PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 10 round up

“Let the train cause the pain…”

 

Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina:

Usually I have to spend hours (HOURS!) thinking up clever, witty ways to break the news how the week was won, do actual research into who predicted what & source which last minute goal tipped the scales in whose favour…yep, it’s hard work over this side folks!

Well, I managed a week off this week as Richard Hirst 38 (6) absolutely walked it this week leaving his nearest rival a good 7 points in his wake! £20 coming your way Tricky – 96th minute consolation goals at MK Dons, eh?!!

 

ps – 4 bods got 30 points or more…

 

Wise Up! Sucker:

Innit ‘oribble when Mr 2-0 beats your weekly score after you’ve toiled & laboured for hours (HOURS!) when a simple default would’ve sufficed. The “default” got 23 points this week – that’s eleven more than me – hmmmppph!

Still, our man Down Under, Paul Carter 8 (0) did the decent thing and defaulted the blushes of Joanne McK

Bet his galahs are flaming though…

 

ps – 9 poor souls got zero correct scores

 

Correct Score of the Week:

We might as well change this game to “predict-a-XP Goals”…most popular score was Brentford’s 1-2 win at Watford – 24 of youse got that!

 

Four got the dull-all in Boscombe

Four more somehow stumbled on Man City 2 Liverpool 3 (how????)

Ben McK & Richard H thrilled at the thrilling MK Dons 2 Sheffield Wednesday 3

Martin S revelled in the schadenfreude of Arsenal’s poor poor show

Luke S revelled in the schadenfreude of Spurs being Spurs

Frankie F nabbed the form book upsetting Stoke 0 Bristol City 1

Gareth M lapped up the injury time joy of Sheff Utd 1 Reading 2

Reagon K was all over the Bank Holiday Monday 0-3 to the Bournemouth

Neil C celebrated the bore draw between Plymouth & Sunderland

Justin C got Huddersfield’s “Desmond” with QPR

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Norman Lee for his he’s-gonna-do-it-again-isn’t-he inspired, CR7 3 Norwich 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Frankie Fernandez was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 9 so we asked her to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

The phone’s gone…

“I’m going for 3 draws cos “wins” are boring –
Palace-Chelsea
City – Liverpool
Hull – Cardiff”

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd leaving it on £0.93 – ooops!

 

Damian H & Martin S are at 60th this week….first out the hat was Martin!

 

Mr S, I need your 3 team selection by Friday evening, please!

 

Need some of that northern soul sparkle mate…

 

 

Table News:

 

Can U Dig It?:

Ben Hogwood slides up 3 places to the summit, 5 points ahead of Simon Lindq, who in turn is four points clear of John N

 

No one crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

Def Con One.:

Patricia Fernandez is still bottom, but now only three points behind Tim P, who in turn is 1 point off Joanne McK

 

 

Everything’s Cool:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 21 places is Richard Hirst – honourable mentions go to Ben McK (+15), Charlie H (+11), and John J (+11)

 

Karmadrome:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Paul Carter – dishonourable mentions go to Lee T (-19), Rob C (-12), Ryan G (-11), and Tony M (-12)

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Semi Final 1st leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Erm. Meh!

 

We had 1 successful joker! 2 away wins! And, 1 hammering!

One won their game with 38 points & one lost their game with 28 points!

 

All to play for then…sort’ve

 

 

Full fixtures, results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Semi Final ties in Week 13!

 

Here’s the draw…

 

Chris Dixon v Mark Seels

Mike Krasnowski v Matthew Murphy

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, Darlo’s “Mr Big”… Dom Webber!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

THAT semi final wasn’t that exciting…

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab