PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 7 round up

100 passes off being REALLY gross…


With Every Heartbeat”: Dunno about you, but, literally from the off this week, I was left reeling as score after score filtered in the polar opposite to what I predicted. I had a score of 4(1) on Saturday night…

“Nothing new there Pablo” I hear you all thinking, but really, c’mon…


In a week where only 5 players managed 30 points or more, another displaced Scouser threatened to make it another Everton weekly win as Andy F notched up a tidy 36 points.

However, never write off a Gooner!

Especially a Viking one!

Our friend from the Norse, Anders Hoglund 39 (6) cut a swathe through the bleak week and pillaged the £20 weekly prize courtesy of two last minute goal enhanced correct scores at the start & end of the week.

Mr H, tip your horned helmet to Messrs Samba of Cardiff and Joey B of Fleetwood…




Konichiwa Bitches”: Guess what?! Frankie had a decent week – which can only spell bad news for others!

Thirty three people couldn’t muster more than 15 points this week with Alex R posting a particular paltry nine points…

But a bouncer & someone from Game of Thrones went one worse –

Howard Thomas & Reagon Karki 8 (0) hang your heads in shame…



Correct Score of the Week:

Words escape me…most popular score was Citeh’s 3-1 drubbing of Man Yoo– 23 of youse got that!

Six got the very annoying last minute spoiling Alfreton 1 Fleetwood 4

Matt W & Paul C got the dull-all at the City Ground

Stuart F & Joe M obviously guessed St Johnstone would beat Hamilton 4-0

Gary B got Hearts 0 Kilmarnock 1

Neil C believed in PNE. A 0-1 kinda belief…

Martin S got the bore draw between Leicester & Burnley


However, this week’s best correct score goes to Andy Fowler for his ding-dong-West-London-derby inspired, QPR 3 Brentford 2!



Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Jerry S was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 6 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We lost  : (


Leicester – out (how did that Vardy effort get cleared?!)

Norwich – in (made hard work of it though!)

Forest – out (Stoke are the new, erm, Stoke!)


So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on £3.25…


Pete Britton, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please!



Table News:


Indestructible”:  Neil Osborne stays top of the pile now 11 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is 4 points ahead of Scott H in third.


One crashed the Top Ten.


Crash & Burn Girl”:  Francesca Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom but now only two points behind her nan who in turn is 1 point off Alex R…



Hang With Me”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 44 places is Anders Hoglund – honourable mentions go to Andy F (+30), Gary B (+27), Paul C (+25), Brett A (+23), Jason M (+15) and Will O (+15)


Dancing On My Own”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 30 places is Howard Thomas – dishonourable mentions go to Kyle B (-19), Julian F (-18), Reagon K (-17), Greg F (-17) and Rowan M (-15)


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PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 4 Group games next week…


If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!


Full fixtures & results can be found here


Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12



PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the Swede (not a turnip)…Anders Hoglund!



And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – hoooooooooooooooooray!



+++Statto Corner+++

84% thought the Blades would beat the Owls on Friday!
89% were rooting for Leicester on an emotional day at the King Power!
Only 3% correctly predicted Villa would win at Derby!
100% went Liverpool!
Only 3 players went with Celtic drawing with Livingston!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?


Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!


Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!


Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])