“T’ain’t What You Do (It’s the Way That You Do It)”:
To be fair you can usually tell by your Sky Soccer Six score if it’s a mad week for scores or not and I got 4 points this week (what d’ya mean you don’t partake?!) so I knew it was “difficult”…then I checked the scores on the doors and TEN people got 30 or more points – how??!
And then…
Kate Hopper 46 (9)[yep, that’s NINE] picked the perfect week to decimate the opposition with a truly outrageous tally to take the penultimate £20 weekly prize! Well done Katie, you can buy your “adviser” a treat now eh?!
“The Lunatics have Taken Over The Asylum”:
Remember that poem, nay paean, penned by Rowan M the other week about being the biggest loser in the history of PAS?
Well, Debbie Lee 3 (0) has gone beyond the pale and clocked up something seemingly impossible to lower the bar even further – truly amazing…no, really!
Even if you tried I reckon you couldn’t get 3 points in a week…wow, what a season this is!
Get the thesaurus out Debs i’m expecting Shakespearean levels of prose from you in the coming weeks….
Correct Score of the Week:
Bothered… – most popular score was Arsenal’s 0-2 win at hapless Villa – 26 of us got that!
13 nabbed a bit of Derby’s superb 2-2 v Brighton
Eleven (really?!) got the very entertaining Leicester 2 Chelsea 1
9 lucked out on the sweet 2-1 win for Bournemouth over Man Yoo…
Eight knew it would be Fulham 2 Brentford 2 (Go West!) and 8 more got Cardiff’s 2s each against Sheff Wed
5 got QPR 0 Burnley 0
Four got the apparently dull, droll West Ham 0 – 0 Stoke City
Neil T, Paul V & Gary B nailed the three-one between Motherwell & Dundee
David G & Julian F got Celtic’s hammering of St Johnstone
Norman L got Hamilton 1 – 3 Ross County
Jamie T got the stalemate at the Valley…
…AND this week’s best correct score goes to the aforementioned Jamie Tofeili for his Toon Toon, Spurs 1 Newcastle 2!
Bet of the Week:
So, the new “system” spat out 3 more draws that were the most popular among the 79 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!
We won! Big time! All three in people – big up ya bad selves……or something.
52.78% Derby V Brighton – very dubious penalty two mins from time sealed the deal!
50% QPR V Burnley
47.22% West Ham V Stoke
So, a massive £47.52 goes on the now very attractive “Bet of the Week” slot 45th. Nice to see ya…
Table News:
Scott Harrison maintains top spot now 12 points ahead of Andy C who in turn is two points ahead of Peter M in third as the little breakaway really has been reeled in right on cue by the peleton…it will go to the wire!
Charlie H & Ryan G crashed the Top Ten.
Debbie Lee stays bottom, with the wooden spoon surely secured, a massive thirty eight points behind James S who in turn is 3 points off Norman L…where’s Neil T gone??!
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is Jamie Tofeili – honourable mentions go to Jack B (+13), Danny A (+14), Francesca F (+12) and Dave N (+10)
“The More I See (The Less I Believe)“:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 12 places is James Challinor – dishonourable mentions go to Josh H (-11), Rob C (-11), Neil H (-10) & Will O (-11)
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PAS Cup 2016:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2016 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…that crazy horse (sorry O!), Olly Osmond!
PAS Champions League 2015/16:
So, that’s it! And how eventful it proved to be…
Two hammerings, one heartbreaker, one close game, 7 away wins (theme of the season!) and no draws…
We lost the CL legend but the holder prevails, three players scraped through on goal difference and Peter Morley was the only one with a perfect record! If you got through, congrats, you really are ace and we’ll see you in the New Year where bounty awaits..
Matchday 6 results & final tables can be found here
And Another Thing:
Final week of the season – make sure you make the effort to win a festive twenty notes!
That’s it for this week – oh, you on Twitter yet? We’ve fixed it up to look sharp! Well, sharper…
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Cheers,
Pab