Just another game…

 

 

“Decent Days And Nights”:

Weekend to forget?

Or was it regret?

Yeah, I scored an own goal too…

 

As the season passes the penultimate week, it’s still one of the very few seasons that has been wide open due to “not very good winning totals” (he says from 65th in the table…)

That trend continued this week.

 

Only eight punters scored 30 points or more.

Olly O had a good go, as did Norman L, thanks mainly to Wrexham’s 92nd-minute equaliser at home to Watford.

Lee P will be howling at the “Mr 2-0 rule change” brought in this season, as he missed Friday night’s game – but he still came up a smidge short despite 3 x five pointers.

Predicting the first game of the week correctly usually means you’ll end up with a score like mine….

Bucking that trend though, Sam Arora 37 (5) cantered clear thanks to a very impressive 21 correct results to take the £20 weekly prize!

 

Well done Mr A – does that mean your thoroughbred gets an extra bale of hay for Christmas now?!

 

 

The Fab Five

 

Assists – nothing to see here!

 

 

 

“Worry About It Later”:

Oh maaaan! I now know how Grimsby are feeling…

 

Only 8 punters scored no more than fifteen points this week.

Five didn’t get a correct score (oh, Emma!)

Everyone got into double figures though – every cloud n that…

 

Propping up the rest this week is Julian Fernandez 11 (0) – so that’s not just me being mocked by Patricia F then – nice one bruv!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m sulking…most popular score was PNE’s 1-2 win at Oxford – 26 of youse got that!

 

Fourteen put us all to shame by predicting Middlesbrough 3 QPR 1

8 lapped up the injury time joy of Wrexham 2 Watford 2

Seven just knew Sheff Wed wouldn’t score against Derby for a 0-3

6 made off with 5 points courtesy of Livingston 2 Dundee 2

Sam A & Lee P made us all green by happening upon Chesterfield 3-1 Barnet

Lee P (again!) was well away with the 0-3 away win for Haaland Man City

David G was proper grinning at Villa’s 2-3 at West Ham

Elliot D said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Burnley 2 Fulham 3

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to my mum for her imagine-if-it-wasn’t-a-hammering-and-all-the-goals-were-scored-by-the rubbish-team-ha-ha-ha inspired, Arsenal 2 Wolves 1!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dan W was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 11 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

A “no show”…

 

 

So, £3 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 45th, leaving it on £6.06 – not bad, I s’pose!

 

Mike C is in 33rd 

 

Señor C, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime, please!

 

Go for it fella, handbrake off! Let’s end the season on a high!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“First Day”:

Neil Templeton stays top, now (a shurely unassailable?) 13 points ahead of Lee T, who, in turn, is six points clear of Jonathas M in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

“Skip To The End”:

Leo Clarke is rooted to the bottom, 12 points adrift of (the STILL absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is three points behind Simon T…

 

 

 

 

“Hounds Of Love”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places, is Sam Arora – honourable mentions go to Norman L (+17), Scott H (+10), Dan C (+12), Gareth M (+12), and Lee P (+10)

 

 

 

“The Beginning Of The Twist”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places, is Hira Yonzan – dishonourable mentions go to Danny A (-10), and Jack B (-11).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 6 Group games went ahead this week – concluding the stage!

 

We had 15 successful jokers! 1 hammering! 1 heartbreaker! 3 close games! 7 away wins! And, 1 draw!

Two won their game with 21 points & one lost theirs with 28 points!

 

 

But who went through to the knockout rounds??!

 

 

 

Full results & tables can be found here

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is The Syndicate’s money man…Mark Seels!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

What is that Citeh kit all about??!

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

 

No! Mal dia!!

 

 

“Two Hearts”:

Yesssss, it was one of those weekends when nothing goes right – I know, I know, don’t worry, I’m not going to go on about it!

Or even tell you the story of doing my scores “like Frankie’s” this week…

 

So, unshockingly, on such a shocking week for predicting scores, only <vidiprinter prompt> 3 (THREE) PASers managed to score 30 points or more.

Laura H (bravo! We love a fighter here!), Paul V, Nick H, my mum & Rowan M posted very credible scores given the dearth of correct scores available.

Ben McK put himself in with a chance by believing that Wolves really are that bad on Monday night.

Greg F, in a rare excursion to such heady heights, banged home his own 9-pointer but still came up short for the £20 weekly prize.

 

So that left Charlie Harris 34 (5) up front and centre in Week 11!

Three 5-point correct scores put pay to the competition – and before you say “jammy” and “git”, he was robbed of a whole twelve points by Leeds & Aberdeen scoring added-on time goals…

 

Well done Chas – some money to spend on the merch stall at the Shack gig on Friday then mate…you jammy git!

 

The Fab Five

 

Assists –

nothing to see here…

 

 

 

 

“Take This Apart”:

Soooooo…

 

Twenty-three punters didn’t score more than 15 points this week.

15(!) didn’t manage a correct score!

Three didn’t even get into double figures…

 

Luke S to the left of me, Leo Clarke 6 (0) to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

Jokes.

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Oh, you’re all so clever…most popular score was Palace’s 1-2 win at Fulham – 23 of youse got that!

 

Thirteen got the 3 goal demolition of Livingston by Motherwell

8 had Southampton’s 3-1 win over Birmingham

Seven nabbed the form book upsetting, Man City 3 Sunderland 0

6 were all over the 0-3 to Rangers at Kilmarnock

Four somehow stumbled on Watford 3 Norwich 2 (how????)

Andy C & Matthew E revelled in the schadenfreude of Villa’s late late show – grrrr!

Dickie H celebrated like Southampton at Fratton Park in ’19 after that 1-2 at Celtic

Laura H was v grateful for the 3-1 QPR win over WBA

Howard T doffed a cap to Hibernian’s 3-0 deconstruction of Falkirk

Scott H had an awayday special thanks to Aberdeen’s win at Dens Park

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ben McKeown for his I-reckon-Darlo-could-beat-this-lot inspired, Wolves 1 Man Utd 4!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Tony M was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 10, so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

Nada!

 

Brighton (H) – last gasp equaliser for a draw – tchh!

Coventry (A) – last gasp goal for a complete hammering – tut!

Everton/Forest (D) – another 3-0 – ugh!

 

Hope they weren’t your “Syndicate” selections fella!

 

So, £0 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 60th, leaving it on £2.90 – ummmm…

 

Dan Wayman is in 45th

 

Danielsan, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime please!

 

Can you get us a full house please? Please!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Pure Luxury”:

Neil Templeton stays in first place, 8 points ahead of Paul C, who, in turn, is one point clear of Lee T in third.

 

ONE crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

“Persephone Dreams”:

Leo Clarke slips 4 places to last place, 8 points adrift of (the STILL absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is three points behind Simon T…

 

 

 

“For Your Love”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places, is Nick Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Paul V (+11), Charlie H (+18), Rowan M (+13), Jamie S (+11), Andy C (+14), and David M (+15)

 

 

“Chemical Is Obvious”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places, is Moi – dishonourable mentions go to Danny A (-13), Eddie O (-13), Ryan G (-12), and Frankie L (-11).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 6 Group games kick off in Week 12!

 

Last round of matches – make it count, CLers!

 

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the squeezed-in…Justin Corliss!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

I get why Rio moved to Dubai after watching that show on Friday…

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

In Bath…

 

 

“In The Bath”:

Sorry, it’s late, I was in…you get the drift.

 

Straight to it then!

 

Only eight punters scored 30 points or more this week (see! That was worth the wait, eh?!), including Mz Fernandez, who at one point was looking like getting a hat-trick of wins, only this time it would have been courtesy of me doing her scores (another thing waiting for no doubt…).

Harry H, Mike C, Eddie O & Tony M put up a credible fight but were at least a couple of CSs short.

Justin C smacked in a nine-pointer to go with a brace of 5 ptrs…and just missed out!

That left Neil Templeton 38 (8) high, wide & handsome with the £20 weekly prize under his belt with no small amount of thanks going to a late goal going in at a bus stop in Hounslow…

 

Bravo Mr T, you and yours are having a hell of a season so far – slainte!

 

 

The Fateful Eight

 

Assists –

D Outtara (90’+2) – Brentford

 

 

 

“Soft”:

Sometimes, it goes from worse to worse, eh?!

30 players scored no more than fifteen points this week, and twenty-two of those didn’t pick up a correct score!

Oooof!

We had just the one poor mite returning a single-digit total, though.

Jamie Sellers 9 (0) was truly hoopless this week…

 

He supports QPR? Yeah? Y’know, their nickname?

What d’ya mean “lame”?!

I’ve been sloshing around in Bath all week – you come up with something better then!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Proper harsh this week, but some of you were on a roll…most popular score was Boro’s 2-1 win over Derby – 24 of youse got that!

 

Nineteen obviously guessed Coventry would beat Charlton 3-1

12 had the very annoying last-minute spoiling Brentford 3 Burnley 1

Will O, Paul C & Debbie L somehow stumbled on WBA 3 Swansea 2 (how????)

El Presidente & Rob C celebrated like Arsenal at WHL in ’87 after that 1-2 for Fulham against Spurs

John J & Justin C smashed home NINE points by way of Sunderland 3-2 Bournemouth

Predictz saw their typo come good on the game at Forest v Brighton

Lily T just knew Villa would keep a clean sheet for a 1-0 at home to Wolves

Greg F had an awayday special thanks to Hull’s win at the bet365 Stadium

Chris W saw Oxford Utd’s Placheta grab a winner for max points. And probably ruining your acca at the same time…

Justin C snaffled up the 5 points served up by Norwich & QPR

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to John Jennings for his imagine-them-in-the-Prem! inspired, Millwall 3 Southampton 2!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Chris W was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 9 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

We won(isssssh)?

 

“Ey up Pabs…

Home win – Man City of course! – Of course! Just..

Away win – Preston NE – yep. Just.

Draw – Hibs v Celtic – close, but just not close enough…

 

 

So, £2.06 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 83rd, leaving it on £30.06 – whoop! whoop!

 

Tony Morris is in 60th 

 

Mr M, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime today please!

 

Need a big slice on here, so no holding back T!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“The Staunton Lick”:

Neil Templeton moves up six places to perch at the top, 4 points clear of Lee T, who, in turn, is one point ahead of Paul C in third.

This is a title scrap that keeps on giving – it’s going to the wire!

 

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Nice Weather For Ducks”:

Laura Harrison is rooted to the bottom, 3 points adrift of (the still absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is three points behind Simon T…

 

As if you let Mr 2-0 do your scores!

In this day & age!

 

 

 

“The Shouty Track”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 25 places, is Justin Corliss – honourable mentions go to Elliot D (+10), Frankie F (+15), Mike C (+18), Rowan M (+11), Charlie H (+10), Eddie O (+18), Peter M (+13), and Tony M (+11)

 

 

“Stay With You”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(?) 18 places, is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Gary R (-10), Frankie L (-10), Jack B (-13) a, Sam W (-12), Dan W (-12), and Darren McC (-11).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 5 Group games went ahead this week…

 

We had 14 successful jokers! 2 really successful jokers! 5 hammerings! 1 heartbreaker! 3 close games! 9 away wins! And, 1 draw!

One won their game with 17 points & one lost theirs with 27 points!

 

It’s now or never, players!

 

Congrats to Stefan P, Scott H, Danny A, Rich L, and Nick H, who have joined Charlie H & Jason M as qualified for the knockout stages.

And commiserations to Paul V, Simon B, Dom W, and Matt W, who have joined Ric P & Hira Y as those who haven’t…

 

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Internet Boy…Rob Currin!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Imagine drawing away in a London derby to a team one place below you that has spent £200b on players and are “World Champions”?!

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

 

…like Sunday morning

 

“She Bangs The Drums”:

Me: Franx! How many times! You’ve got to do your scores!

FF: I’m hungover…

Me: Again?! – Jeez, don’t drink Hugo Spritz and red wine and Kopparbergs then (they’re for 12-year-olds anyway)?

FF: Leave me alone!!

Me: You’ve got to do your scores…

FF: Can’t your GF do them for me again?

Me: No! You know what they say about lightning, right?!

FF: So…

Me: lol! She thought her beginner’s luck was some sort of “white witchcraft” nonsense and hasn’t stopped harping on…

FF: Well, you still go on about winning the PAS 1992 InterToto Cup or something…

Me: It was the Euros, actually! OK, i’ll ask her…

GF: Yeah, i’ll do it!

Me: Do you want to see a league table this time?

GF: No! I’ll just go with my “instinct”!

Me: <sniggers>

GF: You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face, fool!

Me: Yeah, right…nearly done all the Saturday ones now – Watford v Derby?

GF: 2-3

ME: <rolls eyes>You know, The Rams, that’s Derby btw, are on a roll at the minute?

GF: No, I didn’t, but they’re getting stung today – that’s Watford btw…  

And would you Adam ‘n’ believe it!  

Yep, Frankie Fernandez 37 (5) once again waltzes off with this week’s £20 prize!!  

For the record… Seven people managed 30 points or more. Hira Y had something of a return to yesteryear form – tbf, I wouldn’t have believed that either.

Lily T kept the teenage kicks en vogue, landing a 9 pointer & a 5 pointer, but was left undone a certain hat-trick.

And, Frankie L (this is getting spooky now!) fell foul of the Friday night correct score curse – and another victim of the imperious Eberechi…  

Football, eh?!  

Congrats hija bonita, I know someone who’s demanding to do a deal on a higher cut of the winnings!      

 

The Fruitful Five  

Assists – nothing to see here…    

 

“Burning Wheel”:

Ahem, deja vu anyone?  

 

Twenty-two players didn’t score more than 15 points.

Four did not get a correct score!

One didn’t make double figures…  

 

Mike Krasnowski 9 (0) might as well ask a moose to do his scores next week…            

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

<gnashes teeth & wails>…most popular score was Brighton’s 2-1 win over Brentford – 32 of us got that!  

 

Seven got Bournemouth’s “Desmond” with West Ham

4 soaked up the big correct score vibes at The Coventry Building Society Arena

David G & David M celebrated the bore draw between Bolton & Bradford

Lee T & Gary R got Bristol City 3 Swansea City 0

Norman L & Paul V will shout out loud about the 4-1 humbling of Spurs by Arsenal

Sam A was well away with the 0-3 Sheff U away win at Wednesday

Frankie F nabbed the formbook-upsetting Derby 2 Watford 3      

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stephen Peaston for his I-remember-when-we-did-this-to-the-Canaries-in-1987-man inspired, Birmingham City 4 Norwich City 1!    

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Simon Linds was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8, so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.  

 

And guess what?!

Nope! Zilch!  

Coventry City (H) – just!

Millwall (A) – got played up!

Stoke/Leicester (D) – no Gordon Banks shutout here…    

 

So, £0 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 33rd, leaving it on £0 – oooof!  

 

Chris Wrigley is in 83rd    Christophe, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime please!   Let’s make this slot really worth landing on!      

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“I Wanna Be Adored”:

Lee Taylor stays in the lead, 2 points ahead of Pete B, who, in turn, is one point clear of Lily T in third.   Two crashed the Top Ten.    

 

 

“Fools Gold”:

Laura Harrison is still last, 3 points adrift of (the still absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is two points behind Leo C…    

 

 

“Star”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?) 18 places, is Francesca Fernandez – honourable mentions go to Harry H (+11), Norman L (+11), Frankie L (+15), Mike C (+10), Hira Y (+14), and Sam A (+11)

 

 

“I Am The Resurrection”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(??) 12 places, is Emma Tudor – dishonourable mentions go to Scott H (-10), Matt W (-11), Graham S (-10), Gareth M (-10) and Will O (-11).     Click here for further details…  

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

Matchday 5 Group games kick off in Week 10!  

 

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!  

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here    

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

     

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the Junior Senior…Sam Webber & Dave Crisp!      

 

 

And Another Thing:

Guess who’s doing my Super 6 this week?!    

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…  

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)    

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])    

 

Cheers,

Pab  

O’Ronnie…

 

 

“Real Wild Child (Wild One)”:

An International Week for the ages!

If you missed out on the points bounty (anyone else cursing that last Scotland goal??!), you really missed out.

Those that didn’t miss out really reaped the rewards – and then some…

Thirty-eight of you notched up 30 points or more (yep, you read that right), and 10 of those went on to knock in totals in the forties.

Olly O racked up 29 points in 3 correct scores, Pete B & got 21 points for 2 correct scores and some added-on time help, and Pete C did the same but went one point better to score a whopping 48 points!

But it wasn’t enough.

 

As one Rei blemished his record trying to recapture the glories of yore, another King recalled the halcyon days to take this week’s £20 prize…

All hail Jazz Sian 51 (7)!

How did PAS royalty get clear of the hoi polloi?

That’ll be those traitors in Milton Keynes serving up 4 points in added-on time…

 

The Sceptred Seven

 

Assists –

C Paterson (90’+4) – MK Dons

 

 

 

“The Passenger”:

Did you feel the pain of correct score elusion by a goal either way?

The ones that could have got you 8, 9 or 10 points?

Yeah, I know…

 

Well, is it reassuring that this is probably the best week ever for worst scores of the week?

No?

Yeah, I know…

 

Five punters didn’t get a correct score – Neil M & Simon B must have no hair left this week!

 

Only one person failed to get beyond fifteen points, though.

 

Patricia Fernandez 15 (2)

You’ve deffo got the best worst score of the week if that helps, mum?

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Oh well…most popular score was Eng-er-land’s 0-2 win in Albania – 29 of youse got that!

 

Twenty-two put the rest to shame by predicting Netherlands 4 Lithuania 0

17 got the 0-4 La Roja win in Georgia

Twelve thrilled at the thrilling Belgium 7 Liechtenstein 0

9 quite rightly predicted Czechia’s 6-0 thrashing of Gibraltar

Seven had Croatia’s 3-1 win over the Faroe Islands

5 were proper grinning at France’s 1-3 in Azerbaijan

Mark J B felt Slot vibes when this Notts County 93rd-minute penalty secured a 1-1 at home to Harrogate

Martin S banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Spain & Turkiye – but still seethed about International Week…

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Mike Krasnowski for his this-was-ice-hockey-right? inspired, Kazakhstan 1 Belgium 1!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Eddie O was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

We won(ish)?

 

England v Serbia (H) – Gooonered!

Luxembourg v Germany (A) – Tooned!

Greece v Scotland (D) – if only they were only two goals down…

 

 

So, £1.03 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 45th, leaving it on £3.06 – getting there…

 

Simon Lindsay is in 33rd 

 

Si, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime please!

 

Let’s break the duck here! No putting Spurs to win now…

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Lust For Life”:

Lee Taylor moves up four places to the top & is joined by Pete Britton (up 8 places) – both are five points clear of Neil T in third.

The drama gets more dramatic!

 

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“No Fun”:

Laura Harrison remains last, now 11 points adrift of (the still absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is three points behind Leo C…

 

 

 

“Nightclubbing”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places, is Jazz Sian – honourable mentions go to Olly O (+15), Pete C (+27), Jamie S (+16), and Paul F (+17)

 

 

“I’m Bored”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(?) 18 places, are Patricia Fernandez, Rowan Marriott & Dan Clarke – dishonourable mentions go to Matt W (-14) and Neil O (-14).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 4 Group games went ahead this week…

Blimey!

 

We had 14 successful jokers! 2 really successful jokers! 3 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 2 correct score heartbreakers! 1 close game! And, 4 away wins!

One won their game with 26 points & one lost theirs with 41 points!

 

It’s hotting up!

 

Congrats to Charlie H & Jason M who have qualified for the knockout stages and commiserations to Ric P & Hira Y who haven’t…

 

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the Yam-Yam Gooner…Rob Currin!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Who’s getting a 5-0 drubbing on Sunday?!

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

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“Frankie”:

Me: Franx, you’ve got to do your scores

FF: I’m hungover…

Me: Ummmm – don’t drink Baby Guinness and white wine and cider then?

FF: Leave me alone!

Me: You’ve got to do your scores…

FF: Can’t that AI idiot do them again?

Me: No, it’s rubbish – it thought Man City would lose the other week cos KDB was injured…

FF: Can’t your girlfriend do them for me?

Me: lol! She thought her local team were called High Wycombe Wanderers – let’s say it’s not her “forte”…

FF: Well, you didn’t get one score right when you did my BotW the other week!

Me: Alright! Keep it down! I’ll ask her…

GF: Yeah, i’ll do it!

Me: Do you want to see a league table?

GF: No! I’ll just go with my instinct!

Me: ooooooo-kayyyy – this is going to be fun!

GF: Just get on with it!

Me: …nearly done all the Saturday ones now – Sunderland v Arsenal?

GF: 2-3

ME: <snigger>You know we haven’t let a goal in for 8 games, right?

GF: No, I didn’t, but you’re letting in two today, matey…

 

But for a heroic block by ex-Gooner Dan Ballard in the 95th minute, that would have been 10 more points added to this minor miracle!

 

Yep, Frankie Fernandez 45 (7) somehow waltzed off with this week’s £20 prize!

 

For the record, thirty-six people managed 30 points or more and 7 of those got to forty points & beyond.

Ben H can quite rightly curse Brentford, as can Olly O, who was doubly denied by Celtic.

…who also stopped Richard H from having a share of the spoils.

Football, eh?!

 

Congrats hija, I know someone who’d love a Hugo Spritz for services rendered.

 

 

The Sugared Seven

 

Assists –

M de Ligt (90’+6) – Man Utd

J Cullen (90’+7) – Burnley

J James (90+2) – Leicester City

 

 

 

“Lost In Music”:

“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

Eighteen players didn’t score more than 15 points.

Five did not get a correct score! (John J…mate!)

Rotten.

 

On a positive note, we had another week where everyone got into double figures.

 

That left David Goggin, Lee Potts & Laura Harrison 11 (0) in a huddle.

At the bottom.

Punks!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Chelsea’s 3-0 win over Wolves – 29 of youse got that!

 

29 more revelled in the schadenfreude of Man Yoo’s late late show at Spurs. Oh, how we guffawed…

Fifteen doffed a cap to Celtic’s 4-0 deconstruction of Killy

8 made of with 5 points courtesy of Barnet 2 MK Dons 2

Eight more were very grateful for the 3-1 Saints win over the Owls

6 were all over the 0-3 to Rangers at Dundee

Five said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Nottm Forest 3 Leeds 1

Martin S, Neil O & Mike K lapped up the injury time joy of Brentford 3 Newcastle 1

Paul H, Predictz & Dickie H got the dull-all at Bramhall Lane

Frankie F, Pete B & Norman L made us all green by happening upon West Ham 3-2 Burnley

Paul C & Andy B got the 4 goal demolition of Port Vale by Bolton

Luke S believed in Citeh. A 3-0 kinda belief…

Martin S (again!) had his secret prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at Selhurst Park

Sam W just knew St Mirren wouldn’t score against Hibs for a 0-3

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Howard Thomas for his four-to-floor-let’s-‘ave-it inspired, Hull City 3 Portsmouth 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Sam A was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 6 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

Oooof – wipe out!

 

Hull City (H) – just!

Mighty Leeds (A) – noooo…it’s not 1974!

Espanyol/Villareal (D) – uh-uh, Villareal got real…

 

 

So, £0 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 60th, leaving it on £2.90 – needs working on!

 

Eddie Osborne is in 45th 

 

Mr O, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Thurssay please! Or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday… no rush!

 

Let’s get the International Week party started!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“We Are Family”:

Neil Templeton moves up two places to the summit, 2 points ahead of his daughter Lily T, who, in turn, is three correct scores clear of Paul C in third.

I think this is shaping up to be the closest race for the PAS title we’ve ever had – bring it!

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Thinking Of You”:

Laura Harrison is still in the basement slot, now 9 points adrift of (the absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is two points behind Mark J B…

 

Is he still trying to get that banner to green & yellow, Dave?!

 

 

“(s)He’s The Greatest Dancer”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places, is Francesca Fernandez – honourable mentions go to Ben H (+26), Richard H (+25), Olly O (+25), Neil O (+31), David M (+21), Julian F (+29) and Howard T (+22)

 

 

“Mama Never Told Me”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 28 places, is David Goggin – dishonourable mentions go to Tim P (-25), Gareth M (-21), Rowan M (-26), and Mark S (-23).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 4 Group games kick off in Week 8!

 

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is only…Norman Lee!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

OMG! We’re ONLY four points clear!

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s still bubbling up nicely…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

I heard Arsenal are signing Yoshimi from The Flaming Lips…

 

 

“Sunworshipper”:

Big scoring week this week, people?

Nope, thought not.

If you didn’t score 30 points or more, that’s you left looking up at 2 others – yep, it was that bad!!

Dickie H decided (?) to miss 2 games and got punished & Matt W should have believed in his beloved ‘Ammers and he may have a had a real Super Sunday.

Next to bottom Paul F rose up like Nick Woltemade but just missed the target & Rowan M was robbed by Livingston’s late spot kick but got properly done by missing 5 games…

Anthony R did manage to hit 30 points, got banjaxed by Oxford, and somehow missed predicting on a whopping eight games!

That left young Sam Webber 31 (4) upfront & centre to take the weekly £20 despite missing the first two games himself.

He was seen right by Luton & PNE, really helped by Oxford, and smashed home 3 x 5 pointers for good measure…

 

Fair play Sam, taking your dad out for a parmo?!

 

 

The Fixed It Four

Assists –

P. Placheta (90’+6) – Oxford

 

 

 

“Need You Tonite”:

Fifteen points or less this week?

Yep?

Well, that’s me and 26 other unfortunates who really felt it this week.

Eight really felt it as they were the ones not to get a correct score!

Worst of the worst?

Despite Sam A putting in an abject performance, even he couldn’t save the blushes of Mike Krasnowski 8 (0).

Eh?

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

I’ll get my coat…most popular score was Arsenal (Nil)’s 0-2 win at Burnley – 38 of youse got that!

 

Fifteen snaffled up the 5 points served up by Erling Man City

6 banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Nottm Forest & Man Utd

Four thrilled at the thrilling Brighton 3 Leeds 0

4 more bribed Dan & Dave to tinker with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and waltzed off with Hearts 4 Dundee 0

Matthew S, Dickie H & Matthew E breezed in with an impressive Fulham 3 Wolves 0

Dan C & Sam W made off with 5 points courtesy of Oxford 2 Millwall 2

Alan C & Sam W (again!) were lovin’ Falkirk 3-1 Kilmarnock

Emma T was well away with the 1-3 away win for Derby at Sheff U

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Sore of the Season, goes to Laura Harrison for her this-is-how-you-get-out-of-a-wooden-spoon-fight inspired, Wrexham 3 Coventry 2!

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Francesca F was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 5 so we asked her to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

Ummmm…

 

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd leaving it on £28 –  I won’t “advise” you again Frankie, promise…

 

Ciaran Nolan & Sam Arora are in 60th this week – and Big Sam was first out the hat!

 

Mr A, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday please!

 

Can you emulate the form of your horse for us? Please?

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“In My Arms”:

Stefen Perry climbs one place to the summit, 3 points ahead of Elliot D who, in turn, is five points clear of Neil T in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Drop the Pressure”:

Laura Harrison remains in last place, one point adrift of Hira Y, who, in turn, is 4 points behind Mike K…

 

 

“Muscle Cars”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 27 places is Sam Webber – honourable mentions go to Dickie H (+21), and Anthony R (+25)

 

 

“Destroy Rock ‘n’ Roll”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Mike Krasnowski – dishonourable mentions go to Sam A (-20).

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

Matchday 3 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Interesting. And. Exciting.

 

We had 11 successful jokers! 4 really successful jokers! 2 hammerings! 3 heartbreakers! 2 close games! And, 5 away wins!

One won their game with 15 points & 2 lost theirs with 21 points!

 

Halfway stage, time to get serious…

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2025 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the kneedy…Darren McCarthy!

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

So, where’s that league table without Haaland’s goals included then?!

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s bubbling up nicely at the moment…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

 

Cheers,

 

 

Pab

 

I guess he was one of the names then…

   

“Money”:

Well, that was some week eh?! Actually, it wasn’t. It proved a sticky for most. Like, stuck in the middle…with me.   Fourteen people managed 30 points or more and two duked it for the £20 prize – cos they both got to forty points & beyond. Justin C & Olly O gave it some but not quite some enough. Ryan G had it all sewn up, but a Super Sunday brace of added-on time correct scores meant that Jonathas Moitas 43 (6) snuck up on the rails for a bit of weekly glory. And he bucked the the trend (twice now this season!) of never doing well after getting the Friday night game correct. And he got a correct score against his own team. Oh, I guess the 2 x five pointers and that BIG correct score went a long way too!   Anyway, well done J, another case of compounding Scouse misery – I could go on about a 12 point turn-around analogy n all that, but that’s just being cruel…     The Slinky Six   Assists – L. Foster (90’+5) – Burnley M. Lazetic (90’+4) – Aberdeen      

“I Felt Stupid”:

If you weren’t stuck in the middle this week, you were stuck in the mire. Only five punters ended up with less than 15 points. Eight did not record a correct score! (My heart bleeds Gareth M…) Wow! Only one finished out of a double-digit return though…   Debbie Lee  9(0) was all alone. Awwww!      

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m in awe…most popular score was Toon’s 2-1 win over Fulham – 30 of youse got that!   Twenty eight obviously guessed Coventry would beat Watford 3-1 7 saw their typo come good on the game at Rangers Six somehow stumbled on Hearts 3 Celtic 1 (how????) 4 nailed Barrow 2 Barnet 2 Four more were all over the 3-1 to Dundee Utd Matt W & Jonathas M thanked the Lord for Lyle Foster Neil T & Andy F smashed home (with a double dollop of jam) TEN points by way of Man Utd 4-2 Brighton       However, this week’s best correct score goes to Paul Carter for his quite-frankly-ridiculous-but-probably-quite-obvious-if-you’re-on-the-other-side-of-the-earth inspired, Everton 0 Spurs 3!    

Bet of the Week:

Rob C was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 4 so we asked him to provide (another) a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.   And guess what?! Epic fail…   Middlesbro (H) – Wrexham wrecked it Walsall (A) – against a resurgent Cheltenham? No! Barnsley/Rotherham (D) – Nope, south Yorkshire is, erm, red…     So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – can’t win ’em all Roberto!   Francesca Fernandez is in 83rd    Franx, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday please!   I know you never read this so I’ll look forward to you not answering your phone either…        

Table News:

 

“Let’s Go Surfing”:

Elliot Davy stays top, but now only 3 points ahead of Stefan P who, in turn, is four points clear of Neil T in third.   One crashed the Top Ten.    

“Forever & Ever, Amen”:

Laura Harrison drops a place to the bottom, 6 points adrift of Paul F, who, in turn, is two points behind Hira Y…    

“Me & The Moon”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Ryan Graves – honourable mentions go to Jonathas M (+23), Justin C (+31), Dan C (+23), Richard H (+26), Olly O (+33), and Matt W (+26)    

“How It Ended”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 37 places is Debbie Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Anthony R (-20), Luke S (-22), David M (-25), Nick H (-21), Frankie L (-33), and Scott H (-20).     Click here for further details…      

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

  Matchday 3 Group games kick off in Week 6!   If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!   Full fixtures & results can be found here     Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 6

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

     

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the real person…Dan Clarke!      

And Another Thing:

Go on Ange….but remember I got Rangers to win it at 20/1 last week!     Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league! It’s still bubbling up nicely…   PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)     Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group! Wanna join? Why? Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for. Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t) We will crush any “hilarious reels” though… Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute! Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])     Cheers, Pab  

It’s all Greek to me…

 

 

“Rafters”:

After the points nirvana of last week’s “International Week”, it was back to a harsh reality for most of us in Week 4…

Last week, the average score was 29 points. And this week?

Only 2 players scored 30 points or more!

And both of them fancied their chances of grabbing the £20 weekly prize too –

“Nearly theres”, Will H, Jazz S & Simon Linds petered out after promising weekends.

Frankie L so nearly landed a debut season win but was robbed by Notts County. Late. Late, late.

Chris D did all he could, even nabbing the a correct score in the last game of the week to get to 30 points!

That left Emma Tudor 31 (4) claiming victory – mocking the Friday night correct score curse but very much in debt to a 96th minute Aberdeen winner at St Mirren.

That secured the point that made the difference…

Welcome back Emma! Looks like that decision to come back to the fold is paying off already…

Now, can we have some gee-gee tips please?!

 

The Fortunate Four

Assists – nothing to see here

 

 

“Crumb”:

Ooof – 31 punters failed to breach 15 points this week!

Eleven couldn’t buy a correct score (some did ask, but, as always, we rebuffed…).

And, 3 unfortunates couldn’t even get into double digits.

Tim P & David M, your blushes were spared by our kid in America, Hira Yonzan 8 (0)

A bit “Liverpool” that H!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

 

Meh…most popular score was Middlesbro’s 2-1 win over Ipswich – 25 of youse got that! And 24 of youse regretted it…

 

Seven landed on the two-two in Glasgow. The wrong side of Glasgow…

4 were all over the Scottish Premiership 0-3 to the Jambos

Predictz & Leo C had an awayday special thanks to Chelsea’s win at the City Ground

Rich L & Predictz (again!) thrilled at the thrilling Hibs 4 Livingston 0

Debbie L saw Tyrese Hall steal in for a 94th minute winner at Barnet for max points and probably ruining your acca…

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Darren McCarthy for his who-says-a-dull-all-is-all-doom-and-gloom? inspired, Southampton 0 Swansea 0!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Debbie L was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked her to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

We won! Again! Kinda(ish)…

 

“Finger’s crossed…”

 

 

So, £2.03 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th –  it’s a start!

 

Harry Hopper & Rob Currin are in 33rd this week – and “Bet King” Bert was first out the hat!

 

Roberto, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday please!

 

Can you do the magic again?!

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Big Light”:

Elliot Davy stays on the top perch, 10 points ahead of Neil T who, in turn, is two points clear of Pete B in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy”:

Neil Osborne drops 5 places to anchor the league, two points adrift of Laura H, who, in turn, is 5 points behind Dan H…

 

 

“Crashing Up”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places is Emma Tudor – honourable mentions go to Jazz S (+27), Will H (+28), Paul H (+31), Andy B (+27), Chris D (+37), and Simon Linds (+32)

 

 

“Restless Leg Syndrome”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 32 places is David Murray – dishonourable mentions go to Mike C (-28), Norman L (-20), Tim P (-30), Ryan G (-24), and Lee P (-20).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

Matchday 2 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Interesting.

 

We had 10 successful jokers! 3 really successful jokers! 6 hammerings! 3 heartbreakers! 1 correct score heartbreaker! 1 close game! 6 hammerings! And, 6 away wins!

One won their game with 12 points & 1 lost theirs with 20 points!

 

Still early doors…

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 6

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2025 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is The Syndicate’s…Jason Morris!

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

George Graham invented offside, Arse Wenger invented pasta & now Mikel Arteta has invented set pieces! Ole! Ole!

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

It’s bubbling up nicely at the moment…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)

We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

 

Cheers,

 

 

Pab

 

Officially my 3rd team at next year’s World Cup… (it’s Cape Verde, mum. And that lad on the left is from Dublin!)

 

“Honey For The Bees”:

Blimey – that certainly was a classic old-skool “International Week” – so I’ll cut to the chase from the off…  

A whopping FORTY EIGHT of us scored 30 points or more this week, with thirteen of those hitting the 40 point plus marker!

And one of them went into the hallowed “fifties”…

Neil T obviously stole his daughter’s lucky PAS charm this week, scored 47 points, and still pulled up short…yeah, I know right?!

To be fair, he was outrageously denied a weekly win courtesy of 3 x added-on time away goals in Malta, Scotland & Portugal – see, stealing gets you nowhere, kids…

Rob C must be rueing missing a game after getting a nine pointer in Latvia that put him close on forty nine points.  

So that left Pete Britton 55(6) up front & centre to take the weekly £20 prize!

“Dream Team” (whadyamean you don’t play it??!) empresario Pete can mainly thank an added-on time correct score treble – however, I think the real story here was the homing in on a fourfold of 8 pointers…  

Well done Pierre, looks like it’s on trend to hit the Top Ten in our respective competitions!

 

  The Slinky Six

 

Assists – M. Depay (90’+3) – Netherlands G. Mancini (90’+3) – Italy M. Oyarzabal (90’+2 pen) – Spain      

 

“Weak In The Presence Of Beauty”:

Feeling a bit underwhelmed by the “point plunder” that International Week promises?

Yeah, I know… But, once again, even this week’s loser wasn’t really that much of a loser! (helpful?!)  

Only 1 (ONE) person failed to get more than fifteen points this week.  

Eight poor souls didn’t manage a correct score, including three who scored 20 points (yes, that’s you Lily T, Ollie O, Neil O!)   Good news – All in double figures though, eh?! <smiley emoji>  

Bad news – Laura Harrison 15(0) was left languishing once again…  

Oh, and Laura, International Week is back in Week 8 – eeeek!      

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Italy’s 3-0 win against Israel – 26 of us got that!  

Twenty five got the 1-3 Italian win over Estonia 22 felt Slot Fergie vibes when this Spanish 92nd minute penalty secured an 8 pointer 4-0 v Bulgaria

Eighteen revelled in the schadenfreude of the Netherlands’ late late show in Malta

17 got 3 goal demolition of Azerbaijan by France Sixteen quite rightly predicted Germany’s 4-0 thrashing of Luxembourg

11 will shout out loud about the humbling of Finland by Netherlands

Five made us all green by happening upon San Marino 0-4 Cyprus

4 put us all to shame by predicting Latvia 0 England 5

Howard T, Martin S & Frankie L we’re so happy for Portugal 2-2 Hungary they will actually wear that ballet dress…

Ben McK, Matthew S & David M had Norway’s merciless deconstruction of Israel

Patricia F & Matthew S (again!) just knew Stockport would keep a clean sheet for a 1-0 vs Blackpool          

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to…nobody – that doesn’t happen very often!      

 

Bet of the Week:

Danny A was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 2 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.  

 

And guess what?! We won! Again! Kinda…  

 

“Saturday special…” (becoming “a thing” these “specials”)

Stockport (H) – yes!

Barnet (A) – yes!!

Chesterfield/Salford (D) – oh no!    

So, £2.90 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 60th –  better than nowt!

Nice one Danny boy!  

 

Matthew E, Debbie L & Nick Hogwood are in 45th – Debbie was first out the hat, so…  

Mz Lee, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday please!  

 

Keep the giddy up, giddy upping!    

 

 

Table News:

 

“Wishing You Were Here”:

Elliot Davy jumps 2 places to the top, 1 point ahead of Pete B who, in turn, is two points clear of Neil T in third.   Six crashed the Top Ten.  

 

“Invisible”:

Laura Harrison drops four places to the bottom, 5 points adrift of Paul F, who, in turn, is three points behind Patricia F…    

 

“Love Resurrection”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 60 places is Rob Currin – honourable mentions go to Pete B (+32), Stefan P (+30), Harry H (+43), Scott H (+36), David M (+44), Jack B (+30), Rich L (+49), Sam A (+48), and Dom W (+33)    

 

“All Cried Out”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 43 places is Stanley Marriott – dishonourable mentions go to Julian F (-31), Tony M (-42), Sean K (-38), Anthony R (-34), and Ollie O (-32).     Click here for further details…      

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:

 

Matchday 2 Group games kick off in Week 4!  

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!  

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here    

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 4

Matchday 3 – Week 6

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

     

PAS Cup 2026:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot are the twinned…Dan Wayman & Norman Lee!      

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments are in – prize money confirmation incoming!  

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league! It’s bubbling up nicely at the moment…  

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)    

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group! Wanna join? Why? Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for. Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t) We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])  

 

Cheers,

 

Pab