PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’24 Week 5 round up

Dropped a bol ball…

 

 

 

Check Out My New Jesus:

Well, that was some week, eh?! I did plan to rave & gush but I think it’s all been said already (thank you, Chris Wilder!) so I’ll keep my counsel like the good host I am…

In a week where we only had 29 games again due to “the curse of Barrow”, it proved really good for most. (please note: that I pulled up short on saying “wheelie good” there…)

Twenty four people managed 30 points or more and five of them cracked the 40 point threshold. And, three of them were in with a shout for the £20 prize…right to the end.

Debbie L went close and must be rueing missing predictions on 5 games, especially as Fulham’s late goal denied her a win!

Maffew W reminded us he’s still in the building, smashing home that 10 pointer, a correct score from St Mirren’s 96th & 97th goals, and another courtesy of Newcastle’s 92nd minute 3rd…

But is it ironic that his beloved ‘Ammers scoring an unnecessary third in the 95th minute was the reason that done him? (please note: I made nothing of the fact ironic has “iron” in it…)

So that left a newbie to take full advantage of beginner’s luck.

With correct scores raining in thanks to Arsenal, Erling Haaland, Aston Villa and the scourge of Neil Warnock, we witnessed a sensational victory.

 

Yep, debutant Louis Williams 47 (6) can count his lucky stars and will no doubt buy his mate Harry H a pint…as he introduced him to PAS! You will right? Shurely…

Well done Louis, winnings coming your way very soon – bravo young man!

 

 

 

 

 

Dosed & Became Invisible:

If you weren’t stuck in the middle this week, you were stuck in the mire. With me.

6 of us ended up with fifteen points or less.

Three did not record a correct score.

On a brighter note, everyone had a double-digit return!

However, the King is dead…

Jazz Sian 12(0) you regally crossed the line of shame…

All hail!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Yeah, yeah, don’t rub it in…most popular score was WBA’s 2-1 win over Coventry City – 32 of us got that!

 

Twenty had Tottenham’s 3-1 win over Paliss

17 were grateful to Erling for the 3-1 City win in the derby

Sixteen got Brentford’s “Desmond” with Chelsea

14 made us all green by happening upon Luton 2-3 Aston Villa

Nine were on that cloud after Arsenal’s 0-6 shellacking of Sheffield Utd

5 got the dull-all at Deepdale

Five more landed on the two-two in Dundee. The wrong side of Dundee, btw…

4 got the 1-3 Reading win against Carlisle Utd

Four more felt Fergie vibes when those 91st & 95th minute goals secured a 5 pointer 1-3 for West Ham at Everton

Matt W, Paul C & Damian W got Newcastle 3 Wolves 0

My mum & Rukesh K saw their typos come good on the game at Leicester!

Chris D was all alone with Bristol City 0 Cardiff City 1

Lily T doesn’t care about who dropped a ball where  – she landed Forest 0 Liverpool 1

Paul C (again!) lapped up the injury time joy of Fulham 3 Brighton 0

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Rukesh Koju for his I-might-have-only-got-two-scores-right-but-just-look-at-them! inspired, Rangers 1 Motherwell 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

I was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 3 so I asked myself to provide a 3 team selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

I went for a south London special but also went with feeling over thinking…

AFC Wimbledon to beat Franchise Scum FC – yes! In the 94th minute! And back at Plough Lane!

Palace to win at Spurs – after an hour it was looking good…

Sutton to win at Tranmere – still in with a shout up to 86 minutes…

Lesson learned?

Good will overcome. Wombles are good!

Spurs spoil everything for everyone always.

Sutton (and its people) are never to be trusted. I hope they go down…

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – sorry…

 

 

Chris Dixon is at 83rd this week….

 

Mr D, I need your 3 team selection by Friday morning, please!

 

 

Let’s hope you do better than moi…

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

1:

Roshan Thepa moves up to the top spot, 2 points ahead of Louis W who, in turn, is three points ahead of Matt W in third…

 

 

Four crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

Alzheimers:

Thomas Stafford stays in the basement slot, five points behind Neil C who, in turn, is nine points adrift of Rukesh K

 

 

 

 

 

 

You’re So Good:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 31 places is Andy Chesworth – honourable mentions go to Rob C (+22), Dickie H (+23), Damian W (+23), Ben McK (+25), and David G (+27).

 

 

 

 

Transformation Fantasy:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places are Anders Hoglund & Rowan Marriott – dishonourable mentions go to El Presidente (-25), and Jazz S (-24).

 

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2023/24:

Quarter Final 1st leg games kick off in Week 6!
Here’s the draw…

PAS Champions League Quarter Finals

Olly Osmond (B1) v Harry Hopper (H2)

Ric Pardoe (C2) v Neil Osborne (B2)

Richard Hirst (G1) v Kate Slee (E2)

Andy Fowler (C1) v Ben Hogwood (E1)

 

PAS CL Group & finishing position in brackets
If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘24)

 

 

PAS Cup 2024:

Last Sixteen games kick off in Week 7!
Here’s the draw…

PAS Cup Last Sixteen

Ric Pardoe (25) v Andy Fowler (1)

Pab (16) v Paul Vinson (26)

Harry Hopper (3) v Jazz Sian (22)

Elliot Davy (18) v Richard Hirst (4)

Kate Slee (8) v Olly Osmond (11)

Sam Osmond (17) v Pawan GC (9)

Rich Lee (24) v Emma Tudor (6)

Jamie Sellers (5) v Pete Britton (20)

 

PAS W23 league position in brackets
If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Full results, fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘24)

PAS Euro 2024:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2024 (with benefits!) you will have to finish in the Top 24 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the inseparable, Elliot Davy & Lily Templeton!

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2024-25:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2024-25 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the equally inseparable, Richard Hirst & Neil Meredith!

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

That’s how you celebrate!

 

 

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league! (No. You really do!)

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: KCTRQ3)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab