“Build a rocket boys!”
This week in 2015...
“Imagine one of your best mates got sacked from a Championship side at the behest of some chicken frying clowns – you’d be gutted, right?
Imagine if, in the same week, you managed to record the WORST score EVER in PAS history!
Double gutted?
Triple gutted??!
Embarrassed even?
That’s exactly what happened to our favourite Polski PAS son, Rowan Marriott 4 (0) this week – imagine??!
Surely, a punt on the Lottery can do no harm now can it Row…”
This week…
“Imagine one of your best mates is sitting atop the Scottish Championship with a city famous for its comic clowns (we won’t mention their up-to-1983 policy on Catholics..) – you’d be made up, right?
Imagine if, in the same week, you managed to record your SECOND weekly win in the same season in your PAS history EVER!
Double made up?
Triple joy??!
Boastful even?
That’s exactly what happened to our favourite Polski PAS son, Rowan Marriott 41 (6) this week – imagine??!
Surely, you feel like you’ve won the Lottery Row…”
Another £20 coming your way then fella!
Oh. And…
12 people scored thirty points or more this week – Charlie H & Darren McC went close and, were it not for a 93rd minute goal for Plymouth, a resurgent Paul H would have taken the spoils…oooof!
“The Loneliness Of A Tower Crane Driver”:
A proper barren Week 9 for most, with lots only notching 1 correct score in a “twenty odd points” kinda week.
Nineteen only managed no more than 15 points or less.
5 with no correct scores.
Two got a single digit tally.
Bottom of the pile then, were Lily Templeton & Suman Kaflee 9 (0) – if you’re still here in eight years time mind…
Correct Score of the Week:
Pah!…most popular score was Toon’s 1-2 win at Brentford – 22 of youse got that!
Eighteen(!) thrilled at the thrilling Celtic 3 Rangers 2
12 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Morecambe 1 Plymouth 3
Twelve somehow stumbled on Southampton 1 Man City 4 (how????)
8 snaffled up the 5 points served up by Liverpool & Arsenal
Reagon K was all over the 0-2 to St Mirren at Hearts
John J got the 1-2 Robins win over Stoke
Paul C was well away with the 0-2 away win for Norwich at Blackburn
Will O just knew Blackpool would score against Cardiff for a 1-3
Jason M got the dull-all at The New Den
However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Charlie Harris for his I-love-Colin-and-his-pints-of-raw-eggs inspired, Watford 2 Huddersfield 3!
Bet of the Week:
Dilip Adhikari was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8 so we asked him (again) to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.
And guess what?!
It was a no show – again!
Obviously, something lost in translation or people really don’t read this far down…imagine?!
So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking it to £8.03 – noice!
Matthew Murphy is at 83rd this week….
Mathaus, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!
Don’t let me down, son!
Table News:
Dan Wayman stays top, now a big big 22 points ahead of Paul H who, in turn, is two points ahead of Neil M in third…he’s on for a title defence, y’know!
Three crashed the Top Ten!
Patricia Fernandez stays in last place, a big big sixteen points behind Howard T who, in turn, is 7 points off Lily T…she’s on for a wooden spoon defence, y’know!
“Starlings”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Darren McCarthy – honourable mentions go to Rowan M (+19), Charlie H (+18), Kate S (+19), Andy C (+21), and Jason M (+15).
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 23 places is Suman Kaflee – dishonourable mentions go to Dan C (-16), Dilip A (-19), Danny A (-16), Matt W (-20), Mark S (-17), and Norman L (-17)
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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:
Semi Final 1st leg games kick off in Week 10!
The draw has been made…
Dan Wayman v Matt Murphy
Ben McKeown v Ben Hogwood
Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)
PAS Cup 2023:
Quarter Final games went ahead this week…
It. Was. Conclusive!
We had 2 successful jokers! 1 really successful jokers! 1 hammering! And, 2 away wins!
One won their game with 21 points & one lost their game with 29 points!
Congrats to those who made it through…you’re one game away from the Final!
Losing QFers, your prize money will be with you ASAP.
The Semi Finals draw will happen soon…
Full fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)
PAS Champions League 2023-24:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, our classical Canary…Ben Hogwood!
And Another Thing:
I can only assume the Holmesdale Fanatics “influenced” the team at Stockley Park for the game at Spurs on Saturday…WTAF?!
Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!
Wanna join?
Why?
Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.
Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.
We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…
Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!
Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])
Cheers,
Pab