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“Frankie”:
Me: Franx, you’ve got to do your scores
FF: I’m hungover…
Me: Ummmm – don’t drink Baby Guinness and white wine and cider then?
FF: Leave me alone!
Me: You’ve got to do your scores…
FF: Can’t that AI idiot do them again?
Me: No, it’s rubbish – it thought Man City would lose the other week cos KDB was injured…
FF: Can’t your girlfriend do them for me?
Me: lol! She thought her local team were called High Wycombe Wanderers – let’s say it’s not her “forte”…
FF: Well, you didn’t get one score right when you did my BotW the other week!
Me: Alright! Keep it down! I’ll ask her…
GF: Yeah, i’ll do it!
Me: Do you want to see a league table?
GF: No! I’ll just go with my instinct!
Me: ooooooo-kayyyy – this is going to be fun!
GF: Just get on with it!
Me: …nearly done all the Saturday ones now – Sunderland v Arsenal?
GF: 2-3
ME: <snigger>You know we haven’t let a goal in for 8 games, right?
GF: No, I didn’t, but you’re letting in two today, matey…
But for a heroic block by ex-Gooner Dan Ballard in the 95th minute, that would have been 10 more points added to this minor miracle!
Yep, Frankie Fernandez 45 (7) somehow waltzed off with this week’s £20 prize!
For the record, thirty-six people managed 30 points or more and 7 of those got to forty points & beyond.
Ben H can quite rightly curse Brentford, as can Olly O, who was doubly denied by Celtic.
…who also stopped Richard H from having a share of the spoils.
Football, eh?!
Congrats hija, I know someone who’d love a Hugo Spritz for services rendered.
The Sugared Seven
Assists –
M de Ligt
J Cullen
J James (90+2) – Leicester City
“Lost In Music”:
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Eighteen players didn’t score more than 15 points.
Five did not get a correct score! (John J…mate!)
Rotten.
On a positive note, we had another week where everyone got into double figures.
That left David Goggin, Lee Potts & Laura Harrison 11 (0) in a huddle.
At the bottom.
Punks!
Correct Score of the Week:
Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Chelsea’s 3-0 win over Wolves – 29 of youse got that!
29 more revelled in the schadenfreude of Man Yoo’s late late show at Spurs. Oh, how we guffawed…
Fifteen doffed a cap to Celtic’s 4-0 deconstruction of Killy
8 made of with 5 points courtesy of Barnet 2 MK Dons 2
Eight more were very grateful for the 3-1 Saints win over the Owls
6 were all over the 0-3 to Rangers at Dundee
Five said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Nottm Forest 3 Leeds 1
Martin S, Neil O & Mike K lapped up the injury time joy of Brentford 3 Newcastle 1
Paul H, Predictz & Dickie H got the dull-all at Bramhall Lane
Frankie F, Pete B & Norman L made us all green by happening upon West Ham 3-2 Burnley
Paul C & Andy B got the 4 goal demolition of Port Vale by Bolton
Luke S believed in Citeh. A 3-0 kinda belief…
Martin S (again!) had his secret prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at Selhurst Park
Sam W just knew St Mirren wouldn’t score against Hibs for a 0-3
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Howard Thomas for his four-to-floor-let’s-‘ave-it inspired, Hull City 3 Portsmouth 2!
Bet of the Week:
Sam A was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 6 so we asked him to provide a treble (that’s a home, an away and a draw) selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.
And guess what?!
Oooof – wipe out!
Hull City (H) – just!
Mighty Leeds (A) – noooo…it’s not 1974!
Espanyol/Villareal (D) – uh-uh, Villareal got real…
So, £0 goes on the “Bet of the Week” slot, 60th, leaving it on £2.90 – needs working on!
Eddie Osborne is in 45th
Mr O, I need your 3 team treble (H, A & D) by Thurssay please! Or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday… no rush!
Let’s get the International Week party started!
Table News:
“We Are Family”:
Neil Templeton moves up two places to the summit, 2 points ahead of his daughter Lily T, who, in turn, is three correct scores clear of Paul C in third.
I think this is shaping up to be the closest race for the PAS title we’ve ever had – bring it!
Three crashed the Top Ten.
“Thinking Of You”:
Laura Harrison is still in the basement slot, now 9 points adrift of (the absent) Dan H, who, in turn, is two points behind Mark J B…
Is he still trying to get that banner to green & yellow, Dave?!
“(s)He’s The Greatest Dancer”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places, is Francesca Fernandez – honourable mentions go to Ben H (+26), Richard H (+25), Olly O (+25), Neil O (+31), David M (+21), Julian F (+29) and Howard T (+22)
“Mama Never Told Me”:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 28 places, is David Goggin – dishonourable mentions go to Tim P (-25), Gareth M (-21), Rowan M (-26), and Mark S (-23).
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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2025/26:
Matchday 4 Group games kick off in Week 8!
If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!
Full fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12
PAS Cup 2026:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2026 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is only…Norman Lee!
And Another Thing:
OMG! We’re ONLY four points clear!
Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!
It’s still bubbling up nicely…
PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: PPW6JE)
Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!
Wanna join?
Why?
Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.
Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying. obvs) & hopefully we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games (spoiler: we don’t)
We will crush any “hilarious reels” though…
Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!
Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])
Cheers,
Pab