“(I Keep Thinking About) A New Thing”:
Usually I have to spend hours (HOURS!) thinking up clever, witty ways to break the news how the week was won, do actual research into who predicted what & source which last minute goal tipped the scales in whose favour…yep, it’s hard work over this side folks!
Well, I managed a week off this week as Scott Harrison 43 (8) absolutely walked it this week leaving his nearest rival a good 9 points in his wake! £20 coming your way Scott – great eh?!!
Innit ‘oribble when Mr 2-0 beats your weekly score after you’ve toiled & laboured for hours (HOURS!) when a simple default would’ve sufficed (sort’ve). Well he got 13 points this week. (still, if you think that’s bad, check out “And Another Thing” this week!)
That’s one more than me – hmmmppph!
Still, my ol’ German Selhurst Park dwelling mucker Dan Rayner 10 (0) will have the ‘ump even more than me this week! Ha!
Silver linings n all that…
Correct Score of the Week:
I give up… – most popular score was Celtic’s 1-3 win at Inverness – 28 of youse got that!
10 nabbed a bit of Man City’s 3-1 v Southampton
Six got the very entertaining Blackburn 2 Sheff Wed 2
Paul V, Eddie O & Rich L lucked out on the sweet 2-2 draw for Burnley in Cardiff…
Scott H & Tony D knew it would be Motherwell 2 Hearts 2 (err, how?!)
Tony D (again) & Andy F got Rotherham’s hammering of Bristol City
Oh! Will O & Olly O got the apparently dull, droll Aberdeen 3 – 1 Ross Co
Paul V (again) nailed the three-one between Forest & Reading
However, this week’s best correct score goes to newcomer Chris Dixon for his dour Darlo-esque, Spurs 0 Chelsea 0!
Bet of the Week:
So, the new “system” spat out 3 more draws that were the most popular among the 79 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!
We won!
Back in the game people…
(54.29%)Blackburn V Sheff Wed – tick.
(50%)Sunderland V Stoke [35/70] – cross. Ryan Shawcross, go to your room & have a good think about what affect your behaviour had on everyone. You twat.
(47.14%)Leicester V Man Utd [33/70] – tick.
So, £8.05 goes on to the now bolstered “Bet of the Week” slot 11th. Niiiiiiiice…
Table News:
“Measure“:
Wow! Scott Harrison moves up two places to claim top spot 14 points ahead of long time leader Andy C who in turn is five points ahead of Peter M in third as the little breakaway edges further from the peleton…
Alex T crashed the Top Ten.
Debbie Lee stays bottom and still only ten points behind Norman L who in turn is 5 points off the still despairing, flailing but slightly improving Neil T…
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is Jon Tofeili – honourable mentions go to Olly O (+17), Shashi A (+12) and blimey, is that it??!
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Yours Truly – dishonourable mentions go to Mark J B (-12), Rob C (-12), Jack B (-12) and Howard T (-10)
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PAS Cup 2016:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2016 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…ahem, PAS Board member, Dan Hogwood!
PAS Champions League 2015/16:
We continue…
Four hammerings, no heartbreakers, three close games, 8 away wins (are you lot doing this on purpose??!!) and no draws…
We still have two groups that will go to the wire with the real drama being played out in Group H where our current holder & CL legend can still both qualify from the obligatory “Group of Death”…or one could go out! Mwah-hahaha….
Matchday 5 fixtures & results can be found here
And Another Thing:
That’s it for this week – oh, but remember the “Shame of Week 9”? Well Rowan being the artist & sensitive soul he is just had to get it out of his system – this my friends, is a man who cares about his PAS…
“I write this shameful apology
for being so poor
in all those predictions
i scored only four
i’ve always played football
but know nothing it would seem
as once again, just like that… bang
goes the champions league dream
this week i did try
stats, odds and pundit insight
but there really was no point
my predictions were shite
so this week i walk round
knowing i’m the worst there can be
and i can only apologise
for unpredictable me”
Rowan Polski Marriott
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Cheers,
Pab