PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’21 Week 11 round up

“Chat sh*t, get banged (with a pirate flag!)…” – Our work here at PAS Towers is done… you’re welcome!


Renegade Soundwave:

What a week for surprises eh?!

And in PAS too…

Most of us got suckered by what should have happened not actually happening, with only 1 astute punter managing to score over thirty points this week!

Martin S was looking good right up to his “Not A Super Sunday”

And, Stephen P may well rue missing the first 3 games this week…

That left the “Welcome To Thirty Plus Points!” door open for John King 33 (6) to rise up and claim the weekly £20.

He missed the Arsenal game on Friday <insert “greedy ESL scum gets comeuppance” gag here> but more than made up for it when that 92nd minute Villa equaliser hit the back of the net!

Bravo John – after celebrating, can you get on with your next novel please? It’s been toooo long fella!



Probably A Robbery:

Absolute howler for most of you this week – quelle surprise??

Over fifty (50!) players got 15 points or less, 8 got less than ten points and 7 poor souls didn’t even muster a correct score.

The person who crumbled most?

Tom Morley 8 (1), that’ll be you!




Correct Score of the Week:

Bleak…most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-1 draw with Stoke– 20 of youse got that!

Twelve just knew QPR would score against promoted Norwich for a 1-3

8 lapped up the injury time joy of Aston Villa 2 West Brom 2

Six banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Reading & Swansea

5 were grateful for the 3-1 Boro win over Sheff Wed

Danny A said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his  Arsenal 0 Everton 1

Stephen P landed on  the two-two in Edinburgh. The right side of Edinburgh…



However, this week’s best correct score goes to Mark J Brown for his I-knew-this-was-gonna-happen-but-sod-BotW inspired, Kilmarnock 2 St Mirren 2!


Bet of the Week:

Mark J Brown was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!


He didn’t get back to us…


So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking & leaving it on £8.19 – whoo!



Jazz Sian is at 45th this week…


J, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! Let’s put something on there, eh?!




Table News:


Space Gladiator:

Pete Clarke moves up one to top spot, 5 points ahead of Charlie H in second, who in turn is seventeen points ahead of reigning champ Danny A…

He couldn’t, could he?!


Three crashed the Top Ten.



The Phantom:

Gary Blackburne remains bottom, still two points behind Dan H, who in turn is 1 correct score off Mr 2-0…



Women Respond To Bass:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is John King – honourable mentions go to Darrel Shannan (+12), Martin S (+18), Paul V (+13), Kate S (+12), Stephen P (+19), Sam A (+11), and Eddie O (+10)



Ozone Breakdown:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 15 places is Simon Lindquist – dishonourable mentions go to Lily T (-10), Rob C (-10), Nick W (-10), Steve M (-10), Richard H (-10), Ben McK (-10), Paul C (-10), and Tom M (-13)



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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Semi Final 2nd leg games next week…


Who will make the Final?


Current scores –

Mark Seels 15 (0) v 15 (0) Tony Morris

Arthur Harrison 18 (1) v Paul Carter 26 (2)


Full results & fixtures can be found here


Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘21)



PAS Cup 2021:

Congrats to our finalists…


Jason Morris v Neil Templeton


Cup Final scoresheets will be with you soon!


Full results can be found here


Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)



PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, ol’ Nature Boy…Rich Lee!



And Another Thing:


And, this



Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?


Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])