“Pep Talk”:

So, who won?

Well, I think you all guessed…

Letting the “this-is-how-to-win-a-league-title” weekly performances do the talking “on the pitch” and opting to stay away from our What’s App group (erm, the rest of youse are all on that aren’t you?!) paid dividends (yet again!) despite missing out on giving it pelters to the “bottlers”, as is the want of everyone on there…<shakes fist & sobs>

And, it was another pretty close, compacted & competitive season.

Whilst Citeh smoothly glided (glode?) their way to the Treble with their robotic belief & consistency in the real world, our champion pretty much emulated Mikel’s “Process” (but actually delivered) in the PAS victory!

A few players kinda threatened to win it, but…nah!

No one got really got that close in the end to a tally that now goes in, with a bullet, as the 14th “best winning score” ever!

To be perfectly frank, it really was an almost perfect campaign…

Our “Spring” champ started the season off at an easy 23rd, before jumping to 1st in Week 2 with a 43 points season high (and weekly win)

And there they remained for the duration…

Jeepers!

Any dips?

No.

Well, bar Week 8, when it was a season low of 15 points…

Week 12 was all about putting any challengers to the sword with a 32 point haul.

 

Now as a fully fledged PAS pro, all challengers were brushed aside with remarkable performance of concentrated consistency!

 

So, lords, ladies & gents, please be upstanding and doff your caps to Dan Wayman 367 (51) – He. Is. A. Winner! Again!!

 

That’s back to back League wins – a first in PAS history!

Bravo Mr W, you’re frightening everyone now…

 

Danny Boy won by a comprehensive 11 points from the “surprise package” Paul Henshaw in second place.

The “Top Syndicator” finished one point ahead of, the much improved, Peter Morley, in third spot.

Charlie Harris was a further four points behind, for yet another Top Ten finish, in the not-too-shabby 4th berth, with Francesca Fernandez 4 points shy in 5th – proudly flying the “Best In Clan” banner by using her wooden spoon from last year to stir up some startling form that also won her £20 from me in a bet about being “Top Girl of the Season” (yes, it really was misery maximus for me!)

Neil Meredith was 5 points behind in sixth spot. How “Liverpoolsy” of you Neil…

Just one correct score further back, Neil Osborne can reflect on a fine season, (2 x weekly wins!), finishing in seventh whilst in eighth place (only 1 point back), was a Spurs fan with something to shout about, Simon Lindsay. And, five points behind him in 9th, was the ever-improving Andy Kelly!

Relieved Evertonian Andy Fowler was just edged out by 2 correct scores, but grabbed 10th spot – courtesy of a single point – from Citizen Andy Chesworth (the casbah was rocked!)

 

 

“Arteta Process”: 

Only 19 points, but 72 places, separated our new champion from our wooden spoon champion, Patricia Fernandez 241 (29) in Week 1!

Mothers, eh?!

Awkward…

 

Starting in 95th, my mum never really recovered.

Like a role model to consistent rubbish scoring, she stayed at 95th in Week 2, then…

Week 3 it was down to the Bottom.

And there she stayed with a season performance like an inverted Dan Wayman.

A ray of hope in Week 11, a season high of 31 points, came to nothing as securing the wooden spoon for a 4th time was already done.

Howard T, John J, Paul V, Lily T and a dazed & confused, hopelessly lost Tony M made gallant efforts over the season to save Tricia’s blushes, but…

 

 

Spot Prizers

Ok, YOU have finished on these positions AND you HAVE WON those prizes!

 

Jasper Marriott on 13th, Kate Slee on 17th, Richard Hirst on 23rd, Orla McKeown on 27th, Rowan Marriott on 33rd, Sam Osmond on 39th, Max Morgan on 42nd, Mr 2-0 on 45th, Stephen Harrison on 57th, Bijay Lama on 60th, Hira Yonzan on 65th, Greg Fleming & Nick Hogwood on 71st, Dilip Adhikari on 83rd, Dom Webber on 89th and John Jennings on 93rd…

Small victories kids – lap it up!

Click here to view the full table & to see how much you won!

 

*** all prize money will be winging its way over later this week – promise! Look out for that Monzo link notification on email/text/WA!***

 

 

PAS Champions League 2022/23:

The final between Ben Hogwood & Matthew Murphy concluded with “Part Two” on June 10th 2023…

Ben Hogwood 55 (12) – 33 (6) Matthew Murphy

Ben Hogwood 36 (6) – 27 (4) Matthew Murphy – Part One

Ben Hogwood 19 (6) – 6 (2) Matthew Murphy – Part Two

 

Congrats to our new CL Cup holder – Ben, you are the Man City of PAS!

 

PAS Cup 2022:

The final between Mark Seels & Matthew Murphy concluded on May 29th 2022…

Jack Buxton 55 (12) – 49 (11) Simon Buxton

Jack Buxton 37 (6) – 38 (6) Simon Buxton – Part One

Jack Buxton 18 (6) – 11 (5) Simon Buxton – Part Two

 

Congrats to our new Cup holder – Jack, you are the Man City of PAS!

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023/24 Group Stages

Congratulations to Stockport’s finest, Ric Pardoe, for sneaking the last spot (by one point!) for entry to PAS Champions League 2023/24 Group Stages.

 

The Top 32 have qualified and the big draw will take place when the real CL one does…

 

 

 

Other little bits 

 

Deepak Bogati picks up £10 for getting the Best Weekly Score of the Season on International Week (Week 7) –  50 (8)

 

My mum picked up £5 for getting the Best Correct Score of the Season – Liverpool 3 Nottingham Forest 2!

 

 

Plaudits

Thanks again to all for taking time and bothering to play, we couldn’t do it without you!

And a final big thank you to Dave N & Dan H for providing all the behind-the-scenes tech stuff to enable another great (relatively glitch-free!) season…

 

See you in August PASers.

 

Cheers, and enjoy your summer…

 

Oooh, this popped up on the Guardian’s Fiver Football Daily…

 

“If Manchester City win the Champions League final 5-1, will the match be known as the InterCity 125?” – Richard Hirst.

 

And,

look at this from Sky Super 6!

come and have a go next season…I was always better at the smaller football games   : )

 

Pab

“Proper…”

 

“The Lion’s Roar”:

This is late due to the PAS Cup semi-final replay.

So cast your mind back to the Coronation weekend…

Actually, don’t. I’ll just get on with the facts.

Only eight players scored 30 points or more in the final week of the season and they all could have won the £20 weekly prize.

In fact, the 10 that left Mr 2-0 in charge of their scores could have won it too.

And yes, all of them beat my score…

So lots of youse can count yourselves unlucky, but it was Peter Morley 33 (6) that came out as top dog with absolutely no luck involved given that 4 of his 6 correct scores were from the Scottish Premiership!

 

McImpressive!

 

 

 

“Blue”:

And in the final week of the season at the other end, eleven punters failed to get more than 15 points.

Seven didn’t get a correct score (spare a thought for Rowan M with his 18 points!).

One didn’t get into double figures.

 

Tony Morris 8 (0) is on the beach ladies & gents…

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Blimey, that was a week…most popular score was Hibernian’s 2-1 win over St Mirren – 23 of youse got that!

 

Seventeen said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Burnley 3 Cardiff 0

7 celebrated the bore draw between Wigan & Rotherham

Five had their secret prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at Kenilworth Road

Howard T, Justin C & Deepak B nabbed the form book upsetting Bournemouth 1 Chelsea 3

Olly O & Darren McC lapped up the 14 minutes of injury time joy of Exeter 3 Morecambe 2

Richard H just knew Bristol City would keep a clean sheet for a o-2 at QPR

El Presidente celebrated like Walsall at Highbury in ’83 after that 1-0 at Anfield

Luke S put us all to shame by predicting Spurs 1 C Palace 0

Paul H believed in Man City. A 2-1 kinda belief…

Dilip A thanked the Lord for Joe Piroe – his 93rd minute goal gifting a whole nine points at Swansea

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Orla McKeown for her I-knew-my-team-could-do-it-and-in-style-too inspired, PNE 0 Sunderland 3!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

 

Ryan Graves was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 12 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

Oh dear.

 

He played it safe with a very conservative top-of-the-table Stirling to win at bottom-placed Albion, promotion-chasing Stockport to beat relegated Hartlepool, and scrambling Cambridge to beat relegated Forest Green…

 

L L W!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on £8.02 – oh well…

 

 

 

 

Great effort from all our BoTWers this season.

 

Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…but I always say that, don’t I….

 

 

 

Table News:

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

“My Silver Lining”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places, is David Goggin – honourable mentions go to Darren McC (+12), Jazz S (+18), Scott H (+12), Dan H (+12) and Jack B (+13)

 

“Out Of My Head”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places, is Lisa Ward – dishonourable mentions go to Pete B (-17), Matthew S (-17), Rich L (-15) and Sam A (-15)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Semi Finals ties went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Really. Dramatic!

 

We had 1 successful joker! And, 1 heartbreaker!

Simon Buxton dispatched Andy Kelly 27 (5) to 21 (2) to take his place in the Final.

But the only non-successful “joker” of four meant Jack Buxton earnt a replay against Charlie Harris in a 31 (5) all draw!

It went to extra time (17 games over last weekend) and, amazingly, we finally got a winner. But only just…

Jack Buxton emerged the winner by 16(3) – 15 (3) in a nail-biter to set up a family affair in the Final

Now that was a Cup tie!

 

Commiserations to the losers – the £30 should see you right though eh?!)

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Simon Buxton v Jack Buxton

 

A “two-part” final!

The “showcase” being Man City v Man Utd.

 

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – “part one” May 16th – June 10th

Final – “part two” June 3rd

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2021/22 Knockout Stages:

 

Ben Hogwood  v Matthew Murphy

 

A “two-part” final!

The “showcase” being Inter Milan v Real Madrid. (now I’ve said that, it will deffo be AC v Citeh!)

 

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – “part one” May 16th – June 10th

Final – “part two” June 10th

 

 

And Another Thing:

I really hate Boro…

 

And This:

Thank you very much for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon.

September, actually.

Make a note as you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders from, erm, August onwards…

 

 

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made us amazing!

Well, bar my ubiquitous glitches obv…

 

 

Prize Money Update  – League, Cup & CL prize money will be paid out at the end of the season.

So don’t worry, The Libertarians haven’t got your winnings – I have!

 

 

That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….full season update (including the PAS Cup & CL Finals) to follow…

 

When the season ends!

 

 

Mwwahhhhahaha…

 

 

Cheers,
Pab

 “Stool…”

 

 

 

 

“You Were Right“:

Bit of a classic this week!

Twenty one bods racked up 30 points or more, prompting a proper scrap for the £20 weekly prize…

Paul H put in a good shout with his 95th minute 9 pointer at Sheff Utd and Pete B sprang into life only to see a weekly win disappear as the clock ticked to 93 minutes at Anfield – oooof!

Andy K continued his sparkling form adding another 7 correct scores to his collection.

Only two breached the 40 point mark with Neil O going very close to an unprecedented hat-trick of weekly wins (Dave! Dan! Has that been done before?!) with TWO last minute goals denying him at the death.

That left the classical Ben Hogwood 43 (7) up front & centre like a Proms conductor in full pomp – he too benefitted from Bentford’s last gasp winner, Arsenal taking their foot off the gas and the gall of Rotherham beating play off chasing Boro!

Congrats sir, drop the prim formalities and whistle, stamp & commence the bobbing up and down – you’re a winner!

 

 

“Silent Sigh”:

From a classic to a near-mythical week as only THREE players failed to score more than fifteen points!

And, only 3 didn’t register a correct score (spare a thought for Andy B on his lonely 18 points though…)

Julian F was denied the obligatory family shaming as our man Down Under, Paul Carter 13 (0), went under…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Jolly good show…most popular score was WBA’s 2-1 win over Norwich  – 28 of youse got that!

 

 

Twenty two believed in Arsenal. A 3-1 kinda belief…

8 were well away with the 0-3 away win for Wednesday

Five were grateful for the 3-1 Toon win over the Saints

4 thrilled at the thrilling Morecambe 3 Lincoln City 2

Neil T, Nick H & Greg F got Leicester’s “Desmond” with Everton

Jamie S, Greg F (again!) & Suman K lapped up the injury time joy of Hartlepool 3 Barrow 1

Bijay L & Matthew M were all over the Scottish Cup Semi Final 0-3 to Super Cally

Eddie O & Jasper M felt “Fergie vibes” when Sunderland’s Patrick Roberts 95th minute goal secured a 5 pointer 2-2 v Watford

Paul H & Lisa W put us all to shame by predicting Sheffield Utd 4 PNE 1

Ben H nabbed the form book upsetting Rotherham 1 Middlesbro 0

Lily T doffed a cap to Celtic’s 1-0 semi-final win over Rangers

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Nick Hogwood for his lower-league-match-talk inspired, Carlisle Utd 2 Salford City 3!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Jason Morris was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 11 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

He produced!

“Treble mate…Brentford, Brighton, Liverpool –  all BTTS (both teams to score) and win”

 

Brentford – last gasp!

Liverpool – LOL!

Brighton – six goals but none for Wolves!

 

So, £7.55 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving it on £10.55 – bravo!

 

 

Ryan Graves is at 33rd this week….

 

Mi amigo viejo, I need your 3 team treble by Saturday morning, please!

 

Decent amount to build on here sunshine!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Another Pearl”:

Dan Wayman is top with a week left & has a lead of 23 points over Paul H who, in turn, is eight points ahead of Simon Linds in third…he’s done it, hasn’t he?!

 

 

Two crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

“Once Around The Block“:

Patricia Fernandez is bottom, but fighting back, nine points behind Howard T who, in turn, is 6 points off Lily T…

 

 

 

 

 

 

“The Shining”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 35 places is Ben Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Kate S (+20), Pawan GC (+16), Pete B (+25), Max M (+16), Matthew M (+17), Neil T (+19), and Nick H (+19).

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Everybody’s Stalking”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is George Triantafillou – dishonourable mentions go to Matthew S (-16), Suman K (-15), and Julian F (-16)

 

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

 

Semi Final 2nd leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Exciting. And. Conclusive!

 

We had 2 successful jokers! 1 hammering! And, 1 correct score heartbreaker!

 

One won their game with 32 points & one lost their game with 32 points!

 

But who made the Final?

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Semi Finals are on Week 13.

 

Charlie Harris v Jack Buxton

Andy Kelly v Simon Buxton

 

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the much-relieved Super Hoop…Jamie Sellers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Bookies always win, don’t they…

 

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab

 “it’s nearly May and the weather…jeeeez!”

 

 

 

 

“King For A Day“:

Greetings from a train travelling to Oporto from Lisboa! (yes, the wifi works Avanti!).

As we close in on another season, the madness arrives once again…

But for all the “chancey” predictions, only 5 players scored more than thirty points this week.

Andy F put in a sterling effort with 19 point-scoring predictions, George T is possibly rueing not predicting on the Friday night festival of football the Emirates and my mum, well, she scored over twenty points…and how!

Jazz S recalled the halcyon days with a couple of five-pointers that took him close to the £20 weekly prize.

So, who was at the top?

Well, we have another double weekly winner amidst us!

Neil Osborne 40 (8) has a brace of injury-time goals to thank this time round – Bristol City’s 91st minute winner & the 94th minute own goal equaliser for PNE to be precise.

 

Well done Señor O, can you predict an away win at the Etihad tonight?!

 

 

 

“If You Were Here”:

Meanwhile, the madness at the other end of the scale, was off the scale!

Twenty nine of you failed to score more than 15 points and seven of those didn’t have a single correct score between them – ooof!

 

Greg F, Dom W & Suman K didn’t get out of single figures.

 

But their shame was spared by Dan Clarke 7 (0) who tipped us all off on What’s App –  which is kind of a jeopardy spoiler?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Amazing stuff players…most popular score was Fulham’s 2-1 win over Leeds  – 31 of youse got that!

 

Seventeen got Man City’s 3 goal semi-final demolition of Sheffield Utd

5 decided to deploy catenaccio to reap the rewards at Palace. And they did…

Patricia F & Debbie L made us all green by happening upon Burnley 1-2 QPR. Wait, what???!

Mark S & Sam A just knew Ipswich would keep a clean sheet for a 0-3 at The Posh

Pete C obviously guessed Crawley would beat Hartlepool 0-2

Gareth M saw his typo come good on the game at Birmingham

Deepak B said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Charlton 2 Morecambe 3

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Patricia Fernandez for her out-of-chaos-eventually-comes-order inspired, Liverpool 3 Nottingham Forest 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Rich Lee was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

He must have moved to Germany cos we didn’t hear from him…

 

 

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 60th leaving it on £5.27 – just about get you a pint then…

 

 

Jason Morris is at 45th this week….

Jay, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

Make The Syndicate proud!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Love On Your Side”:

Dan Wayman is looking good to retain his title, 25 points ahead of Charlie H who, in turn, is two points ahead of Peter M in third…

 

 

Three crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

“Hold Me Now“:

Patricia Fernandez stays bottom, but now only nine points behind Lily T who, in turn, is 1 point off John J…

 

 

 

 

 

 

“You Take Me Up”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 44 places is Neil Osborne – honourable mentions go to George T (+18), Andy F (+25), Tom M (+15), Mark S (+19), Jazz S (+29), and Julian F (+17).

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Watching”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Dan Clarke – dishonourable mentions go to Rob C (-17), Jamie S (-15), Suman K (-18), Tom W-S (-15), and Scott H (-15)

 

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

 

Semi Final 2nd leg games kick off in Week 12!

 

The 1st legs went like this…

 

Dan Wayman	27[3]	v	40[7]	Matthew Murphy
Ben McKeown	27[3]	v	12[0]	Ben Hogwood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Semi Finals are on Week 13.

 

Charlie Harris v Jack Buxton

Andy Kelly v Simon Buxton

 

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, our main man in Germany…Reagon Karki!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Tonight, I will mostly be in a House of Port (whatever the score…)!

 

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab

 “Yes, i know, i know…”

 

 

 

 

“Forget Me Nots“:

In a week that saw only 19 punters score thirty points or more, an edgy “tactic” came to the fore…

Rob C decided that only predicting for 11 games might be the way forward – and only missed the £20 weekly prize by six points!

Olly O & Charlie H took the traditional route and came up short by 5 and 4 points respectively.

Matthew M had a stormer, including Celtic’s very unlikely (at half time) 9-pointer and was scuppered only by his belief in Forest to beat Man Yoo – ohhhhh, Maffew!

So that left Will Oppong 41 (6) to scoop it up and strut proudly down Croydon High Street smug in the knowledge that putting in just 33% of effort (yes, that’s 10 predictions) can sometimes pay off…

 

If only Arsenal had done the same on Sunday eh, Willo?

 

 

 

 

“Anything Can Happen”:

Down in the depths, it was a real case of “whoah! it’s me” as only seven players didn’t score more than 15 points this week.

3 didn’t manage a correct score between them.

 

And of those, Tom Morley & Ben Hogwood 12 (0) were the barrel scrapers…

 

Maybe a 33% alcoholic beverage will make you feel a bit better chaps!

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

My word…most popular score was Brighton’s 1-2 win at Chelsea  – 27 of us got that!

 

Eleven quite rightly predicted Celtic’s 1-4 thrashing of Kilmarnock

Neil T & John K landed on the two-two in East London on Sunday. <stifles sob>

Darren McC & Norman L were well away with the 0-3 away win for Coventry at QPR

Debbie L & Predictz were grateful for the 3-1 City win over Leicester City

Deepak B celebrated like Walsall at Highbury in ’83 after that 1-3 to Fulham at Everton

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Max Morgan for his even-watching-Sp*rs-isn’t-this-bleak inspired, Blackburn 0 Hull 0!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Matthew Murphy was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 9 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

He replied, and we have a winner (kinda)!

 

“Games with over 2.5 goals…”

Spurs v Bournemouth – oh yes!

QPR v Coventry – uh huh!

Grimsby v Mansfield – nah!

So, £2.27 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd taking it to £13.32 – very acceptable, me thinks…

 

 

Rich Lee is at 60th this week….

 

Ricardo, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

Need a good slice on here mate!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Number One”:

Dan Wayman is still top, extending the lead to 26 points ahead of Charlie H who, in turn, is three points ahead of Peter M in third…

 

 

Two crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

“Watch Out!“:

Patricia Fernandez remains bottom, eighteen points behind Howard T who, in turn, is 10 points off Lily T…

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I Was Tired Of Being Alone”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 27 places is Will Oppong – honourable mentions go to Matthew M (+21), Olly O (+23), and Rob C (+23).

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Haven’t You Heard”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 29 places were Tom Morley & Ben Hogwood – a dishonourable mention goes to Bijay L (-20)

 

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

 

Semi Final 1st leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Very. Interesting!

 

We had 1 successful joker! 2 hammerings! And, 1 away win!

 

One won their game with 27 points & one lost their game with 27 points!

 

All to play for then…

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

The Semi Finals draw has happened…and here it is!

 

Charlie Harris v Jack Buxton

Andy Kelly v Simon Buxton

 

The “neutral ground” semis (that means they both get a “joker” to play!) take place on Week 13…

 

Will it be a family affair in the Final?

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the definitely in…Justin Corliss!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Ever had a stout with chilli in it?? Go here and have one, it’s mad!

 

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab

 “Build a rocket boys!”

 

 

 

 

“Weather To Fly”:

This week in 2015...

“Imagine one of your best mates got sacked from a Championship side at the behest of some chicken frying clowns – you’d be gutted, right?

Imagine if, in the same week, you managed to record the WORST score EVER in PAS history!

Double gutted?

Triple gutted??!

Embarrassed even?

That’s exactly what happened to our favourite Polski PAS son, Rowan Marriott 4 (0) this week – imagine??!

Surely, a punt on the Lottery can do no harm now can it Row…”

 

This week…

“Imagine one of your best mates is sitting atop the Scottish Championship with a city famous for its comic clowns (we won’t mention their up-to-1983 policy on Catholics..) – you’d be made up, right?

Imagine if, in the same week, you managed to record your SECOND weekly win in the same season in your PAS history EVER!

Double made up?

Triple joy??!

Boastful even?

That’s exactly what happened to our favourite Polski PAS son, Rowan Marriott 41 (6) this week – imagine??!

Surely, you feel like you’ve won the Lottery Row…”

 

Another £20 coming your way then fella!

 

Oh. And…

12 people scored thirty points or more this week – Charlie H & Darren McC went close and, were it not for a 93rd minute goal for Plymouth, a resurgent Paul H would have taken the spoils…oooof!

 

 

 

“The Loneliness Of A Tower Crane Driver”:

A proper barren Week 9 for most, with lots only notching 1 correct score in a “twenty odd points” kinda week.

Nineteen only managed no more than 15 points or less.

5 with no correct scores.

Two got a single digit tally.

Bottom of the pile then, were Lily Templeton & Suman Kaflee 9 (0) – if you’re still here in eight years time mind…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Pah!…most popular score was Toon’s 1-2 win at Brentford  – 22 of youse got that!

 

Eighteen(!) thrilled at the thrilling Celtic 3 Rangers 2

12 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Morecambe 1 Plymouth 3

Twelve somehow stumbled on Southampton 1 Man City 4 (how????)

8 snaffled up the 5 points served up by Liverpool & Arsenal

Reagon K was all over the 0-2 to St Mirren at Hearts

John J got the 1-2 Robins win over Stoke

Paul C was well away with the 0-2 away win for Norwich at Blackburn

Will O just knew Blackpool would score against Cardiff for a 1-3

Jason M got the dull-all at The New Den

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Charlie Harris for his I-love-Colin-and-his-pints-of-raw-eggs inspired, Watford 2 Huddersfield 3!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dilip Adhikari was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8 so we asked him (again) to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

It was a no show – again!

Obviously, something lost in translation or people really don’t read this far down…imagine?!

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking it to £8.03 – noice!

 

 

Matthew Murphy is at 83rd this week….

 

Mathaus, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

Don’t let me down, son!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Leaders Of The Free World”:

Dan Wayman stays top, now a big big 22 points ahead of Paul H who, in turn, is two points ahead of Neil M in third…he’s on for a title defence, y’know!

 

Three crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

“Forget Myself“:

Patricia Fernandez stays in last place, a big big sixteen points behind Howard T who, in turn, is 7 points off Lily T…she’s on for a wooden spoon defence, y’know!

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Starlings”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Darren McCarthy – honourable mentions go to Rowan M (+19), Charlie H (+18), Kate S (+19), Andy C (+21), and Jason M (+15).

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Grounds For Divorce”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 23 places is Suman Kaflee – dishonourable mentions go to Dan C (-16), Dilip A (-19), Danny A (-16), Matt W (-20), Mark S (-17), and Norman L (-17)

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

 

Semi Final 1st leg games kick off in Week 10!

 

The draw has been made…

 

Dan Wayman v Matt Murphy

Ben McKeown v Ben Hogwood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

Quarter Final games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Conclusive!

 

We had 2 successful jokers! 1 really successful jokers! 1 hammering! And, 2 away wins!

 

One won their game with 21 points & one lost their game with 29 points!

 

Congrats to those who made it through…you’re one game away from the Final!

 

Losing QFers, your prize money will be with you ASAP.

 

The Semi Finals draw will happen soon…

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, our classical Canary…Ben Hogwood!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

I can only assume the Holmesdale Fanatics “influenced” the team at Stockley Park for the game at Spurs on Saturday…WTAF?!

 

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab