PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 13 round up

“Joey de-con-struction…”



“One child grows up to be, somebody that just loves to learn…”

Another up close and personal week to end the season, with 10 punters breaching the thirty points mark.

But, intrigue came cos it was the “not yer usual” contenders that made the story.

Which probably goes some way to explain the ridiculous scorelines that came in this week….

Rowan M was up there! Ryan G was up there! Howard T was up there! I was in nosebleed territory with a heady 38 points – with a couple of 90th minute goals that made my brain spin and gave licence to dream of a weekly win..

However, opening and closing with 2 x 9 pointers (courtesy of injury time goals in both games to boot!), Greg Fleming 45 (5) stole the show and the booty!


Sly moves nephew – you better buy me a beer with that £20!



Grey Days:

“Come on, everybody get on up, ‘Cause you know we gots to get it crunk…”

Once again, some decent “rubbish” scores at the other end as only five players failed to reach 15 points.

Just 4 didn’t register a correct score with Sam A grtful for the one he did notch!

So, Patricia Fernandez 11 (0) finished bottom yet again as the cavalier attitude to form and league position continues to all but guarantee yet another wooden spoon – I think the next one is gold one!


Sorry Mother, that’s more bilge than Blige…


Correct Score of the Week:

Yessssssss…most popular score was Blackburn’s 1-2 win at Birmingham – 25 of youse got that!


Seven quite rightly predicted City’s 5-0 (oil) slick thrashing of Newcastle

4 bribed Dave & Dan to tinker with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and waltzed off with WBA 4 Barnsley 0

Four more thrilled at the thrilling Celtic 4 Hearts 1

Kate S believed in Bournemouth. A 1-0 kinda belief…

Howard T doffed a cap to Wrexham’s 3-0 deconstruction of Stockport County

Howard T (again!) just knew Burnley would score against Villa for a 1-3



However, this week’s best correct score goes to Luke Stafford for his I-always-try-to-finish-on-double-two-even-on-PAS inspired, Chelsea 2 Wolves 2!



Bet of the Week:

Lee Taylor was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 12 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!


It was a “no-show”


So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on a springy £13.33!



Great effort from all our BoTWers this season.

Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…but I always say that, don’t I….




Table News:


Three crashed the Top Ten.


Seems Fine”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places, is Me! – honourable mentions go to Greg F (+10), Howard T (+15), Ryan G (+18), Matthew Stafford (+12) and Andy Kelly (+11)


Say Something New:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places, is Sam Arora – dishonourable mentions go to Dom W (-13), and Lily T (-13)



PAS Cup 2022:

Semi Finals ties went ahead this week…


It. Was. Really. Dramatic!


We had 1 successful joker! And, amazingly, 1 draw!

Matthew Murphy dispatched Mike K 20 (2) to 15 (0) to take his place in the Final.

But the only successful “joker” of four earned Chris D a draw against Mark S in a 25 (3) all draw!

It went to extra time (9 games on Wednesday) and, amazingly, that ended 12(1) all causing much consternation at PAS Towers.

So, a hastily arranged inaugural penalty shoot out took place last night over 5 very random games (yes, including THAT derby…) –  and Mark Seels emerged the winner by 5(1) – 4 (0).

Now that was a Cup tie!


Commiserations to the losers – the £30 should see you right though eh?!)


Full fixtures & results can be found here


Matthew Murphy v Mark Seels


A “two-part” final, the showcase being Chelsea v Liverpool. TOMORROW!!


You will be updated on the progress & full result…


Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – “part one” May 14th – May 29th
Final – “part two” May 14th




PAS Champions League 2021/22 Knockout Stages:


Richard Hirst  v Andrew Chesworth  


A “two-part” final, the showcase being Liverpool v Real Madrid.


You will be updated on the progress & full result…


Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – “part one” May 14th – May 29th
Final – “part two” May 28th



And Another Thing:

And This:

Thank you very much for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon.

August, actually.

Make a note as you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders from, erm, now onwards…

Yes. We’re starting early next season, cos…

It’s The PAS World Cup in November so you’ll have to take part in Lucky 13 Winter ’22 to qualify!!!

Make a note as you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders from, erm, July onwards…



Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made us amazing

Well, bar my ubiquitous glitches obv…



Prize Money Update  – League, Cup & CL prize money will be paid out at the end of the season.

So don’t worry, Rishi hasn’t got your winnings – I have!



That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….full season update to follow…


When the season ends!