L13 Spring 2012 : Week 5 Roundup

“Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens”:
He sends perfect polls! He sends himself to PAS Euro 12! He sends cheques! He sends himself hurtling up the league! He sends himself top of the best weekly scores! I’ll be sending Martin Stafford 38 (7) £20! Let’s hope he can send me some winning BotWs!
“Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge”:
He should send himself to the naughty step. Or to Coventry. Or an S.O.S. Stephen Peaston 11 (0) is wishing he didn’t send his scores in…
Correct Score of the Week:
Sparse, very sparse… – most popular score was Millwall 1 Reading 2 – 23 of us got that!
6 got the 3-0 at Portman Road, 6 more got Pompey’s 1-3 reverse v Boro and 7 got Hibs’ 0-0 against St Mirren. 6 got the 0-0 between the Killie and The Saints and 5 got Sp*rs 1 Man Utd 3.
Pab / Francesca F / Sam A got Aberdeen 1 Celtic 1 and Jamie T & Howard T got Cardiff 0 West ’Ammmm 2.
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Gingell for his inspired Leeds 0 Southampton 1.
Bet of the Week:
We won!!! Well, Danny A won and only an inept Chelsea kept us from a bumper payout! Still, we’ll take whatever we can get and £2 is a nice foundation to build on for spot prize slot 67th. Danny adds a nugget to his £20 too for all his hard work. No pressure Martin S…

Table News:

“Walking ’round like you’re Pretty Boy Floyd”:
Matt Gingell hits top again and goes 7 points clear of Nick H who in turn is 3 points ahead of last week’s leader Danny A in third. Jamie T & Mark S crash the Top Ten…
“Looks like one great big alley way”:
Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now only three points behind Mahli G who in turn is still ten points behind his daddy Vim G. Bless…
You say “I’m cool, I’m no fool!”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Mark S (+25), Charlie H (+32), Josh H (+22), Neil O (+27), Jon T (+28) and Paul H (+20).
“I tried to get away, but I couldn’t get far”:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places is Neil Birchall – dishonourable mentions go to Dave T (-17), Steve T (-17), Mark J B (-19), Tony S (-26), Mr 2-0 (-20), Michelle F (-18) and Stephen P (-24).
PAS Cup 2012:
Quarter Finals draw on the site now!
PAS Champions League 2011/12:
You got further than Arsenal (sob)… – “home” teams, don’t forget to play your “joker”!
PAS Euro 2012:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the not very Hotspur, Simon Lindsay.
PAS Champions League 2012/13:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the very handsome, intelligent, witty & my boss, Tony Bowley.
And Another Thing:
Thank the Lord, you’ve all paid!! I know how much I can run off with now…