PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’23 Week 8 round up

“Dock…”

 

 

 

Blitzkrieg Bop:

Usually, if you finish behind Mr 2-0 you can rightfully feel a little hard done-by.

You put in all that effort to hone “that winning total” only to find if you hadn’t bothered, you would have saved yourself, oooh, 15 minutes and gained at the same time.

This week, there was mucho consternation about the aforementioned “Mr” as the 2-0 scorelines rolled in over the 6 day International Week.

“How dare he!”, “It’s an outrage!” “It’s not fair!” hollered various Mr Angry’s from Purley, Portrush and, erm, Potsdam.

Well, fear not people, he (alongside his 6 followers) didn’t win, so do not feel hard done-by getting beat by a 38 point haul!

 

Twenty-six PASers scored more than 30 points this week…

Dave C finally found his mojo and went close, Paul F, who continues to impress, also went close and Ben H nearly did it with only 3 correct scores (imagine!)

But it was all decided by one 90th minute Leandro Trossard goal.

Andy F, like his beloved Toffees, was cruelly robbed of points…and those eight that escaped denied him a hat-trick of weekly £20 prizes (blimey!)

That same goal gifted Justin Corliss 42 (4) the 9 point correct score he needed to take him clear of the chasing pack…

 

Bravo Mr C, I suggest getting a few Leffes in to celebrate! Hic!

 

 

 

 

The KKK Took My Baby Away:

Do you wish you had settled for the default score this week?

10 punters didn’t get a correct score.

Only two scored less than 15 points!

And those two are had-in-hand propping up the rest.

 

Who?

Bijay Lama & Max Morgan 14 (0)

 

Go easy on yerselves boys…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Scores were there to be had, but not many were got…most popular score was Wales’ 1-1 draw with Turkey – 16 of youse got that!

 

Fifteen just knew Gibraltar wouldn’t score against the Netherlands for a 0-6

14 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Belgium 5 Azerbaijan 0

Thirteen had Hugary’s 3-1 win over Montenegro

11 grateful for the 3-1 Spanish win over Georgia

Mark S, Simon Linds & Norman L got the 1-3 Spain win in Cyprus

Matthew S got Netherlands 1 Ireland 0

Pete B decided to deploy catenaccio to reap the rewards from Ukraine v Italy. And he did…

Andy F landed on the two-two in Georgia for Scotland.

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Danny Bushell for his there’s-no-14-0-showboating-going-on-here inspired, Greece 2 France 2!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Simon Lindsay was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 6 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

He failed but went pretty close…

 

“three winners you need so I’ll go (all Sunday games) – Hungary, Bulgaria and Norway.”

 

yes

no (but 8 mins from landing a 12/1 shot!)

and

no (those pesky Scots!)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving it on £4.77 – maybe next time…

 

 

Martin Stafford  is at 33rd this week

 

Snr Stafford, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

 

I’m expecting great things from you M!

 

 

Table News:

 

Baby, I Love You:

Andy Fowler storms to the summit, a big 9 points ahead of Olly O who, in turn, is five points ahead of Gareth M in third.

 

 

Three crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

I Wanna Be Sedated:

Mike Krasnowski stays anchored to the bottom, 7 points off Julian F, who, in turn, is four points adrift of Danny A

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rock n Roll High School:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 28 places is Ben Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Justin C (+27), Dave C (+22), Sam O (+22), Orla McKeown (+22), and Neil M (+20).

 

 

 

 

Teenage Lobotomy:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Bijay Lama – dishonourable mentions go to Max M (-19), Simon B (-19), Roshan T (-17), Matthew S (-18) and Hira Y (-17).

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Group Stages 2023/24:

Matchday 4 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Brutal!

We had 15 successful jokers! 4 hammerings! 1 close game! 1 heartbreaker! 8 away wins! And, 1 draw!

One won their game with 23 points & 1 lost theirs with 32 points!

 

Getting into the run in now…

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2024:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2024 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the smug Stockport supporter…Ric Pardoe!

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

“After the David Beckham Netflix documentary, there was a 6.4% increase in long shots in the Premier League.”

 

“The last weekend of domestic matches saw every team in the Spanish football top tier score a goal. Something which hasn’t happened since 1960.”

 

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: KCTRQ3)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab