PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’23 Week 4 round up

 “Seven! (97′)”

 

 

 

 

M.E.:

Nine bods notched 30 points or more and there was a proper bun fight for top spot with 4 contesting the spoils of the week.

Suman K is probably regretting putting St Mirren to beat Celtic and Reagon K nearly went from “zero” to “hero” only to be let down by Everton & Fulham at the death…

So, you’d think nailing the frankly outrageous 3-2 west London derby win for Brentford would deffo seal a weekly win…

 

Well, you would wouldn’t you?

Unfortunately not this time.

 

A GNeville-esque gaff of missing the Friday night/Saturday morning predicting action actually produced 3 correct scores from 4 games as Dan Clarke 35 (5) exploited the “on-trend” Mr 2-0 to take the £20 prize!

If it’s any consolation to the rest of us, he had an agonising 9 minute wait hoping Celtic didn’t score again against 10 men St Mirren…

 

You’re right, it’s all the more galling isn’t it.

 

 

 

 

 

Everyday I Die:

If your name is Tony & you’re Yanited through &  through (have you noticed that the “&” is on the same key as “7”?!) you may want to run and hide.

Seventeen got less than 15 points in a pretty dire week with fifteen not even getting a correct score.

But propping up the rest was Tony Morris 10 (0)

“Sit here, shut up and listen to Dan C celebrating…”

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t you do well…most popular score was Chelsea’s 1-0 win over Dirty Leeds – 18 of youse got that!

 

 

Seven were well away with the 1-3 away win for Aberdeen at Dundee Utd

6 made us all green by happening upon Hearts 3-0 St Johnstone

Five(!) thrilled at the thrilling Brentford 3 Fulham 2

4 nabbed the form book upsetting Morecambe 0 Bolton 0

Four more were grateful for the 3-1 Rangers win over Kilmarnock

Martin S, Predictz & Lisa W thanked the Lord for PNE discovering their stalemate credentials at Watford

Rowan M & John K  celebrated like Walsall at Highbury in ’83 after that 3-2 at The Emirates in ’23

Reagon K snaffled up the 5 points served up by the nil-nil at Blackpool

Jasper M said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Brighton 4 West Ham 0

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Dan Clarke for his Ivan-Toney-gave-me-the-nod inspired, St Mirren 1 Celtic 5!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Pete Clarke was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

Oooops…

 

Middlesbrough – wham!
Sunderland – damn!
Tranmere – oh, man…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – this isn’t going well, is it?

 

Sam Osmond is at 33rd this week….

 

Little Sam, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! (ask your Dad first!)

 

We NEED a winner though…

 

No pressure son!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Table News:

The Joy Circuit:

Dan Wayman stays top, 8 points ahead of Simon Linds who, in turn, is one point ahead of Paul F in third…

 

Five crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

This Wreckage:

Patricia Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom (maybe turning 84 this week will bring you the wisdom of reading league tables & current form…), nine points behind Paul V who, in turn, is 2 points off Deepak B

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tracks:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places is Dan Clarke – honourable mentions go to Pete B (+28), Suman K (+30), Matt M (+24), John K (+23), and Reagon K (+31)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Down In The Park:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 27 places is Ben McKeown – dishonourable mentions go to Sam A (-25), Olly O (-24), Andy F (-21), Paul H (-26), Jason M (-24), and Andy C (-23)

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

Round of Sixteen 2nd leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Decisive!

 

We had 7 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 2 hammerings! 2 close games! 0 away wins (again! what’s going on?!)! And, 1 draw!

One won their game with 16 points & one lost their game with 21 points!

 

Congrats to our Quarter Finalists…you’re in the money!

 

The draw will take place this weekend…

 

Fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6
Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8
Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Last Sixteen is on Week 7.

The draw will be made after the one replay we have in Week 5…

 

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 7
Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the not Scouse but deffo Chelsea… Darren McCarthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab