PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 4 round up

 Fat chance…

 

 

You’re The Best Thing:

It’s shaping up to be a tight season judging by the first four weeks’ scores <puffs cheeks, reassured that being 69th is “ok”> and the “bunching” was a real feature in Week 4…

13 punters scored thirty points or more (even Gary B risked a nosebleed this week!) with seven players laying claims to the £20 weekly prize – a couple had the 4-1 derby 9 pointer and four more had Man City only winning 3-1, which must have really rankled…

Ric P was almost there, but a 96th minute goal for Luton ultimately ended his challenge.

It was left wide open then for Dave Crisp 35 (5) to bag victory – two five pointers courtesy of Huddersfield & Celtic was topped off with 95th minute Forest equaliser securing the vital correct score to see off his rivals.

And if you’re feeling miffed about the aforementioned last minute spoiling 4-1, Dave had 3-1 too…

Congrats Crispy – you wouldn’t consider changing up for 20 x £1 coins and luzzing them at Granit on Sunday would you?!

Asking for a friend…

 

Walls Come Tumbling Down:

It was snuggly in the nether regions too this week!

20 of us failed to make the 20 point mark with only 4 PASers failing to register a correct score.

One didn’t get into double figures though.

Bijay Lama 9 (0) i think you’re in a for a ribbing on your What’s App group mate…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Meh…most popular score was Toon’s 2-1 win over Brighton– 28 of youse got that!

 

Twenty-one doffed a cap to Huddersfield’s 3-0 deconstruction of Posh

19 were well away with the 1-3 away win for Celtic

Five got Dundee Utd’s “Desmond” with Hearts

5(!!) had City’s merciless deconstruction of Man Yoo

Sam A, Rowan M & Ric P obviously guessed Swansea would beat Coventry 3-1

Simon Linds & Justin C lapped up the injury time joy of Norwich 1 Brentford 3

Neil C believed in Blackpool. A 0-1 kinda belief…

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Howard Thomas for his your-name’s-not-down-you’re-not-coming-in inspired, Lincoln City 3 Sheffield Wednesday 1!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Chris Dixon was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Nope…

“Here’s my trixie selection that is absolutely nailed-on, guaranteed, safer than an oligarch’s superyacht in a UK port, to bring home the winnings this week:
Newcastle United – W
Wolverhampton Wanderers – W
Sheffield Wednesday – W
I can hear the bookmaker’s knees trembling already…”
Yes Toon!
No!
Noooooo!

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – hmmmmppphhh!

 

 

Ric Pardoe is at 33rd this week….

 

Ricardo, I need your National League leading inspired 3 team selection by Friday, please!

 

We need a winner…no pressure!

 

 

Table News:

 

Shout To The Top:

Andy Chesworth jumps up to the summit, 1 point ahead of Anders H, who in turn is 1 point ahead of Norman L in third…

 

Five crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

Have You Ever Had It Blue:

Greg Fleming flops down 2 places back to the bottom, one correct score behind Paul H, who in turn is 2 correct scores off Luke S

 

 

A Solid Bond In Your Heart:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places is Dave Crisp – honourable mentions go to Andy K (+17), Ric P (+20), Justin C (+18), Paul V (+16), Neil M (+17), Sam A (+19) and Howard T (+16)

 

My Ever Changing Moods:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 29 places is John King – dishonourable mentions go to Bijay L (-26), Paul C (-15), Predictz (-16) and Charlie H (-16)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Last Sixteen 2nd leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Dramatic! (sort’ve)

 

We had 8 successful jokers! 1 hammering! 3 away wins! 1 close game! And 1 “heartbreaker”!

One won their game with 21 points & one lost their game with 28 points!

 

Congrats to those who made through to the money rounds, you’re now guaranteed £20!

 

Full results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Quarter Finals draw to follow…soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Last Sixteen draw to follow…soon!

 

Full results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the new boy…Chris Webber!

 

And Another Thing:

The Predictz weekly £20 prize went off to DEC Ukraine Humanitarian Appeal…

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 3 round up

 Just say “no”…

 

 

The War Song:

It was a lively Week 3 right up to, erm, Saturday 4.45pm.

A tightly contested field was bunched together as 14 punters reached & breached the 30 point mark.

But only 5 really could have won it. Well, maybe just Charlie H. Or maybe Norman L, Dan M & Lee T might have nicked it.

But then came the 89th & 98th minute drama at Bournemouth & Coventry respectively…

That earned the 5 points that catapulted Kate Slee 40 (7) right to the top, and there she stayed to grip hold of the weekly £20 prize.

Well done Katie – you did it (again!) <winking emoji>

 

 

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me:

Oooof!

Nearly half of us failed to notch up more than 20 points this week.

Five of those suffered the ignominy of collecting zero correct scores…

Those feeling the pain particularly pressing?

Greg Fleming 6 (0) spared the blushes of Luke S and put the family honour in disrepute (again!) <fuming emoji>

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Bleak…most popular score was Aberdeen’s 1-1 draw with Dundee Utd– 26 of youse got that!

 

Four had Ross County’s 3-1 win over St Johnstone

Chris W made us all green by happening upon WBA 0-2 Swansea

Pete C believed in Stevie G. A 0-2 kinda belief…

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Best Correct Score of the Season, goes to George Triantafillou for his it-was-all-academic inspired, Oxford United 4 Cambridge United 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Mike Krasnowski was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 2 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Wipeout!

“I’ll keep it simple, I haven’t kept up enough with North American sports. I’ll go with:

Brighton – Aston Villa (Draw)
Bournemouth (Win) – Stoke
Crawley Town – Forest Green Rovers (Win)
Cheers!”
nope, yep & no(!) – shocker!

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 60th – oops!

 

 

Chris Dixon is at 45th this week….

 

Christophe, I need your Toon inspired 3 team treble by Friday, please!

 

Will you go Mackem?…no pressure!

 

 

Table News:

 

The Medal Song:

Simon Lindquist & Anders Hoglund make it a double helping of Swede at the top, 4 points ahead of of Andy F in third…

 

Five crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

I’m Afraid Of Me:

Luke Stafford drops  13 places to anchor the table, one point behind Paul H, who in turn is 1 point off Greg F

 

 

It’s A Miracle:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places is Kate Slee – honourable mentions go to Charlie H (+35), Dan M (+35), Chris W (+24), Sam A (+23), Dan C (+22), Lee T (+21) and George T (+20)

 

I’ll Tumble 4 Ya:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 32 places is Simon Lindsay – dishonourable mentions go to Greg F (-24), Dom W (-23), and Neil M (-21)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Round of 16 2nd leg games kick off in Week 4!

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Round of 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

PAS Cup 2022:

1st Round Proper games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Interesting!

 

We had 7 successful jokers! 3 hammerings! 8 away wins! 3 close games! And 4 “heartbreakers”!

One won their game with 17 points & one lost their game with 32 points!

 

Congrats to those who made through!

 

Full results can be found here

Last Sixteen draw to follow…soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the ready sorted…Dave Crisp!

 

And Another Thing:

All but one of the payments have come in – thank you all! I’ll leave you all alone now  : )

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 2 round up

 The national outdoor advertising campaign is going well…

 

 

Money:

I’m on my first holiday in all them years so I’m just a little blissed out… here are the numbers!

Three players scored 30 points or more.

One isn’t real (well they are, but they’re not in PAS terms)

Tony M & Pete H narrowly missed out to Predictz 33 (6) so that means a homeless person will be getting £20 this week (if I can find one in Cornwall!) – isn’t PAS just lovely sometimes!

 

 

Losing My Way:

We were meant to leave MCR on Friday, but no. Saturday we waited 2 hours at Piccadilly but all the trains got cancelled. Sunday we got the 10.30 train that terminated in Shrewsbury. We finally got to Newquay, via Newport & Bristol, at 21.30. Then there was no heating or hot water…here’s the numbers!

15 players scored fifteen points or less.

Seven didn’t get a correct score.

One didn’t make double figures…

Sam Arora 9 (0) you are this week’s whipping boy!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Oh my…most popular score was Blackpool’s 1-1 draw at Cardiff City – 26 of youse got that!

 

Twelve just knew Doncaster would score against Sheff Wed for a 1-3

5 nailed Stoke 2 Birmingham 2

Patricia F, Norman L & Debbie L had Liverpool’s 3-1 win over Norwich

Matthew M & Dan C somehow stumbled on Leeds 2 Man Utd 4 (how????)

Luke S saw his typo come good on the game at Dundee Utd

Luke S (again) nabbed the form book upsetting, Fulham 1 Huddersfield 2

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Best Correct Score of the Season, goes to Patricia Fernandez for her-I-just-knew-Spurs-would-come-good-for-me-one-day inspired, Man City 2 Spurs 3!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Sam Osmond was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 1 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

He won…sort’ve!

“Sam’s playing it safe with this week’s bet – Liverpool, Man City and Celtic to win…”
yep, nope & yep (just) – when you go safe, you need all three to come in folks!

 

So, £0.93 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd – not the best start, but it’s a start!

 

 

Gareth Morgan & Mike Krasnowski are at 60th this week….Mike was first out the hat though!

 

Mr K, I need your Canadian flavoured 3 team treble by Friday, please!

 

Will you go ice hockey?…no pressure!

 

 

Table News:

 

Disco Yes:

Simon Lindquist stays top, 4 points ahead of Anders H who in turn is six points ahead of Tony M in third…

 

Six crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

South Of The River:

Gary Blackburne remains rooted to the bottom, three points behind Alex R, who in turn is 2 points off Paul H

 

 

Beautiful Escape:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 49 places is Predictz – honourable mentions go to Pete H (+29), Rich  L (+25), Kate S (+25), Andy C (+25), Damian H (+22), and Tony M (+20)

 

Wake Up This Day:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 33 places are Sam Arora & John Jennings – dishonourable mentions go to Neil O (-31), Pete C (-26), Frankie F (-24), Matthew S (-22), Bijay L (-21), and John K (-20)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Round of Sixteen 1st leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Interesting!

 

We had 6 successful jokers! 4 hammerings! 3 away wins! And, 1 draw!

One won their game with 21 points & one lost their game with 20 points!

 

All to play for in the 2nd legs then…

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Round of 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! 1st round is next week!

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

1st Round Proper – Week 3
Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the inseparable…Pete Clarke & Jack Buxton!

 

And Another Thing:

A lot of the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 1 round up

 Jack The Lad didn’t muddy the waters last season…can you take his crown?

 

 

Believe:

We’re back! With a bang!

No, not Arsenal again – PAS!

Although given the sharpness of this update, I could’ve waxed lyrical about “trusting the process” and how karma works (Granit! Jose is on the phone…) and gone into the absurdness of that new handball rule <sniggers, thinking of OT…>

 

But I won’t…

I’ll cut to the chase as it was all about the Swedes this week – and, they deserve a break from pillaging, right?

One Viking quite clearly not in the long boat this weekend was Simon Lindquist 47 (6) who deftly mashed a compatriot just like Hagar The Horrible!

Poor Anders H has Bournemouth’s Siriki Dembele to growl at for denying him a weekly win courtesy of that 95th minute goal in Blackpool.

 

 

So, congrats Mr L, £20 winging its way back to you ASAP – should secure you one of those natty horned helmets that your ancestors didn’t actually wear…*cheeky tongue out emoji*

 

 

Polyesterday:

Did you score 30 points + this week? Wow, we’re in awe…

Thirty one of you managed that, but 10 punters couldn’t manage more than 15 points this week  – and eleven couldn’t muster a correct score!

Shocking.

Not as shocking as Mr 2-0 though eh?

Ahem…

Five disciples of the blanket score also not feeling any joy are Tom Wooldridge-Stevens, Paul Henshaw, Neil Critchlow , Alex Rossi & Dan Hogwood  9 (0).

@Dan – you’re suspended from your duties pending a Board enquiry… *rolls eyes emoji*

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

That, mis amigos, is a strong start…most popular score was Bournemouth’s late late 1-2 win over Blackpool– 23 of youse got that!

 

Twenty one had Celtic’s merciless deconstruction of Raith Rovers

19 just knew Norwich wouldn’t score against Man City for a 0-4

Sixteen were well away with the 1-3 away win for Hibs

13 got West Ham’s “Desmond”(RIP) with Leicester City

Eleven were all over the Scottish Cup 0-3 to Dundee

9 doffed a cap to Rangers’ 0-3 deconstruction of Annan Athletic

Four had Swansea’s 3-1 win over Bristol City

John J, Justin C & Dom W banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Forest & Stoke

Jason M, Paul C & Predictz got the dull-all at that bus stop in Hounslow

David G & Rowan M celebrated the bore draw between Port Vale & Northampton

Mark J B & Tim P got Birmingham 3 Luton 0

George T was grateful for the 0-1 Liverpool win over Burnley

David G (again!) turned up WBA 0 Sheff Utd 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Luke S secretly had his prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at the Kirklees Stadium

David G (again! again!) believed in Fat Frank. A 3-0 kinda belief…

I said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for my little brother approving Portsmouth 4 Doncaster 0

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and therefore Best Correct Score of the Season, goes to Pete Clarke for his I-just-knew-there-was-a-nine-pointer-on-offer inspired, Reading 2 Coventry City 3!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, we’ve failed quite spectacularly in the last few seasons on this – actually, we’ve always failed.

But last season, we did alright. Welllllll, alright(ish)…

So!

We’re being brave and we’re gonna stick with it to see how we go!

How?

Whoever is on the “Bet of the Week” position for the following week will be asked to provide a treble selection so we can place the allocated £3 for the bet.

The winnings will stay on that slot and collected by the lucky person residing there at the end of Week 13.

Got that? No?!

OK…

The person on 83rd will make the selections for Week 2, the person on 60th in Week 2 will make the selections for Week 3,the person on 45th in Week 3 will make the selections for Week 4 and the person on 33rd in Week 4 will make the selections for Week 5 and back round again to 83rd…yeah?!

Good.

So, youngster Sam Osmond is first up. (ask your Dad first Sam!)

Sammy, I need your 3 selections by Friday please! It can be a home, away or draw. It doesn’t have to be football! It can be horses! Or dogs! Or fighting crickets! But not cricket…that’s a step too far!

Let’s get off to a winning start for a change.

No pressure lad…

 

 

Table News:

It’s Week 1 – it is what it is! Click here for the full table

Please be aware we lost quite a few players but we can still gain some more (thanks to those of you who recruited the newbies this season – love youse!) – so if you know anyone out there who wants to get involved, put them in touch!

It’s never too late…they’ll get a, ahem<cough>, respectable Mr 2-0 9pts for Week 1 to boot!

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Round of 16 1st leg games kick off in Week 2!

The draw was made (we couldn’t afford Frankie’s appearance fees for a “live” What’s App draw now she’s a TikTok sensation…soz) and…

…here is the draw!

The girls stuck together and the families stayed apart!

 

Champions League Last Sixteen
Andy Chesworth v Simon Buxton
Neil Critchlow v George Triantafillou
Ben McKeown v Paul Vinson
Kate Slee v Samantha Randall
Jack Buxton v Peter Morley
Joanne McKeown v Lily Templeton
Sam Arora v Richard Hirst
Lee Ford v Olly Osmond

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Round of 16 1st leg – Week 2
Round of 16 2nd leg – Week 4
Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

PAS Cup 2022: Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! 1st round is on Week 3…

The draw was made (we couldn’t afford Frankie’s appearance fees for a “live” What’s App draw now she’s a TikTok sensation…soz) and…

…here is the draw!

We have the “BFF” derby, a Toon derby, one kid playing her Godfather and the other kid with a chance to knock out the League Champion!

 

PAS Cup 1st Round Proper
Simon Buxton v Peter Morley
Gareth Morgan v John Jennings
Reagon Karki v Hira Yonzan
Scott Harrison v Pete Britton
David Goggin v Neil Meredith
Chris Dixon v Dom Webber
Ryan Graves v Mark Seels
Jazz Sian v Mike Krasnowski
Rich Lee v Andy Kelly
Lee Ford v Simon Lindquist
Ben McKeown v Kate Slee
Neil Templeton v Ben Hogwood
Jason Morris v Samantha Randall
Lily Templeton v Olly Osmond
Matthew Murphy v Pete Hawdon
Jack Buxton v Luke Stafford

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

1st Round Proper – Week 3
Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the Don Dada…Nick Hogwood!

 

And Another Thing:

A lot of the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab