…like Sunday morning
“She Bangs The Drums”:
Me: Franx! How many times! You’ve got to do your scores!
FF: I’m hungover…
Me: Again?! – Jeez, don’t drink Hugo Spritz and red wine and Kopparbergs then (they’re for 12-year-olds anyway)?
FF: Leave me alone!!
Me: You’ve got to do your scores…
FF: Can’t your GF do them for me again?
Me: No! You know what they say about lightning, right?!
FF: So…
Me: lol! She thought her beginner’s luck was some sort of “white witchcraft” nonsense and hasn’t stopped harping on…
FF: Well, you still go on about winning the PAS 1992 InterToto Cup or something…
Me: It was the Euros, actually! OK, i’ll ask her…
GF: Yeah, i’ll do it!
Me: Do you want to see a league table this time?
GF: No! I’ll just go with my “instinct”!
Me: <sniggers>
GF: You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face, fool!
Me: Yeah, right…nearly done all the Saturday ones now – Watford v Derby?
GF: 2-3
ME: <rolls eyes>You know, The Rams, that’s Derby btw, are on a roll at the minute?
GF: No, I didn’t, but they’re getting stung today – that’s Watford btw…
And would you Adam ‘n’ believe it!
Yep, Frankie Fernandez 37 (5) once again waltzes off with this week’s £20 prize!!
For the record… Seven people managed 30 points or more. Hira Y had something of a return to yesteryear form – tbf, I wouldn’t have believed that either.
Lily T kept the teenage kicks en vogue, landing a 9 pointer & a 5 pointer, but was left undone a certain hat-trick.
And, Frankie L (this is getting spooky now!) fell foul of the Friday night correct score curse – and another victim of the imperious Eberechi…
Football, eh?!
Congrats hija bonita, I know someone who’s demanding to do a deal on a higher cut of the winnings!
The Fruitful Five
Assists – nothing to see here…
“Burning Wheel”:
Ahem, deja vu anyone?
Twenty-two players didn’t score more than 15 points.
Four did not get a correct score!
One didn’t make double figures…
Mike Krasnowski 9 (0) might as well ask a moose to do his scores next week…
Correct Score of the Week:
<gnashes teeth & wails>…most popular score was Brighton’s 2-1 win over Brentford – 32 of us got that!
Seven got Bournemouth’s “Desmond” with West Ham
4 soaked up the big correct score vibes at The Coventry Building Society Arena
David G & David M celebrated the bore draw between Bolton & Bradford
Lee T & Gary R got Bristol City 3 Swansea City 0
Norman L & Paul V will shout out loud about the 4-1 humbling of Spurs by Arsenal
Sam A was well away with the 0-3 Sheff U away win at Wednesday
Frankie F nabbed the formbook-upsetting Derby 2 Watford 3
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stephen Peaston for his I-remember-when-we-did-this-to-the-Canaries-in-1987-man inspired, Birmingham City 4 Norwich City 1!
Bet of the Week:
Simon Linds was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8, so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.
And guess what?!
Nope! Zilch!
Coventry City (H) – just!
Millwall (A) – got played up!
Stoke/Leicester (D) – no Gordon Banks shutout here…
So, £0 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 33rd, leaving it on £0 – oooof!
Chris Wrigley is in 83rd Christophe, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Friday lunchtime please! Let’s make this slot really worth landing on!
Table News:
“I Wanna Be Adored”:
Lee Taylor stays in the lead, 2 points ahead of Pete B, who, in turn, is one point clear of Lily T in third. Two crashed the Top Ten.
“Fools Gold”:
Laura Harrison is still last, 3 points adrift of (the still absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is two points behind Leo C…
“Star”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?) 18 places, is Francesca Fernandez – honourable mentions go to Harry H (+11), Norman L (+11), Frankie L (+15), Mike C (+10), Hira Y (+14), and Sam A (+11)
“I Am The Resurrection”:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(??) 12 places, is Emma Tudor – dishonourable mentions go to Scott H (-10), Matt W (-11), Graham S (-10), Gareth M (-10) and Will O (-11). Click here for further details…
PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:
Matchday 5 Group games kick off in Week 10!
If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!
Full fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12
PAS Cup 2026:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the Junior Senior…Sam Webber & Dave Crisp!
And Another Thing:
Guess who’s doing my Super 6 this week?!
Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!
It’s still bubbling up nicely…
PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)
Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!
Wanna join?
Why?
Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.
Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)
We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…
Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!
Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])
Cheers,
Pab



















