PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’23 Week 5 round up

Horror Show…

 

 

 

Voodoo Idol:

Twelve bods scored thirty points or more in a “really good correct score for most” kinda week.

Rich L, Lee T & John K showed out but couldn’t quite sustain the pace over the 30 games and newcomer Elliot D pushed hard along with oldskooler Ben McK…

Neil T, replicating his white-hot “Super 6” form, benefitted from a last minute goal at Palace AND the TWO added-on-time goals at Ibrox.

Add to that, the ubiquitous 3-0 to Liverpool and an impressive 9 points from Elland Road, and it seemed his star was destined to shine.

However, in a cruel twist of (last minute goal) fate, Plymouth’s 91st consolation at Ipswich proved fatal to his quest for the £20 prize…

Step up then David Goggin 42 (5), who definitely DID profit from the aforementioned Argyle goal.

And five minutes later, Super Tomi’s 5th (yesssss, I booed cos I had 4-0…) for the Arse gave him another 9 points!

And if you wondering if this was all a bit of a fluke, I think the fact that Mr G had 4-4 for the Motherwell game tells you he was properly tuned in this week…

 

Congrats D – go buy a pumpkin!

 

 

 

Garbageman:

Time to howl at the moon…

9 punters didn’t make it to 16 points this week.

8 didn’t manage a correct score.

Despite getting to double figures, Matthew Murphy 11 (0) is this week’s ghoulie – boo!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

The gravy train is still in the station folks…most popular score was Liverpool’s 3-0 win over Forest – 30 of us got that!

 

Ten obviously guessed Villa would beat Luton 3-1

9 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Arsenal 5 Sheff Utd 0

Seven had Southampton’s 3-1 win over Birmingham

5 got Watford’s last gasp “Desmond” with Millwall

Five more just knew Norwich would score against Sunderland for a 3-1

Darren McC, John K & Simon B revelled in the schadenfreude of Pep’s latest mauling

Rich L, Ryan G & Dom W nailed Wolves 2 Toon 2

Simon Lindq, David G & Howard T said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Ipswich 3 Plymouth 2

Paul V & Rowan M banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Oxford & Wycombe

Neil T & Paul F somehow stumbled on Leeds 4 Huddersfield 1 (how????)

Stephen P was all over the 0-2 to Dundee at Livingston

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Dave Nicklin for his I-did-my-scores-after-my-ticking-off-and-now-everyone-will-think-i-fixed-it inspired, St Mirren 4 St Johnstone 0!

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dom Webber was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 4 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

Another “winner”!

 

“All from National League North…
Tamworth to beat Scarborough – correct!
Scunthorpe to beat Bishops Stortford – correct!
And massively against the odds….
Darlington to beat Spennymoor – correct, they didn’t!

So, £1.70 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – unlucky Dom, better than owt. And fair play for going left-field!

 

 

George Triantafilou is at 83rd this week

 

Jorge, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

Are you going to treat us to an Aussie Rules selection? Or should I just send you £3 to go on the pokies?!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

The Way I Walk:

Olly Osmond remains top, 2 points ahead of Gareth M who, in turn, is four points ahead of Andy F in third.

 

 

Three crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

Aloha From Hell:

Julian Fernandez is still bottom (birthday luck incoming bro?!), now 8 points off Danny A, who, in turn, is three points away from Mike K…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 39 places is David Goggin – honourable mentions go to Ben McK (+34), Lee T (+26), Rich L (+29), and Tony M (+25).

 

 

 

 

Goo Goo Muck:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 31 places is Matthew Murphy – dishonourable mentions go to Will O (-28), Rob C (-22), Martin S (-23), and Nick H (-21)

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Group Stages 2023/24:

Matchday 3 next week…

 

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2024:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2024 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the Cheshire Gareth Barry…Andy Chesworth!

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

 

Faf is a legend!

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: KCTRQ3)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab