PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’21 Week 5 round up

“Yeah…but can you stay on the pitch for 90 minutes? Huh?!”


The Things That Dreams Are Made Of:

A year ago we had this…

“We’re living in strange times right now – strange things like…Will football end just as Liverpool have re-invented it with a blast from the 80s? Will we ever be allowed out of our houses ever again?

Will we eventually get sick of eating plain pasta? And will my quest to win the competition I founded be scuppered just as things look as rosy as they’ve ever been? Yep, proper strange times…”


A lot changes in a year, eh?

Or does it?!


6 mere mortals passed the 30 point barrier this week and that included a Fernandez  – so yeah, proper strange week…

Francesca F gave it her best shot but was blasted out the water by Neil Osborne 35 (5).

This week’s £20 winner wasn’t helped by any last minute goals or misses or VAR decisions – he simply nailed a 9 pointer and that did for the chasing pack. Simple.

Well done Neil, my little girl is in bits – but has learnt the valuable life lesson to never trust Yorkshire folk to help you out if you’re a Red Rose!



Being Boiled:

Nowt stranger than folk!

30 punters failed to cross the 15 points line this week – brutal!

Fourteen poor souls couldn’t muster a correct score between them either.

But at least Mr 2-0 8 (0) had Samantha Pillett and two thirds of the PAS Board for company as they all contemplated being the worst of the worst in the worst of times…



Correct Score of the Week:

Like hen’s teeth…most popular score was Citeh’s 0-3 win at Fulham– 27 of youse got that!


Rob C, Debbie L & John J celebrated the Fylde Coast derby bore draw

Sam C said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for her Boro 3 Stoke 0



However, this week’s best correct score goes to Neil Osborne for his ecky-thump inspired, AFC Bournemouth 2 Barnsley 3!



Bet of the Week:

Mark Seels was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 4 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We did a Liverpool at home…

Everton – oh no!
Leicester – oh yes!
Lincoln – oh no!


So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th – bah…



Paul Henshaw is at 11th this week…


Mr H, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! We need a winner – let’s see if you best the last “syndicate” member’s effort!




Table News:


Empire State Human:

Simon Buxton climbs one place to the top, 1 point ahead of Neil O in second, who in turn is five points ahead of Pete C…


Four crashed the Top Ten.



Hard Times:

Howard Thomas remains anchored to the bottom, now three points behind Dave C, who in turn is 2 points off Dan H…



The Sound Of The Crowd:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 37 places is Frankie Fernandez (that’s my gal!) – honourable mentions go to Olly O (+31), Bry D (+26), Karina H (+32), Sam C (+26), Lily T (+28), and Debbie L (+26) – go gals!



Tell Me When:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 30 places is Matthew Murphy – dishonourable mentions go to Anders H (-24), Martin S (-25), Alex R (-24), Andy S (-22), Greg F (-21), and Samantha P (-25)



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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Quarter Finals 2nd leg games next week…


Who will make the semi-finals?


Full results & fixtures can be found here


Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 6
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘21)



PAS Cup 2021:

Quarter Finals went ahead this week…


It. Was. Really.Exciting!


We had 1 successful joker! And, ermmm, 1 hammering! And…

One won their game with 18 points & one lost their game with 20 points!

But what were the scores? And who went through?!


Full results can be found here

Semi Finals draw to follow…


Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 10
Final – the merry month of May (‘21)



PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is handy…Andy Kelly!




And Another Thing:

Semi Finals draw has taken place and will be broadcast on the What’s App group very soon!





Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?


Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])