Yes mate! Exactly what we think of non-PAsers…
“Golden”:
So many sob stories out there this week – “I got the most results right this week without a single correct score – waaaaaah!” & “I hate PAS” & “the week I don’t leave it to Mr 2-0 and look what happens…” were just a few.
If you were part of our ever entertaining What’s App group, you’d be all too familiar with woes of “unnecessary (usually last minute) goals” etc. too…
But before you (we, actually) feel sorry for yourself though, be aware only 27 people scored more than 20 points in Week 2…yep, silver linings n all that.
Anyway,
Only one of our parish scored 30 points or more. * gritted teeth emoji *
Any significant challengers?
Paul F was an inspired newbie, The Hogwoods pushed on en masse, The King flirted with the weekly prize, Paul V used his Super 6 as a springboard, Sam O led the Under-5s charge and Ben McK must have thought it was all on after “Wor Mitro” monstered a last minute header for a bumper 9 pointer!
However, after smashing in a 2-0 at Ashton Gate where I was confidently, patiently awaiting a 2-1 (Bristol City ALWAYS concede in the last minute!!!), Ric Pardoe 33 (6) sneaked away with the £20 prize all thanks to not actually predicting 3 of Sunday’s games and the aforementioned default score seeing him over the line…
Congrats Ricardo, going with your head rather than heart on the Stockport game really paid off too mate!
“You Got Me”:
Gawd! A raft of casualties this week…actually, it was complete carnage.
Thirty two punters failed to reach the 15 points mark.
Thirteen (!) didn’t register a correct score. * Miguel Almiron emoji *
A Famous Five didn’t make double figures (Timmy did though!)
Martin Stafford 7 (0) magnanimously spared the blushes of the other four by literally being on the beach on his jollies without a (PAS) care in the world…
At least you’re above the scousers now though Mr S…
Correct Score of the Week:
Wow…most popular score was Everton’s 1-1 draw with Nottm Forest– 17 of youse got that!
Sixteen were well away with the 0-3 away win for Arsenal
5 saw their typos come good on the game at Old Trafford
Five more got the dull-all at Deepdale
4 lapped up the injury time joy of Fulham 3 Brentford 2
Anders H, Darren McC & my Mum thrilled at the thrilling Palace 3 Villa 1
Mike K & Orla McK (welcome!) landed on the two-two in Edinburgh. The right side of Edinburgh…
Sam O got the 0-2 Seagulls win over West Ham
Ben H was all over the Green nil-three to Plymouth at The New Lawn Stadium
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Justin Corliss for his I-love-a-greasy-chip-butty inspired, Sheffield Utd 3 Blackburn 0!
Bet of the Week:
Dan Clarke was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 1 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.
And guess what?!
He went for a Friday night dinner, and…
Yes!
“Monchengladbach to beat Hertha Berlin- aaaahhhhhh, yes
Lyon to beat Troyes – aaaahhhhhhhh, yes
Millwall to draw at Norwich” – ooooooh, no
So, £1.51 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd – it’s a start!
Richard Hirst is at 60th this week….
Tricky, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday lunchtime, please!
They can be any choice you want btw – BTTS? Goalscorers? A mixture??!
They don’t even have to be football! Horses? American Football? Golf?? Strictly??! Actually…
Table News:
“Hate On Me”: Hira Yonzan stays top 2 points ahead of Andy K who, in turn, is five points ahead of debutant Paul F in third.
Five crashed the Top Ten.
“A Long Walk”: Ooops! Eddie Osborne remains bottom of the pile four points behind Chris D who, in turn, is 1 point off Damian H…
“The Way”: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 54 places is Ric Pardoe – honourable mentions go to Ben McK (+44), Jack B (+38), Ben H (+28), Dom W (+22), Rowan M (+24), Jazz S (+44), Rob C (+28), Nick H (+33), Luke S (+31), John K (+24), Julian F (+20) and Mr 2-0 (+26)
“Gettin’ In The Way”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 47 places is Martin Stafford – dishonourable mentions go to Dave N (-38), Pete B (-38), John D (-41), Dan M (-45), Samantha R (-30), Matthew S (-25), Predictz (-33, Richard H (-26), Gareth M (-25), Simon Lindq (-24), Lee F (-24), George T (-30) and Scott H (-25)
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PAS Champions League Group Stages 2022/23:
Matchday 1 Group games went ahead this week…
It. Was. Erm. Exciting?
We had 9 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 5 hammerings! 2 close games! 1 heartbreaker! And, 9 away wins!
Two won their games with 12 points & 1 lost theirs with 19 points!
Early doors people, early doors…
Full fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Matchday 2 – Week 4
Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12
PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2022 & PAS Cup 2023 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the inseparable Arsenal & Spurs…Rob Currin & Simon Lindsay!
And Another Thing:
Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks!
Stragglers, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me name & shame you!
Yes, you three at the back!
Yes. You, Maffew.
And you Markus!
As for you Mr S & son…
Twitter is a disgrace & Instagram is the new Facebook – but we’ve got a What’s App group!
Wanna join?
Why?
Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.
Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.
We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…
Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!
Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])
Cheers,
Pab