Tim P (+14), Karina H (+17) and Chris B (+16)

“Such A Shame”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Richard Hirst – dishonourable mentions go to Simon Lindq (-15), Ben H (-13), Norman L (-18), John J (-14), Gary McC (-13), Will O (-13) and Mark S  (-18)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“A Lucid Dream” – Fontaines DC

“Both Of Us” – Jayda G

“Fall Please” – Tricky

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers & go wash your hands,

Pab

“Irons…”

“Talk Talk”:

Considering how volatile the current footballing climate is, it’s a wonder why we bother with all this, eh?

If you get a correct score these days, cherish it, as it could so easily have slipped from your grasp…

Sermon over.

We had 5% of the field notching up 30 points or more this week, and that, mis amigos, included my mum…again!

However, 7 punters all lay strong claims to the weekly £20.

What they didn’t bargain for though was a dilemma of showing both faith and realism in your team to help you steal the show.

It’s taken him a while to acclimatise from rugger on a Saturday morning in Peckham to the elite sophistication that is Predict-A-Score, but Chris Birch 32 (6) can thank his beloved ‘Ammers for having the temerity to score at Anfield and then succumbing to the inevitable late winner for his own win.

Spare a thought for Angelo H who had it all in the proverbial bag until Leicester converted that last minute penalty at Leeds…

Well done Birchy, you’re now golden and not silver! (Sorry! I could’ve said “he’s not the whipping boy anymore” but we don’t advocate corporal punishment…)

“It’s My Life”:

What was I saying about those hard to get correct scores?

10 bods scored 15 points or less.

Amazingly, only four people failed to register a correct score this week and no one recorded a single digit tally (is this a first Stats Dept?)

And who finished bottom?

Mark Seels 10 (0), it was you.

Correct Score of the Week:

It really is end of days…most popular score was Newport’s 2-1 win over Harrogate Town – 25 of youse got that!

Nine just knew Burnley wouldn’t score against Chelsea for a 0-3

Sam A, Bry D & Karina H were well away with the 0-3 away win for Brentford

Karina H (again!) got the 1-3 Canaries win over Bristol City

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stuart Fitzsimon for his I-kept-the-faith-even-after-all-these-years inspired, Man Utd 0 Arsenal 1!

Bet of the Week:

Jack Buxton was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 5 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Yet another fail…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th –  hmmpphh!

Mike Lyons is at 33rd this week…

Michael, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Table News:

“Eden”:

Danny Ashworth goes top, 9 points clear of Alex T who in turn is one point ahead of Dom W in third…

One(!) crashed the Top Ten.

“It’s So Serious”:

Ben McKeown drops one place to last, one correct score behind Rob C who in turn is 2 points off Justin C…

“Life’s What You Make It”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places is Angelo Harrop – honourable mentions go to Simon T (+13), Patricia F (+19), Bijay L (+18), Nick W (+16), Tim P (+14), Karina H (+17) and Chris B (+16)

“Such A Shame”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Richard Hirst – dishonourable mentions go to Simon Lindq (-15), Ben H (-13), Norman L (-18), John J (-14), Gary McC (-13), Will O (-13) and Mark S  (-18)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“A Lucid Dream” – Fontaines DC

“Both Of Us” – Jayda G

“Fall Please” – Tricky

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers & go wash your hands,

Pab

“Yeah, you can smirk about my hat sonny Jim – bet you £20 I’ll know more about football than you in 35 years …”

“Bring On The Dancing Horses”:

Just when you thought this year couldn’t get any weirder, it had to happen didn’t it…

Leeds back in the big time, Liverpool & Man City now ordinary, Southampton potential title contenders, a professional footballer from Wythenshawe more in-tune than most politicians AND…

In a week where we only had 29 games (again), only two people managed more than 30 points – and both were in with a shout for the £20 prize right to the end. Or were they?

Andy S went close but unfortunately for him, perennial wooden spoon botherer Patricia Fernandez 36 (7) had an amazing run of a unique and 3 last minute goal correct scores to win her first-ever week!

Well done Mother, you’ve put me to shame…but now there’s hope!   : )

“The Cutter”:

If you weren’t stuck in the middle this week, you were stuck in the mire.

32 punters ended up with less than fifteen points.

Seven did not record a single correct score…

Wow!

Only two finished out of a double-digit return though

Ben McKeown 7 (0) crossed the line where no one wants to cross…

I feel you B!

Correct Score of the Week:

I give up…most popular score was Middelsbro’s 1-1 draw at Cardiff – 28 of youse got that!

Eighteen got 3 goal demolition of Rotherham in Reading

11 got the dull-all at Loftus Road

Five celebrated the bore draw between St Johnstone & Dundee Utd

Patricia F somehow stumbled on West Ham 1 Man City 1 (how????)

Mike L thrilled at the thrilling Coventry 0 Blackburn 4

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Tim Payne for his I-knew-one-of-these-would-come-in-one-day inspired, Stoke 3  Brentford 2!

Bet of the Week:

Alex Rossi was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 4 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Nowt. But nearly…

Watford to beat Bournemouth – fail (96th minute fail!)

Reading to beat Rotherham – success!

Millwall to beat Barnsley – fail

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th – hmmmmm!

Jack Buxton is at 11th this week…

J, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Table News:

“The Back Of Love”:

Alex Taylor remains top, but only 4 points clear of Danny A who in turn is three points ahead of Dom W in third…

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“The Killing Moon”:

Justin Corliss drops five places to the bottom, one point behind Ben McK who in turn is 2 points off Rob C…

“Rescue”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 42 places is My Mum – honourable mentions go to Andy S (+38), Peter M (+25), Mike K (+24) and Anders H (+20)

“Nothing Lasts Forever”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places are Simons Buxton & Turnbull – dishonourable mentions go to Will O (-20), Neil M (-18) and Debbie L (-17)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

Porij – “150”

Becca Mancari – “First Time”

Jarv Is – “House Music All Night Long”

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers & go wash your hands,

Pab

“Pep King 1 to Arteta pawn 0… <yawn>”

“King Without A Crown”:

Did you see how well Theo Walcott played on Saturday?!

Only taken him 16 years to re-kickstart his potential then…

And, gallingly, it seemed to inspire those around him.

Vestergaard for one.

His 92nd minute “strike” ultimately compounded my miserable Saturday of sport.

That goal scuppered a tidy 8 team acca to start it and Arsenal succumbed into submission in Manchester to end it.

Woe is me then and woeful was the points haul this week!

In a week where only 2 (TWO) players got 30 points or more, Tony Morris 32 (5) nudged past Danny A thanks to that 90th minute equaliser for that lot at Selhurst Park!

Congrats Tony, and you had that disallowed goal to grin about too – lucky boy!

“Tears Are Not Enough”:

With correct scores at a premium, half (yes, 50%!) the field failed to reach the fifteen point mark this week.

So, a collective shocker then.

Nine didn’t register a much-coveted four pointer and 20 players didn’t even reach double figures!

Gary McC and Andy C can both thank the hapless Greg Fleming 4 (0) for sparing their blushes…

Correct Score of the Week:

About blooming time…most popular score was Everton’s scandalous 2-2 draw with their neighbours– 26 of youse got that!

Seven got the dull-all at The Hawthorns. Yep, even me…

5 celebrated the bore draw between Boro & Reading

Norman L, Nick W & Karina H were well away with the 1-3 away win for Kilmarnock

Martin S, Kate S & Mike L turned up Dundee Utd 0 Aberdeen 0.

Patricia F got the ol’ 1-2 Huddersfield win over Swansea

Tim P made us all green by happening upon Luton 0-2 Stoke

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Alex Rossi for his there-has-to-be-at-least-one-Desmond-this-week-and-it-won’t-be-the-mighty-Reds inspired, Barnsley 2 Bristol City 2!

Bet of the Week:

Chris Dixon was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We didn’t hear from our friend in the north    : (

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – not bad actually!

Alex Rossi is at 65th this week….

Al, I need your 3 team treble by Friday lunchtime please!

Table News:

“Be Near Me”:

Alex Taylor remains top of the shop, now 8 points clear of Dom W who in turn is two points ahead of Danny A in third…

Three crashed the Top Ten.

“Poison Arrow”:

Rob Currin drops three places to the bottom of the pile, two correct scores behind Mr 2-0 and his followers…

“One Better World”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 43 places is Tony Morris – honourable mentions go to Lily T (+26), Mike L (+26), James C (+23), Jason M (+20) and Andy S (+20)

“S.O.S.”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 33 places is Greg Fleming – dishonourable mentions go to Gary McC (-29), Matt W (-23), Angelo H (-22) and Gareth M (-22)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

Nadine Shah – “Club Cougar”

Working Men’s Club  – “Valleys”

Idles – “Model Village”

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers & go wash your hands,

Pab

“If only Stuart Pearce was by Gareth Southgate’s side…”

“Do You Remember The First Time?”:

It was a lively Week 3 especially on the What’s App group!

There was plenty of wailing & gnashing of teeth about the lottery that International Week brings to our scoresheet door.

One of us had the temerity to post the following –

“Seeing as United and Liverpool think they can change football to suit themselves, can we have a similar pas revolution? I accept I’m one of the middle ranking players lucky to have a vote but if they can threaten to get rid of the league cup then surely we can get rid of international week?”

As you can imagine, that ruffled my feathers and made my heckles bristle  – but hey, we’re all groovy at PAS so we welcome thoughts and suggestions with open arms…

Anyway,

A tightly contested field was bunched together as 12 punters reached & breached the 30 point mark.

A good few of those 14 could have won it (well, if 4 counts as a “good few”)

Then came the goalless-fests…

Two of those 5 pointers catapulted Martin Stafford 43 (8) right to the top, cemented by a Van Beek equaliser and a maiden international goal for the darling of “Sunderland Til I Die”, Johnny Willimas.

All that made sure he kept a grip on the weekly £20 prize, edging out a gallant Dom W.

So, Mr Stafford, seeing as International Week shouldn’t even grace our glorious game, should the “tainted” winnings also be binned off?  <thinking emoji>

“This Is Hardcore”:

Oooof!

Over a third of the runners and riders failed to notch up more than 15 points this week.

Four of those suffered the ignominy of collecting zero correct scores…

Who felt the pain particularly pressing?

Andy Smith 10 (0), the blushes are all yours mate…

Correct Score of the Week:

Like London busses this week…most popular score was Croatia’s 2-1 win over Sweden– 31 of youse got that!

Seven turned up Rep of Ireland 0 Wales 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there (hmmm, actually, no one was there…)

6 doffed a cap to A Selecao’s 3-0 deconstruction Sweden

Five celebrated the bore draw between Liechtenstein & San Marino

Mark J B & Will O were all over the Nordic derby (?) 0-3 to Norway

Dom W got the dull-all in Poland

Martin S secretly said prayers the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at Stade Francais

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Mike Lyons for his I-didn’t-get-distracted-by-international-games inspired, Swindon 0 AFC Wimbledon 1!

Bet of the Week:

Mark J Brown was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 2 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We won!

Ireland to beat Wales – nope!

Spain to beat Switzerland – yep!

Germany to beat Ukraine – yep!

So, £1.25 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – welllllll, it’s a start innit.

Chris Dixon is at 45th this week….

Mr D , I need your 3 team treble by, erm, now, please!

Table News:

“Party Hard”:

Alex Taylor goes up 2 places to go 4 points clear of Dom W who in turn is three points ahead of Lee F in third…

Six crashed the Top Ten.

“Something Changed”:

My Mum drops six places to a very familiar place, two points behind Ben McK who in turn is one point off Andy S…

“Sunrise”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 60 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Mark J B  (+29), Danny A (+36), Paul S (+27), Glyn F (+29), Pete B (+34), Nick H (+34), Chris D (+56), Anders H (+49) and Hira Y (+29)

“Mis-Shapes”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 39 places is Alex Rossi – dishonourable mentions go to Tim P (-27), Stevie M (-30), David G (-37), Paul D (-29), John J (-26), Angelo H (-30) and Rich L (-28)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

George Triantafillou v Tony Morris

Mark Seels v Jerry Storer

Ben McKeown v Arthur Harrison

Ric Pardoe v Paul Carter

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 3

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

As you’re well aware we had to postpone last season’s competition at the quarter final stage.

We’re carrying them over to Lucky 13 Spring ’21

Neil Templeton v Dan Hogwood

Pab v Tony Morris

Jason Morris v George Triantafillou

Rob Currin v Angelo Harrop

So…yeah!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 5

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

NZCA Lines – “Pure Luxury”

Liz Lawrence  – “Pity Party”

Fontaines DC – “A Hero’s Death”

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

You got a 2020 recommendation? Answers on a postcard (or if you’ve no stamps, send me an email)

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers & go wash your hands,

Pab