It wasn’t Cesc…
“Everything Is Everything”: Here’s the thing – you sit down, reassess, plot, plan and find a formula that works, right?
Then it starts working. And it’s all down to your hard work, research, knowledge & “weighing up the odds & then applying common sense instead of fantasy”….right?
Right! Cool…check out the trajectory from a Week 4 84th!
Then your daughter doesn’t want to play “boring football” especially as there are 4 gazillion slime videos to watch on YouTube – so you just flit through & do her 30 scores in literally 1 minute with the first scores that enter your head cos you’ve already paid and it’ll be a waste. Right?
When she gets her 3rd wooden spoon you can spray it gold and…
I got 30 points this week.
“Frankie” got 33 points and 6(!) correct scores! That’s not right! Right?
Anyway, Dan Pelgrom 36 (4) proper showed off this week as he didn’t even bother with the first 3 games and still came away with his 2nd “Alan” of the season. All thanks to Wayne as it turns out…
Right on Dan!
“Victim of the Crime”: It really is all to play for this season as only 15 people got 25 points or more at the top and 28 punters failed to get more than fifteen points.
Getting no correct scores is never a good thing though – hang you heads Jamie T & Ben H.
Ric Pardoe 7 (0) may have already lost his head, as a catastrophic total has probably ended his entitled claims to a league title. Ouch!
Correct Score of the Week:
If you got one this week, give yourself a chest bump…most popular score was Burnley’s 1-0 win over Watford– 19 of youse got that!
Six got the five-point Reading v Cardiff 2-2
5 got the 1-3 Peacocks win over QPR
Five more somehow guessed Forest 3 Bolton 2 (how?????)
4 nailed Hibs 2 Celtic 2
Four more got the very annoying last minute spoiling Palace 2 Bournemouth 2
Mark S, Stuart F & John J got Norwich’s 3-1 win over Sheffield Wednesday
Dan P, Pete B & Me got the thrilling new manager syndrome enhanced Hull 3 Brentford 2
Patricia F got the bore draw between Wolves v Sunderland
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Kyle Beale for his I-may-be-a-newbie-but-I-get-it-now inspired, Barnsley 0 Derby 3!
Bet of the Week:
So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 97 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!
Ooooof! Back to earth with a bump!
Huddersfield v Brighton (51.19%) – never trust Brighton…
Swansea v WBA (44.05%) – scuppered by Bony!
Hull v Brentford (41.67%) – I knew this would be 3-2, you suckers!
So, £0 sits on the to be avoided at all costs “Bet of the Week” slot 11th!
“Ti Amo”: Scott Harrison stays top, but now a mere 5 points ahead of Danny N, who in turn is twelve points ahead of Kate S in third.
4 crashed the Top Ten. Ahem… *shines chest with closed hand*
“If I Ever Feel Better”: Will Oppong drops to the bottom, one point behind Dan H, who in turn is twelve points adrift of Sam C…
“Consolation Prizes”: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places, is Dan Pelgrom – honourable mentions go to Frankie F (+22), John J (+15), Mark S (+14), Pete B (+12), Norman L (+12), Ryan G (+12) and Peter M (+11).
“Too Young”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places, is James Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Sam A (-18), Ben H (-14), David G (-14), Neil O (-13), Jerry S (-13) and Simon Linds (-12).
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PAS Cup 2018:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2018 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is
Sparky Hughe, I mean, my mum…Patricia Fernandez
PAS Champions League 2017/18 Group Stages:
Matchday 6 fixtures can be found here
If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”! Cos, it’s like, an important week? The last week actually…
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Matchday 6 – Week 12
And Another Thing: Sanchez out! Xhaka out! Bellerin out! Kolasinac out! Theo, hahaha! He gaaaaaawn…
Twitter is dead…and so is Instagram! We old skool with just plain pictures…
Take some interesting pics at away games. Or home games. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!
Well, a bit like the Vision-On gallery (ask yer grandad millennials!), we’ll pick the best and post them up on future round ups – so getting clicking!
Don’t send them in the post though – email them over to me! ([email protected])
So who’s next?