L13 Spring 2012 : Week 4 Roundup

“There’s a time for the second best”:
The pea split! Danny Ashworth 33 (4) who shared the prize last week, came back to claim the whole lot this week! £20 to you bruv (in law) – you’re as lucky as United at Norwich!
“You can holler, you can wail”:
Speaking of brothers, sometime’s you despair… Julian Fernandez 6 (0) is as unlucky & downtrodden as Pompey… SIX???!!!
Correct Score of the Week:
“5-2! We beat the scum 5-2…” – most popular score was Norwich City 1 Man Utd 2 – 25 of us got that!
11 got the 0-0 at St Mirren Park, 8 got Chelski’s 3-0 v Bolton and 4 got Wigan’s 0-0 against Aston Villa. 6 got the 1-3 between the Robins and the Tangerines and 6 got St Johnstone 3 Dunfermline 1. 12 got Man City 3 Blackburn 0.
Gary B / Matt G / Tony B got Pompey 0 Dirty Leeds 0 and Isaac A / Michelle F / Will O got Cardiff 1 Jammy Scousers 1.
Craig B got the “Desmond” at Sports Direct, Andy C got Watford 0 Southampton 3 and Anders H got 1-3 between Kilmarnock & Hibs.
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Danny Ashworth for his inspired Inverness C T 1 Rangers 4.
Bet of the Week:
Two sets of bets, two sets of fail – it’s like the teams know we’re betting on both to score and not complying! Danny A gets another go this week to try and break the duck…

Table News:

“No longer will I curse the bad I’ve done”:
Danny Ashworth hits top (what a week!) and goes 2 points clear of the recovering Matt G who in turn is 1 point ahead of last week’s leader Nick H in third. Alex R & Simon B crash the Top Ten…
“You can f*ck like a broken sail”:
Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now only four points behind Mahli G who in turn is ten points behind his daddy Vim G. Bless…
“But don’t ever give me up”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Pete Britton – honourable mentions go to Simon Linds (+28), Sam A (+21) and Francesca F (+21)!
“You can swing, you can flail”:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 36 places is Julian Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Paul V (-20), Gary M (-24) and Charlie H (-24)
PAS Cup 2012:
Revised second round results attached after one replay- congrats to all those through to the Quarter Finals, you’ve earned some money!
PAS Champions League 2011/12:
Last 16 2nd leg & aggregate scores attached – some very close ties! We have two players going for a Cup double and two who had double crash! Again, congrats to those now in the Quarter Finals, money is assured!
PAS Euro 2012:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the hotel heir, Rowan Marriott.
PAS Champions League 2012/13:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the very Red, Neil Templeton.
And Another Thing:
Not paid yet?! Really does have to be in this weekend or you WILL be unceremoniously dumped from our beautiful game! You have been warned!!!